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wow, kind of surprised. expected at least a 90 considering the first one got an 81. Guess this one isn't much better based on the reviews I've read. not that I really planned on buying it anyway as I never played the first.

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>trusting other people's opinions on games
>not just buying it and finding out if you like it or not
review scores should only be used as a general consensus on if you should buy the game, the only review that actually matters is your own.
>inb4 people call me a nintenbro
I own Switch, PS4, PC, and an Xbone

reminder that splatoon 2 currently has less content than splatoon.

Flop of the year.

It's trash cancelling my order

>metacritic suddenly has any kind of value whatsoever

>coop servers only available on some days during some hours
Truly pathetic. Let's see nintentoddlers defend this

And people say nintendo pays reviewers

L
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What a pointless fucking console jesus

>Breath of the Wild is a 97

metascores are a meem

>they should cut content from the game
>to make it faster
what?

This isn't much of a surprise, really. Most of the Nintendo Switch's content is just Wii U content with a fresh coat of paint. Only ARMS is truly unique to the system, with even Breath of the Wild released on both Wii U and Switch. Splatoon 2 may not be a port in the same way Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is, but it seems like fans and detractors alike consider the game "more of the same." Fun, slick, polished...but not really a sequel so much as "Splatoon Deluxe."

Only when it helps their argument.

*inhales deeply*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Deserved score, it's basically the old game with a few new stages and weapons and the best feature removed(miiverse plaza posts)

This literally didn't happen though, you fucking moron. You can still post drawings. You can't make this shit up.

I just read the full review, and this guy compares splatoon 2 to overwatch and says overwatch is better because you get all playstyles from the start.
What he fails to realise is that Splatoon isn't class based, everyone has to paint the ground and kill others, no healers, tanks or anything like that.

It has entirely new single player campaign, new stages, new weapons, new character progression systems, new game modes.
How is it not a complete sequel?
Is Halo 3 "Halo 2 Deluxe"?

>Expecting quality reviews from slant magazine
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>expecting anything other than an autistic brain aneurysm in written form from slant
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

MUH BOTW 99 SONY BTOFFFF

Whats the point of this thread?
84 is a great score by Sup Forums standards.
>10's and 90's paid reviews
>70's and under is shovleware

>Nintendo timegating modes again like they did in the first game
>Turf war only on launch

>implying sonybros are any better
you shitheads had it coming.

It comes with all four modes plus salmon run. Do some research before you try and shitpost.

>ARMS comes out
>mediocre score
>Splatoon 2 comes out
>below expectations score
>BOTW
>Still manages to get 99

Stay mad lmao

>TW3
>Medias: It's marvelous!
>Gamers: It's marvelous!

>BOTW
>Medias: ZOMG GOTY SECOND COMING OF CHRIST ASDGHGDVH...*foams at mouth*
>Gamers: It's awright. Nothing spectacular but it's still a solid 8 for me.

Hmmm...

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what about Bloodborne scores tho

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literally never seen anyone say the quotes from the bottom, but I have seen many cry >paid reviews over zelda's score.

It's not 99 though

FUCJING DELET THIS
CRASH IS BETTEE ANYWAY ENJOY YOURE KIDDY SHIT CALLADUTY ILL BE ENJOYING MY KINGSOM HEARTS NINTENFAGOTA

so do the scores actually matter or not
>literally never seen anyone say the quotes from the bottom
lurk more

>Gamers
Who?

This needs a update with splatfail

Literally never seen anything like bottom pic but sure whatever floats your boat man

>slant magazine
You'd think they'd love a Jap game.

Yeah mb

literally in the thread

sorry but I don't browse daily, especially not shitposting threads

Scores only matter when they support your current shitpost.

Do they?

that's not one of those quotes

sony dronies that have never played the game naturally

Picture was about somebody getting assmad at scores because something "flopped". Splatoon 2 didn't flop at all lol 84 is a good score that's the difference. Nobody is mad but neogaf autists

>this is the kind of person that Sup Forums relies on to decide purchases

>look at this shovelware I'm going to rave about to hide the fact that we have no games

More like
>BOTW
>Gamers: This is incredible!
>NeoGA/v/: REEEEEE BRIGADE THIS SHIT! 0! 0! 0! 0! WE CAN'T LET NINTENDO GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Didn't you see the zeroes where people actually stated they didn't play the game but they just hate Zelda?

