STR or DEX?

STR or DEX?

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>be pretty /fit/
>bulking for last 5 years
>short quick movements give me very real injuries
>dont look aesthetic

At this point I have moved from the hypermasculine /fit/ ideal to the dexy bodyweight pro, although my OHP is coming on 200lbs

Down syndrome

White friends....why do some of you enjoy doing junk like this with complete disregard for the potential consequences?

So dex? Because oberyn pretty much won that fight, if he finished him off instead of standing around giving a speech he would have won.

>Dexfags are flashy and lose the fight because they did something stupid instead of fighting
Sounds about right

exactly, DEX one that fight he just had low INT and felt the need to gloat.

Mental issues

>be pretty /fit/
>less than 12%bf
>I can pretty much carry my own weight, pull ups are too ez, don't even have to put effort in learning to balance myself while handstanding because my arms can carry my own weight with ease
>aesthetic as fuck
Feels good to be DEX.
I used to be fucking huge too, but damn, mantaining my caloric intake was getting too much of a hassle. It's even harder than actually lifting.

alcohol makes normalfags do some strange things friend

You guys are forgetting that he wanted a public confession that pointed Tywin and the lannisters as the ones that did it, the mountain was just the first step to get justice

Nigger

Was he STR or DEX?

Style

dex

CHR

Any character like guts, dante, or anywhere inbetween have massive amounts of both

Quality is always, always, ALWAYS king

This is why you STR and DEX fags are always going to be losers

no one forgets you sweaty nerd

What do you think, fuckboy? pic related, cam footage from my underground MMA tournament fight the other week

I'd say low WIS, you can be high INT and know that you still have to get a confession out of him because this is your only chance, and if you kill him you cant get a confession.

But, its very unwise to walk around so close to some guy who every single time he came in contact with you during the fight, he knocked you back like you got hit by a horse in full gallop

You clearly did, retard

AGL

The movie was alright.

DEXSTR

Endurance

I remember the North

nothing more satisfying than fucking people up with your bare hands, no weapons to multiply your strength, just your fists and feet and teeth and claws

pic related, my dnd character

>for shits and giggles 1v1 some of our PCs
>dexfag wants to fight me
>he gets the first turn, describes all his actions cool as shit
>in the end, he couldn't trip me (because I weigh 1000lbs and tripping someone is a STR check, good luck pussy)
>when my turn started he was still standing in front of me because he ran out of actions to take
>fucking annihilate him and put him at -30 health without even getting an decent damage rolls

dexfags btfo, the next 1v1 our ranger elf cunt girl tried to play that bow and arrow game, forgetting I'm a monk and have shitloads of movement, so I chased her down, grappled her, and only barely didn't kill her on the first turn, but the next turn for shits and giggles I used all the attacks I had available and put her at something ridiculous like -60

puny humans

He "won" because he poisoned his spear

Some friends decide that one friend can jump a moving hay bail...on a steep hill. He's obviously lucky he wasn't crushed/given a broken neck.

The mountain didn't succumb to his poison until hours later though, and when bronn got the same poison, he didn't start showing symptons until hours (maybe, we honestly dont know the timeline but he was in a fight in a city square a short distance from the coast, then got transported to some palace dungeon) later, so the hound was basically just suffering the legit spear wounds he took.

I think he was faking it though, just knew hes too big to get up that quickly so when he fell he laid there for a second to suss everything out.

Hell maybe that was the first time he'd gotten knocked on his back.

At any rate, once the mountain was on his back if Oberyn wasn't a fucking dumbass he could have just stabbed him in the neck from an angle that his big ass pauldrons would keep him from grabbing the spear at, so he could have won it legit if he just wasn't such a complete dumbass

Boredom. Adrenaline deficiency.

When you live in the country you literally have no place to go and hang out. So you stay home and do shit like this out of boredom. I'm surprised they didn't catch the hay bale on fire first considering how much we live to blow shit up.

DEX with premium gear

INT

CRAZY

There is only one option

in what world is getting your skull crushed a win?

>these are the levels of unrealism that you need to achieve before dexfags can win

honestly, try to argue that that is worse than *teleports behind you* and edgy freerom RPG bullshit where people just make up the most ridiculous shit to make their OC looks kewl

That dog is hardcore

The way he just places the food on the ground and stares the other dog down, daring him to fucking try

DEX always wins IRL. I can't think of a single case where a STR-fag won against a DEX-chad. If your opponent has speed, you won't be able to hit him, thus rendering your only advantage useless.

Well in the book Oberyn uses manticore venom, which is supposed to kill you in a few seconds. But it's "tempered" with sorcery and specially prepared for Gregor to prolong his suffering instead of killing him straight away.

So poison had instant effect on his body but only prolonged his death.

About Bronn, that shit never happens in the books and I don't know if they even mention which poison is used in the TV-shows(on both Mountain and Bronn).

In the end Oberyn underestimated the Mountain. It's noted that he killed a lot of people with poison, but because he prepared this dose to not be immediately be lethal he fucked up. Kind of ironic. He probably thought Mountain wouldn't be able to move and would beg for Oberyn to kill him, Oberyn would ask him to admit his crimes and Mountain would do it just to end his suffering.

In retrospect it was a very good plan, but he didn't account for the Mountain being a fucking ubermensch.
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Strength builds are essentially easy mode in most games. Dex is the high risk high reward way to play

These threads never make sense. If he couldn't jump over it, then he has no DEX.

