Going to take a shower

Going to take a shower
brb

>"brb someone at the door"
>last online 8 years ago

Video Games.

Make sure to wash under the foreskin.

*snap!
Gotcha. Gotcha good.

>tfw can't go to the shower yet since I haven't had my morning dump

fucking shit won't come out reeeee

>morning dump
what's wrong with you?

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I want to be a girl caught in the shower!

I have phimosis.

>brb wife aggro

Eat more fiber

*invades your bath*

I shit 3 times a day faggot, you?

>brb lost my keyboard

How much do you eat?

Is that blood?

Cute.

Lucky! I wish I had foreskin so I could have a cute little phimosis cock! ;~;

real life isn't anime
I'm afraid to have sex because the girl or the boy is going to laugh at it or think it's disgusting
I have to refuse any flirt attempts girls throw at me because of this, and I don't get them often.

Pick that up

video fucking games

>>>/Reddit/

>"brb dinner"
>seconds before team game starts

OP here. I'm back

wb

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Talk to a doctor. You can get a steroid cream to loosen it up over time.

Of course you may not _need_ it, sex with phimosos usually works out just fine unless the girl goes full retard and forcefully peels your skin back with her fingers good god sitting in a hospital waiting room for 13 hours waiting for a fucking dick expert to fix your inside out forskin worst day of my adult life

I think I got off track. But the steroid cream is useful to prevent the occasional bizarre thing that should never reasonably happen from happening. Look into it.