Real zombie apocalypse

>real zombie apocalypse
>wear chainmail
>be invincible

chainmail would slow you down

you would want some type of light rubber

body armor made from duck tape would work better and be lighter

>real zombie apocalypse
>die because shit is airborne and you're not protected like the people from L4D

It only weighs 22 lbs.
If the apocalypse has fast zombies, you're dead anyway.

What nigga you want a kevlar suit. Wrap yourself in a bunch of nylon. Nigh impossible to tear and rip apart. Youll have to do something about your exposed areas though.
Also in L4D2 the enemies are too strong for you.

How did the HAZMAT guys get infected? I don't think human teeth or nails can pierce that can it?

>real zombie apocalypse
>live on a second floor
>replace stairs with ladders
checkmate, god

>real zombie apocalypse
>shitpost on Sup Forums anyway

>real zombie apocalypse
>live in a reasonably secure house
>fill the bathtub with water
>wait a few weeks until all the zombies are dead from thirst and starvation
>outbreak is easy to contain and limited to your region
>food aid and shelter are available as soon as the area is secure

Hunter ripped their hazmat

>real zombie apocalypse
>wait a week and zombies are all dead from thirst / starvation / eating each other.

>run out of food
>die of starvation
>implying zombies die of thirst and starvation considering that they're dead in the first place

22 lbs is a insane amount of weight to lug around

are you retarded?

why would anyone carry that around

for 22 pounds i can carry a months supply of food and water and a sleeping bag and gear(shovels axes)

you need to optimize your shit

yeah when a hundred zombies pile on top of you I'm sure you gonna be glad you at least won't die a relatively quick death of being eaten alive

I'm sure starving to death under a ton of rotting corpses all trying to get at your juicy bits is much preferable

They will decay though.

But what if the virus has a long incubation period?

Besides you need to worry about Raiders more than the zombies.

>10kg
>insane

They wouldn't die from starvation, but they'd certainly "die" quickly, considering what nature and the weather do to a dead body.

>real zombie apocalypse
>wear chainmail
>get shot
Humans are the real monsters.

How do they get the energy to move? Can they defy the laws of thermo dynamics?

Protip, if the slow zombie apocalypse ever happens, break into a drugstore and steal all medicine.
It will force people to trade food with you.

22lbs spread evenly across the body is fucking nothing, are you serious? The average soldier carries 100lbs of gear on his back alone.

>real zombie apocalypse
>there's 160 million cars in the US
>everyone runs over 1 zombie
>apocalypse over

Wew

Or kill you.

>thinking this would work when there's no clear definition of what a zombie even is, or what can kill it
best bet is to find some illegals, find a girl or two that's not infected, then just wear the pussy out while high out of your mind before blowing your own brains out.

i've already decided that if shit goes down in real life that causes an end of the world scenario, i'm going to rape until my balls are dry, then surf the days away until i'm surrounded and take my own life. fuck this survival shit, would you really want to survive after a zombie outbreak? if over 80% of the globe's population died out, do you want to be one of the last few alive? enjoy that shit life.

have you ever wore a full body armor suit for paint ball or something?

shit gets sweaty

plus you would be doing an insane amount of walking

any extra weight would lead to more unnecessary calorie expenditure

try using forward thinking buddy

22lbs of water will last a week tops.

If 22lbs is an insane amount of weight to lug around, you'll be dead regardless user. That's like 3-4 textbooks.

>force people to trade food with you
What makes you think a heavily armed group won't just kill or or tie you up and take it anyway

are you the average soldier?

and chainmain is not spread evenly across the body

it's heavier around the chest area

you guys don't know what the FUCK your talking about

fucking redditors

You don't have to be a survivalist.

You can do all that stuff to your hearts content for a long time if you join a gang and become a marauder or raider.

sorry, im not some fat 5.7 fuck that get all sweaty after walking 1mile

>i've already decided that if shit goes down in real life

>in real life

>real zombie apocalypse
>it's not rape if they're dead ;)

>real zombie apocalypse
>air force and artillery BTFO large concentrations of zombies
>armored divisions and mechanized infantry wipe out the stragglers

gg no re

Not that guy but I presume you've never done any walking with any type of gear.