I never read the books because I'm fucking lazy, but I always assumed it was the same poison.
My thought process was that, since the bronn thing didn't happen in the books (couple of friends read them and you fuckers just LOVE talking about OH WELL IN THE BOOKS) I figured it must have just been a set up scene so that viewers would know about Dornish poison, so that later when Oberyn used it they would understand (oh, he used the poison like what how they did to that bronn boy I'm so smart for remembering shit)

Your theory sounds about right though, forgot that mountain is just hate given form and would never beg for death, and that even his last bit of strength is more than any man could steel himself against.

I mean, he did a 200lb dumbell fly from full extension, with zero bend or anything in his elbow, and with the heaviest armor in the seven kingdoms on him.

The highest dumbell fly I can even find people talking about on the internet is 65lb

Those are badgers you jackass

One fucked roll can really put you in a pickle, he was distracted asking for a confession, so he had disadvantage on his dex save to combat the mountains grapple check, he rolled a 15 and a 6, had to pick the 6, which wasn't shit because the mountain probably has a +5 to STR, if he isn't above 20 already.

Probably rolled a nat 1, considering the mountain immediately knocked him unconscious

LCK

Quality.

> OH WELL IN THE BOOKS
Well you got me, I try to keep the amount of faggotry to a minimum but sometimes it's stronger than me. Was really mad when shehulk(who was a mediocre fighter in muh books) killed Mannis. It was such a stupid scene.

Gregor wielded a greatsword in one hand, that's enough to tell you that he was barely human. He's literally the Sup Forums Gregor meme except driver by pure rage and evil.

LCK is a passive and chaotic stat, you can't rely on it

>HP

thicc

"This will go straight to my hips" indeed.

STR vs. STR

I want to grab and viciously pull on that fat ass

STR every time

Boredom from living in a rural area. I was born and raised in the city, every modern convenience at my disposal, I've never in my life done something retarded like OP's picture. Look at the fly over part of America, why are they viewed as so stupid? Dull small towns with nothing to do, so they give in to the stupid urges someone with an mind that's being used constantly wouldn't even consider.

>DEX vs STR

Popeye is pure STR at first but spinach buffs up all of his other stats, turning him into the ultimate quality build.

STR
Tarkus didn't DEX, why should you?

>you can't rely on it
Spoken like somone with too little LCK

How tall is the Mountain in the book? Because the actor is roughly 6' 9" 400 pounds, so you think he'd go "he's a lot bigger than the average person, better adjust the dose as needed".

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Pretty sure that's DEF vs STR

DEX and STR scaling with CHR

I almost lost my fucking mind when she punched the hound off of that cliff, probably the maddest I've been at a TV show

You up on the new episode yet?
>yfw the hound is talking to thoros of myr
>I'll tell ya what doesn't scare me.
Bald cocksuckers like you. You think you're foolin' anyone with that top knot? Bald cunt.

almost spit out my fucking drink

>if he finished him off instead
but part of a dexfag is being a dumbass like that

gottem

This.

Dex won in this one STR had no chance too bad Martin wanted him to die even though it was impossible.

I really like oberyn and his fighting style.

pay2win

Your DnD character is a gorilla Frankenstein?

Tarkus died like a bitch because he couldn't keep his balance. He's the advert for why STR with no DEX is a bad idea.

Because tarkus died like a bitch vs pajama ninjas

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Tarkus died like a bitch because he didn't have the INT to realize his shield could block the throwing knives no problem.

The Hound is the most based character in the show and has the greatest character development. Him constantly calling people cunt in his 10 minutes of screen time and I couldn't stop laughing.

tfw no dex

SNEAK>other stats

nothing like a one hit kill before anyone notices youre there and vanishing into the shadows

DMN

Oberyn's problem was standing too close to him after he was down

>SNEAK
>stat

DEX vs. SPD

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Balance between the two with high FTH (Faith).
There, solved.

damn, how fast does he run to be able to slide across concrete like that?

Nah those are whip scars, hes a gorilla slave.

Hes part of an ape tribe that slavers were trying to breed into great manual labor, they all were too aggressive though and always had to be killed at some point when they chipmed out.

So happens that my guy was super chill and just did his job, only rarely needed a whipping, then eventually they decided they would just put him in the military, using him to do single combat in the kings honor and so fourth, so they gave him a potion that made him hairless (so you could see his beefcakes) but it also made him slightly more human, in the way he acts and thinks, he gained the ability to speak in grunty 3 word sentences
He did the single combat thing for awhile, city got seiged, nobody here really cares I'll just stop

Fucking yes, its like hes tsundere for the concept of being a good, so he constantly tries to remain scary and houndish and hopes nobody thinks hes chivalrous for hauling two damsels in distress across westeros

>what is skyrim

What the actual fuck does that thing have fucking headlights, what am I looking at.

STR + DEX glass cannon is the way to go

Where my LCK + CHR boys at?

Pic related.

is that a fucking bag

To add to that, how does he just withstand getting punched in the arm by SUPERMUSCLEGOD without it breaking or even dislocating. Just because you grab onto something big that's moving fast doesn't mean the impact doesn't happen.

Are you telling me your point of reference for a stat/ability system is Skyrim?

>i-i-i-it's not like I regret stealing your silver and giving you a proper burial in the least I can do to repay you in a cosmic sense, b-baka!
The Hound is the emotional core of the show and I won't let anyone tell me otherwise because they are wrong. What are your thoughts about the Clegane bowl? Or is Arya going to try to steal that kill?

still not a stat

>Skyrim
>RPG

That fat blood even has fat stains on his shirt. I am sure his fingers smell like cheetos.

Reporting in

CHR