Going to take a shower
brb
Going to take a shower
>"brb someone at the door"
>last online 8 years ago
Video Games.
Make sure to wash under the foreskin.
*snap!
Gotcha. Gotcha good.
>tfw can't go to the shower yet since I haven't had my morning dump
fucking shit won't come out reeeee
>morning dump
what's wrong with you?
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I want to be a girl caught in the shower!
I have phimosis.
>brb wife aggro
Eat more fiber
*invades your bath*
I shit 3 times a day faggot, you?
>brb lost my keyboard
How much do you eat?
Is that blood?
Cute.
Lucky! I wish I had foreskin so I could have a cute little phimosis cock! ;~;
real life isn't anime
I'm afraid to have sex because the girl or the boy is going to laugh at it or think it's disgusting
I have to refuse any flirt attempts girls throw at me because of this, and I don't get them often.
Pick that up
video fucking games
>>>/Reddit/
>"brb dinner"
>seconds before team game starts
OP here. I'm back
wb
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Talk to a doctor. You can get a steroid cream to loosen it up over time.
Of course you may not _need_ it, sex with phimosos usually works out just fine unless the girl goes full retard and forcefully peels your skin back with her fingers good god sitting in a hospital waiting room for 13 hours waiting for a fucking dick expert to fix your inside out forskin worst day of my adult life
I think I got off track. But the steroid cream is useful to prevent the occasional bizarre thing that should never reasonably happen from happening. Look into it.