In the military we had approximately 15-20 kg of equipment on us (and that was the bare essentials) and even the most athletic guys were having trouble after a couple of hours of marching/walking.

Realistically what would your plan be in the case of a zombie apocalypse?

>>implying zombies die of thirst and starvation considering that they're dead in the first place
Being dead doesn't stop entropy from working, user. At some point they're going to get dehydrated, and if that doesn't happen they'll burn through all of their body fat, eat everything near them, and start to die of starvation.

Someone would notice the virus infecting random patients in a hospital. Hospitals are petri dishes of disease at the best of times and an unkillable virus would be caught pretty quickly. Plus long incubation periods mean easier for the body to fight.

Look at swine flu, it got fuckin reckt.

>die of thirst and starvation

Either they'll die or run out of energy and just stop moving.

I'm pretty certain even the weakest fucking faggot could carry 1/5th of what a soldier does on an average day. Seriously dude, chainmail is not heavy.

>only fat people sweat

wew lad your just making yourself look bad

i bet you haven't even left your house in a week lol

>no food to resupply body energy
>constantly walking with no clear goal or purpose
Even if they don't stay dead they won't be able to move a single muscle after a few weaks

>all these fags defending chainmail

M'LADY

>chain mail
>a suit literally made of holes
>only weighs 22 pounds
>sweaty

Just how fat are you? Dead day 1 for sure.

>real
see this shit is fantasy to begin with so you are 'invincible' cause you come up with the rules

unironically, this. if you live anywhere near an infected zone, you will be quarantined. and if there's no answer to stop it from spreading, it will be carpet bombed to death.

the first sign of outbreak should get you moving far away as possible before the government steps in and blocks all exits.

Name a more bite-proof item of clothing

stay indoors as long as possible and just wait it out

''realistically'' any type of zombiness that could be caused by a disease would still require the supposed zombies to eat and drink to keep them moving

of course if the infection spreads through air I'm fucked anyway so whatever

steal a bunch of fishing rod and supplies and steal a boat

you guys are so fucking stupid it hurts

how would i be dead on day one when im thinking about important shit like water and food?

this dumb nigga is talking about chainmail armour which wasn't even that good when it was new in the middle ages

the teeth can sink into the holes of the chain mail you dumb fuck

>being this selfish and unwittingly help spread the disease.

>for 22 pounds i can carry a months supply of food and water and a sleeping bag and gear(shovels axes)
What the fuck. I was about to address something else that guy said, but then I stumbled across your retardation levels and could NOT let it go.
First, lets convert 22 pounds into proper units. I'll even be generous and round it up. It's 10kg. One litre of water (AKA LESS THAN YOU NEED PER DAY, YOU FUCKING RETARD) = 1kg. So, lets pretend you aren't also bring food, sleeping bag and your retarded shovel. You're now carrying around less than 10 DAYS worth of water.

I can't even finish this. You're too stupid. I'm so mad that this is what American education is doing to people. The worst part is, America doesn't just create idiots and then contain them, it unleashes them upon the world, so now we have to correct the mistakes of your faulty system. Do the world a favour and pick up a fucking book.

>Chainmail isn't good

This is bait

WHY STOP AT CHAINMAIL???

This is bait, I refuse to believe someone with a mind like this exists.

how am i stupid for opting to fetch around 1kg of water which i NEED

verse a fucking chainmail armor?

your so blinded by stupidity it hurts

nice reddit spacing fag

motorcycle suit would be ideal. its not that heavy and no zombie could bite though it

>responding to that reddit spacing fatass

Ah, bait thread.

>fat rolling

>chainmail fag gets bitten in the face

This is bait, I refuse to believe someone can be so stupid.

Be honest, if there was a global zambambo epidemic how much would playing all those zombie survival games help us?

