"pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten

"pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day"
— Matthew 11:28

mike pls

Kate is a perfect cinnamon bun and is too pure for this world.

go kill yourself you dumb cunt
oh wait

Kate I love you!!

Pls no make up fake verse thx

Why is Kate so slutty?

shitloads of drugs in the name of god

Kate is pure and virginal.

Vaginal more like, amarite

Do NOT bully the Kate plx

LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS DISASTER OF A GAME

Finally a Life is Strange thread. I've had a question since I finished the game, one I've been meaning to ask. If Max saving Chloe at the start caused the storm to destroy the twon just a week later due to chaos theory then how come there wasn't a storm during the entire 8 or whatever years that past after she saved Chloe's dad?

end yourself

Time-travel in-game doesn't make sense because developers intended to use it as metaphor, and ignored whole rules.
Plus, game somewhat telling you that storm got triggered by your actions in bathroom,actually it doesn't give a shit about that girl's survival or death.

because the universe only wants chloe dead
you don't need to wait for someone to make a thread for it, there's a fucking general for this garbage on /vg/

>because the universe only wants chloe dead
But Chloe is the best character

wrong.because the universe/storm only wants Max to not doing shit in bathroom so storm wouldn't hit the town with that. if she does that then storm will come to hit the town to gain its own balance

I'll end you. *unsheathes camera*

she's literally the worst thing about this game

In AU you're technically deleting the universe where you saved Chloe in bathroom, and completely creating a different timeline where you saved her dad in 2008. But storm was still coming after 5 years.

When Jeffershit shot Chloe storm also didn't go so universe didn't trigger from her existence. It triggered by bathroom actions (however she already changed that timeline but game ignoring it)

Best Game Ever

Goodbye kate

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>oh finally a western game where there's a christian character
>it's a completely slut

fuck off marketer. your game is shit.

she absolutely is not

what if i has no happy day to rember?

kek

Why do you guys bully an angel like Kate?

>guys
They're all Devils.

>Marketers shilling a game that came out 2 years ago

kate doesn't deserve this abuse

Yeah, I did everything in my power to help her. Bye, bitch.

Funny how retarded this game is in how the universe gives Max powers to manipulate time just to call out a shitstorm and going back in time to undo the shitstorm.

The storm literally makes no sense.

>The storm literally makes no sense.
It's the same "moral" as the Monkey's Paw; learn to accept that reality is painful and shitty at times instead of wishing things could be magically better, otherwise the universe self-corrects by making your life more miserable.

With every post, you stray further from God.

I failed that talk down scene so badly that I had to exit via close program/PS button then look up the proper answers. I was off by a mile.

I dont care about thia ga.e but someone give me the name of this cutie so i can look up sfm porn

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Reminder that Kate is a literal slut who sucked the cocks of every male at that party.

Why can't Max and Kate have sex???

>things that never happened

THAT'S FORBIDDEN

>he hasn't seen the video

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>Kate will never legally adopt you as your mom

>wishing things could be magically better,
actually that's what you do by going back into time. but if you don't undo your action your facing the consequences (and more importantly getting the girl)

>Storm wants you to choose between ''bff,soulmate,the love of your life'' vs ''town''
*Flips off to the universe and rides off into the sunset with future wife*

What in god’s name did you just say about me, you little heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Blackwell Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous prayer cells on Friday nights, and I have over 300 community hours. I am trained in missionary pilgrimages and I’m the top preacher in the Christian faith and practice. You are nothing to me but just another sinner. I will wipe your sins away with forgiveness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with trespassing against me over the Internet? Think again, unbeliever. As we speak I am praying with my network of sisters across the USA and your transgressions are being forgiven right now so you better prepare for the cleansing, pagan. The cleansing that wipes clean the sinful little thing you call your life. You’re delivered, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pure soul. Not only am I extensively trained in holding sermons, but I have access to the entire organization of the Campus Crusade for Christ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your wickedness off the face of the continent, you sceptic. If only you could have known what divine retribution your little “unholy” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godforsaken heathen. I will pour holy water all over you and you will baptize in it. You’re delivered, brother.

and i'm reporting this post...

>announcing your reports
Shouldn't someone criticizing tripfags know better? Have a Kate picture on me nonetheless.

There is no video, go fuck yourself.

"Ya'll horny, evil motherfuckers, like your dad who likes to fuck asses with his pitchfork"

— John 8:44

stupid delusional christian cumrag slut should just kill herself desu

Is this really the kind of person you want to be, user?

>no choice to tell Chloe to fuck off and hang out with Kate or Victoria
Defend this

I honestly can't. I think the devs simply didn't have enough time to develop the game into something more or just didn't have the guts to push the game further because of their recent flop with Remember Me.

>rember happy day
I can't.

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Nah, she's probably one of those christfags who thinks that abstinence only applies to the vagina so she'll suck any dick going and her ass is almost prolapsed from giving that up to everyone.