Can someone help me identify what this tune is?

Can someone help me identify what this tune is?

vocaroo.com/i/s1oeQT9D9rFx

I heard it the other day in some video game at my friend's house and I can't for the life remember the title. His GF was playing and the controller was black.

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I want to stick my dick in that

Why don't you ask your friend what game it was you inbred

he didn't know. his gf is the gamer

Is he incapable of communicating with his girlfriend?

Both of you need to get your shit together

She lives in another state. This is a broken man we're talking about. Do you know the tune or not?

What would happen if I eat it

based aloe vera

its a zelda game
wind waker

It would be extremely painful

Nothing, but it doesn't taste very good.

UUUU

fuck you it tastes great

It's Despacito.

youtu.be/KnJiC8FeI2I?t=347
It's the island you start at on Wind Waker, immediately recognized it. Good whistles too OP.

That plant is fucking sharp as blade

Darude - Sandstorm

What the fuck is with that shit song? Why does everybody talk about it?
I understand about it being a joke in my country because despacito sounds like deposit bottles in my language, but rest of the world what the fuck are you doing.

Whoah that was fast.

How do you not know Wind Waker, you ass quaker?

Fuck, I want to drink that/spread it on my body

Well they make aloe vera drinks so i guess it wouldn't be to bad.

You're good at whistling OP
I recognized it immediately as Outset Island

You'd eat it.

You probably should. That shits great for your skin

you'd get better skin

This is now an aloe vera thread

It's almost all water soluble fiber. So, similar to the same quantity of metamucil.

It's a major zelda game. Not that hard. OP and his bro are complete potatos though.

Raw aloe can be an irritant for some people when they eat it, there is a process to remove it and it turns the aloe clear.

Did you anal his gf?

>His GF was playing and the controller was black.
Fuck off, cuck

Would you, Sup Forums?

I never used aloevera before

is it really good?

Put it on my skin? Sure.

>white men always end up being fucked up in the head and either shoot up a school, kill their family, or start to wear dresses and become little dick sissy traps

No wonder white women are breeding with blacks these days.

I bet what ever civilization was near these fucked the shit out of them thousands of years ago.

Aloe Vera plants love humans. It's the only possible explanation.

or even worst of all, they write posts like this

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Aloe is easy to grow (indoor) since it is a SUCCulent, as are cacti.

Your health increases and you get a bonus to fire resistance.

Really good i heard. I have a lot of them in my yard and works wonders on burns or irritated skin

poor little white guy

yeah dude its pretty fucking hot right

That's a big leaf.

But if she's in another state

then who was really in the house?!

Oh shit I like where this is going

I'd drink and pour it on my skin.

good for sunburn

Aloe Vera has about ten thousand different uses. No idea how it hasn't gone extinct yet.

its really hearty,

as long as you aren't freezing it, or growing it in sub 32 degree temps it should do okay.

Fuck yes.

>country friend convinces me to 'float' a river
>go, drink too much and get burned while stupidly trying to prevent it
>go home with horrible sun burns on legs, worst I've ever had, deep red and it's interrupting sleep and aching
>roomie has aloe vera gel stuff and tells me to use it
>immediate relief, best feeling in the world
>roomie gets pissed as I keep applying it and using it up

>Fahrenheit

Is that a Sap Plant?

its catchy & got a gud beat

get real nerd

Thanks for the whistle compliment and for the link. You're a good one.

You bet I would

This can now be an OP takes whistlin' requests and talkin' about aloe fuckin' thread

good 'ol Sup Forums

first the horse pussy thread and now this...

being useful to humans pretty much guarantees it wont go extinct anytime soon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh shit did i miss a horse pussy thread?

It's aloe vera

This is sexier than 80% of entire female population.
Would spread on my skin and fuck it.

it was like a week or so ago, it lasted quite long

>horse pussy thread
And I missed that...

Are you braindead? He was talking about the inner jelly stuff (sap?) And the edges of the leaf itself are not that sharp either.

You can cherry-pick all you like, but generally speaking plants and animals have a way better chance at survival if humans take an interest in cultivating them. There's countless examples of species that once had limited ranges that are now spread worldwide due to human consumption/usage.

I've never wanted to eat something this badly in my life.

>tfw living in a country where Aloe Vera does not grow
How does it feel to be blessed by Mother Earth southerners?

Horse cocks are superior in every way, shape and form.

Was it as good as the horse prostitution thread?

Absolutely.
I imagine it'd feel quite interesting.
Like fucking some jelly monster vagina.

>horse prostitution

where can I buy a horse prostitute (male)

At a farm.
Imagine being a cute little girl with your own horse to play and experiment with.

someone post THAT picture

horse pussy is better, it winks at you and the fluids that come gushing out is the hottest shit.

what picture?

I would probably fuck a horse if I had the opportunity, but watching a man play with one is not arousing in the slightest.
Watching a cute girl jack off a horse makes me diamonds.

Why the fuck is that plant made of jello?

that's what SUCCulent plants looks like inside

girl with the horse

Is the aloe plant as delicious as it looks?

There are no succulent plants in my homeland.

Scorpions > Horses

...

so do they house their sex organ in their mouths?

As a kid, I broke the tip off of an aloe plant before, one of those big ones in pots, and I licked it and nearly vomited because of how bad it tasted.

it's bitter?

was it rape

youtube.com/watch?v=x4kAnM_2FAo
Nah.

I can't exactly remember it, but it just tasted fucking awful. It made me gag really fucking badly.

Tastes like shit
It does wonders if applied to your hair tho

It's just aloe

it actually feels very good on the dick user but it takes a while to grow it that big.

You gotta scoop out a hole carefully and then slide your dick into, its very cold though and it might have parasites you can't see which can climb inside your urethra.

Okay but can I stick my dick in it? I understand there might be some burns involved

>and it might have parasites you can't see which can climb inside your urethra.
Thank you user, I was trying to get rid of this boner for a while now

Aloe does not sting or burn its great for cuts and burns though, even moisturises dry skin.

Do you finish inside the plant?

What the actual fuck is going on ITT

yea once you are done replant the cut piece of aloe and it will regrow. It's a replenishable onahole