>nice reddit spacing fag
nice

>No counterargument
Kill yourself

>get confident riding in city
>ride in country
>rural zombie knocks you off your horse and sticks a poinard in your underarm

why are you people talking like cars don't exist? i'm getting a truck, loading it up with supplies and weapons, then driving as far away from the outbreak as possible. what's this nonsense of walking 5-10 miles wearing chainmail? just put that shit on and drive with the windows up. F350 won't be stopped by some bullshit ass zombies.

what if the cars become zombies too?

you guys are retarted zombies lack muscle to even move inch let alone take bite when their jaws wont move. they are so gay jesus christ stop it

You could wear one of those military/police bombsuits, would be perfect. However you'd be slow and they could probably pile on you until you starve to death.

get fucking destroyed kid

mad im too smart for you?

mad that nobody can upvote your neat statistics?

>bait thread.
>op doesn't define the rules
>bunch of autistic fucks arguing because they have their own set of rules in their mind how the shit would go down and no ones sets any conditions
you don't say

The roads will be jammed within a day

nigga your schoolbag was heavier than that ...

THOSE FUCKING ZOMBIE-PEASANTS

Zombies do crush damage retard. Chain has higher crush defence

How does wearing chainmail armor mean that you can't also lug around essentials like food and water?

we're assuming said zombies are magical, thus, capable of demonic speeds and lebron-like agility.

That is so fucking embarrassing. I honestly feel sorry for the faggots who had to wear that cringy shit on a battlefield. At least people couldn't see your face I guess.

This. Abandoned cars everywhere across the road is a common trope in zombie fiction.

>eating fish

I rather die. At least I get to eat real meat then.

Chainmail isn't viable you stupid fucking redditors

people who think like this are the ones who get over burdened in games like fallout

you haven't proven to me that it's viable

how do you even know the zombie tensile strength?

what if it could go through it?

hurrr hurrr you stupid redditors i laugh at you

I just get comfy and wait for the zombies to decay / starve / kill each other / run out of energy.

>run out of gas
>die because you're a retard who doesn't know how to control a sailboat

Zombies are magic and defy science so that wont happen.

>NO WAY ARMOR WEIGHS 100 TONS BRO meme
lol

This is either bait or burgerland military.

Nigga you can pack on 10 pounds of clothes during winter easily and it's weight is barely noticable. If 22 pounds incapacitates you zombies are the least of your worries.

I literally live up on a mountain with one other person, there is a water tank near me and a river and I have my own water stored and food in case a storm fucks up the road down. Have a generator and fuel and got memed into a bike that can be used to charge shit because we frequently lose power for half a day to like 2 or 3 days when a storm hits. I also have several guns and several thousand rounds saved up. I would literally just sit at home and relax and wait, then the town below me wouldn't be a shithole full of gang bangers after everything died out.

a person can only hold a certain amount of fucking weight that's why

if you can carry more supplies instead of armor you WOULD

everyone who is defending chainmail watches too much walking dead

people are calling me retarded for opting to fetch water in a survival situation

How is that cringe? If you saw a metal man with no face coming at you im sure you'd shit yourself.

>die from scurvy after you run out of fruit/vegetables and only have fish

Maybe you can eat seaweed, dont know

Okay in that case I use my wizard powers to summon zombie zombies

This, only as an operator I had to lug around about 35 kilos of equipment.

Plus ammo. And rats. And your rifle. And the rest of your kit.

10kilos in body armour is pretty fucking excessive and you'd sweat like a motherfucker. I guess if you were constantly training with that amount of weight you might get used to it eventually, but fuck me 10 kilos is quite a bit of extra weight.

Go home, Stephen, you're drunk.

imbecile they have the same teeth than you
try to eat a chicken leg protected with a chainmail
you'll see how it goes

You're imagining things. You're not alright.

Buenos dias Mandy

>If you saw a metal man with no face coming at you im sure you'd shit yourself.
no, I'd simply sidestep and casually jog away. he's not running very fast while wearing that shit, and his movement won't be agile enough to catch me if I decide to juke and jump a fence.

and I really wanted to be a dick, I could juke and just push him down. he won't be able to jump to his feet in the time it takes me to burst 20 yards and be well out of his zone.

>this fucking thread

i can get a few pieces of meat in my mouth if i really tried

and a zombie doesn't feel pain and won't stop

you do realize that the whole thread is imaginary and zombies don't exist?