What vidya product could be inside this box Sup Forums?

What vidya product could be inside this box Sup Forums?

White guy stuff.

Doesnt work if youre not black.

A bottle of Nair?

Your a hairy mess op.

a black dildo for your wife?

you have a big hand

what games do whiteys play?

>amazon
definitely not dragon dildo. It's a shitty switch game then

Is it Oculus Rift?

You already fucking opened, why are you asking?

Disgusting roach

>What vidya product could be inside this box Sup Forums?
Your chastity cage?

It could be something as small as a dime since they mail shit in oversized boxes

How fucking old are you to be this hairy, how do I get thicker fingers also you need calcium nigga

The only Switch in stock? Congrats dude. Be sure to sell it overpriced to some loser beta with money.

you're a fucking faggot, user.

Not all of us are hairless twink sissies like you are, faggot.

wtf is wrong with wypipo???

OP here

what do you guys think of these bad boys?

Kill yourself faggot, even worse a console playing faggot.

>people have had to sit in the same public seats as that man

Fucking open it OP you stupid nagger

Hmm what could it be?

Fucking 4mb size limit

Splatoon Switch.

another neckbeard nintenbro

That's not what I said. I did not say "bro".

I never understood what the black one is meant to symbolize

Sony ggers

You're doing it wrong

Yes you did type "bro" stop being retarded

words filter user, just call them nintenbabbies or nintenyearsold

How embarrassing.

Now post your chest and belly

newfag detected

>nintendo shit

It's not sony? wtf is wrong with you sage sage sage stop liking what i dont like FUUUUUUUUCK

no no no, that hand shouldn't be fucking centered you neckbeard what are you a woman? Jesus christ

thread's gonna get deleted if you don't hurry up, OP