Why is this allowed?

Why is this allowed?
How can Nintendo get away with this in a children's game?

Muh dick.

I recommend you get out of your basement and have a look at today's children

I'm sure they're aware more adults play these games than kids... lol

>That tattoo
HOW CAN SQUIDBOIS EVEN COMPETE?!

What a sorry state we live in, where children dress like whores.

Imagine if Callie won the final splatfest..

>it's canon in a first party Nintendo game that a young girl got tentacle raped and mind broken until she was a corrupted slave wearing a dark slutty outfit

Truly the best timeline

Yeah no. I'm not into that

You think visible thong and slut tatoo are bad enough for this fine E rated game?

WATCH THIS

>that mooseknuckle

is this real?

>that pose
IS THAT....no it can't be.

Thats a nice squishy woomy lad

What the fuck nintendo?

Can't wait for all the corruption, rape and mindbreak doujins.
And Shadman's take on her.

Yes

I-it's just a zipper!

The final boss is literal garbage compared to the first game's.

This is a daily reminder that splatoon fags are just as fucking gross as undertalefags.
SEEK THERAPY.

I am also eager my friend

>shadman

JoJo references are all over the place these days user, not surprising Nintendo jumps on the bandwagon.

Does Marie have a new design? If so new dual pack amiibos when

Callie fags blown the fuck out.
Better not lose the fucking splatfest or your waifu will get OCTO'D

>hating based shad

>yfw you "save" her and she just goes right back

She craves the Octo cock.

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Do they even have penis?

Who even drew this anyway? It's like it just emerged from the aether all of a sudden.

Marina's tits, Inklings camel toe and now this? Nintendo isnt even trying to hide the lewd potential anymore. and i am glad of it

Is Nintendo, dare i say, /our/ guys?

>mfw they both got OCTO'D

All the OCTO'D jokes made that piece of art manifest itself spontaneously to a random Splatoon thread.

They have 8 huge phallic objects, plus they're humanoid so they have an extra one downstairs.

How could you ever compete?

The animations are so much better than the first game

Yes.
Google it.

Wow, sometimes its ok when nintendo does it can be a good thing.

Whats wrong with that squirrel?

>fought as hard as I could
>IT WASN'T ENOUGH

>Callie literally got mindraped.

How does it feel to have your waifu be reduced to Octoling ink bucket?
>mfw Marie was my girl from the get go.

The males have a tentacle that holds sperm. They then place it inside the female's mantle. The female then finds a cave to lay eggs and protects them. The female dies due to doing nothing but guarding the eggs, and the male dies because most octopi only live 1-3 years.
Squids also usually die after mating. No real parental care though. Maybe they'll place the eggs in seaweed before dying.
Some cuttlefish have small males who tuck in their inseminating tentacles, sneak into another, larger, males territory, and knock up females. They'll even get fucked to keep up the act.
Nautilus are boring, so nobody cares about them.

You're all probably discusting fatasses. Seek mental help.

>they'll even get fucked to keep up the act

Post more spoilers

what happens post game?

>Shadman

To my knowledge jack shit.

Marina is escorted from the premises by armed Inklings, to later stand trial for the kidnapping and brainwashing of Callie

Callie, having seen the footage of Pearl making fun of her disappearance, meets her behind the studio with a couple of fanboys and inadvertently beat her into a coma

Marie is tasked to guard Octavio, where her complete lack of personality renders her immune to his charms and brainwashing technology

No unlockable Octo's? No Squid Sister related stuff? That sucks

>discusting
You're actually retarded.

Callie can't even been found anywhere in the post game. She literally goes back to her Octo masters right after you save her.

IT'S A KID'GS GAME THERE'S NO WAY THEY DID SOMETHING TO HER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCK OFF!!!!1

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>shadman

>Tumblr.com

You have to be 18 to post here kiddo.

Is there split screen?

>that image
kys octavio is pure

Goddamn, this localization is fecal.

user...

>Calliefag denial
CALLIE WAS DEFILED BY COUNTLESS OCTO COCKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND SHE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT LIKE THE DIRTY SLUT SHE IS!!!

why is everyone so lewd in this kids game?

>brainwashing glasses
>puts them back on

Oh boy, we in for some good doujins tonight, boys.

I think you're just framing the children's game with your adult fantasies.

Between Fire Emblem, their involvement and promotion of neoXeno and Fatal Frane 4, and now even Splatoon apparently, Nintendo is getting pretty gross.

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>Marie has to keep "rescuing" Callie over and over again as she keeps returning to DJ Octavio's rape dungeon willingly.

The doujins write themselves!

To be fair, those are some pretty sick shades.

How many octococks did she take?

>shadman

>tonight
I fucking wish.
>Captcha:Select all images with sunglasses.
lel

8 every hour

Fucking mole cancer
It's not sexy!

SO what actually happens if you tap the Callie/Marie amiibos?

In all fairness those are fucking awesome shades.

i want to think that the statement sounded better in your head.

Nothing, the content is locked

>model won't be ripped for a long time due to new format
>can't virtual cum on her tummy

well, time to neck myself

>it's a "genki genki moé is the only good personality" post

Damn Calliefags, why so salty at being the loser?

If you think this is attractive you should kill yourself. You are pathetic and will never reproduce.

did I notice a JoJo reference?

No fucking way that's how they do it

What did you say? Something about your post just puts me to sleep

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IS THAT A REFERENCE???

yeah, you got to finish the singleplayer first.

So, has anyone done it yet?

IS THAT A SAMEFAG???

is that a Yoko Taro character?

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But what is the rest of the repeat dialog like?

Captcha knows

is that a?

Its almost like Nintendo is doing it on purpose.

Bill Trinen strikes again.

>Shadman

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You just get a bunch of Splatoon 1 single player gear.

I defy you to tell me exactly what is wrong with that, OP.

CHUNNI REFERENCE?

source?

I want to bully evil cally with my penis.

Because kids need lewd shit to turn into adults.