Uhh m8, this isn't a Sony thread.

Metacritic has been and always will be a reliable source of criticism for video games!

>entire game has less content than Witcher 3's free dlc
>incredible
Gee sorry you had to experience last gen finally this year.

Scores only matter when I say it matters, otherwise, it never matters.

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>the average internet user trying to """"understand"""" a fucking video game

Halo 3 had better graphics and gameplay you fucking nintencucck

Case in point

Name one good game with sub 10 score. Scratch that, any game.

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How do those pants even work?

Wojak posting should be an instaban.

You know a thread's gone to shit when these losers show up.

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How ass pained you must have been when Damien Monnier praised BOTW.

>tfw you get utterly lambasted by objective truths and yet you still clutch to your delusion

Fantastic points you're making user, cogent and insightful

Who in the fuck is Damien Monnier?

Thank you for proving my point.

How is 84 bad?
Its above average to most games Sup Forums wont shut up about.

84 is pretty good score I don't what you retards are complaining about.

your point is that you are assblasted and cant recover, not sure if thats a good point

$300 WASTED

FUCK

>b-but Sony!

every time kek

>84 is bad
>that means both gravity rush games are worse

Oh hell no.

Oh boy anoher thread sarted by a samefagging nignog thirtsy for attention

Always the same shit:

>Under 80

HAHAHA OH WOW WHAT A BLUNDER

>Under 85

HAHAHA ITS SHITJEUSS CHRIST

>Under 90

Oh boy LOOK AT THIS DISSAPOINTMENT

>Above 90

FUCKING COMPANY [Insert Name here] BOUGHT THE FUCKING VIDEOGAMEJOURNALISTS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yeah, every time, everytime someone asks if botw is good your only response is "at least ists better than SONY's games lmao" stay butthurt

Witcher 3 designer.
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Well he has shit taste in vidya.

>Stop bullying Sony!!!

What do you expect from a wojak poster?

Even frogposters are more intelligent than they are.

>Stop bullying Nintendo!!!
>84 is a good score, unless its a sony's game

Why do people expect grand sweeping changes? The formula was a smash fucking hit and the most successful new IP Nintendo has launched in over a decade, do these retards really expect some sort of radical departure from the game's formula?

BLUNDER OF THE C E N TU RY

>At least ists better than SONY's games lmao
>Post just moments ago is "lol, Nintendo fans overrate their games so much"
Are you so inept you literally forget what you're saying within minutes like a fucking GOLDFISH?

stupid dumb Wojak posting scum!

So Halo 3 is a remaster?

Most of the criticism seems to be about the game's shitty matchmaking (or lack thereof) and the fact that Salmon Run is bizarrely limited to certain times, which makes no fucking sense.

no just shit

so devastated you couldnt even reply without ad hominem lmao
>Nintendo please help, people are bullying me and you precious name on the internet

>Salmon Run is bizarrely limited to certain times, which makes no fucking sense.

it's fun and kooky

yup

Dude, it's clickbait. He knows he's bullshitting but that's not going to bring any views.

I am crying and shaking right now Sup Forumsros. I can't believe metacritic fucking betrayed us again. Spatoon 2 Is easily a 99 but they give it a fucking 84? Fuck these hacks to death

they overrate their games and say they are better than sony's, what the fuck is hard about understanding this? are you 5yo or retard?

>Too retarded to understand the hypocritical nature of calling that out.
If they both do it, it's a fanboy thing in general.
Of course a Wojak poster is so spiraling in irony, he doesn't understand sincerity anymore.

you still doesnt make any sense, but what do i expect of a 5yo child with an autism, go play your mario kiddo

>[Y]ou still doesn[']t, but who do [I] expect [from] a [five year old] with [autism], go play your [Mario] [kid].
>Image macro that just repeats what you already said.
user, you're not supposed to completely prove your opposition right in an argument.

So I'm a mindless sheep for buying Nintendo games but I should listen to review scores when purchasing things?

Help me out. I'm too dumb to understand

So far all bad reviews are just
>I didn't really play splatoon 1 past review purposes so uh this is the same game I enjoyed for like a week so low score

im not proving you anything, you havent said anything worthwhile, why do i even bother with a retard like you is insulting