ESA 2017

European Speedrunner Assembly
my summer car speedrun race is on tuesday night edition

NOW: Serious Sam 3: BFE
NEXT: Quake II (PC)
THEN: Super Hexagon

horaro.org/esa/2017-one
esamarathon.com/schedule
twitch
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>GDQ
>raises $1,800,000
>ESA
>can barely raise $38,000

kek

first xd

the price of no trannies

kermit the frog soundin nigga

Why is ESA using the American dollar?

Woah

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Brexit :^)

Same reason the stock market does

>good games
>no trannies
>no tech disasters

I'll take it

Just got done beating this on Serious and AAAAAAAAAAAAAA is giving me serious PTSD flashbacks.

>Rayman isn't on until 11 hours from now
Yeah i'm off to bed. Have fun with Quake and Super Hexagon i guess.
Hope that one user managed to get the Xev torrent alright.

>another russian
>incomprehensible commentary

great marathon

>PAL zone speedrun

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURSELF

>good games
lol
>no tech disasters
LOL

>incomprehensible
try usin' ya fuckin' ears, lad

>save scumming
Is FF8 RNG manipulation? I need some real autism to watch.

>quicksaving
so this... is master race....

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I've never played a Serious Sam game, are they any good? Seems kinda silly (in a good way)

All FF speedruns are autism
I hate watching JRPG runs at marathons because 90% of the commentary tends to be sperging about the plot like I haven't played this shit already

Play first and second encounters HD

OI MAY WAH AH YEW AHN ABAOU???

>guy next to the Russian is a Finnish speedrunner
so united

KAPPA XD

They're probably the best arena shooter out there. 3 deviates a bit at the beginning but gets back on track by the midway point.

why do they explode into flowers and vegetables and shit?

>save scumming on easy mode

blood and gore in videogames is banned in europe

>easiest difficulty
Why are European speedrunners so goddamn casual?

Are you serious?

I invite you to try and get speedrun times on Serious/Mental.

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no, this is patrick.

which is faster: killing a guy in one shot or killing a guy in a billion shots

jesus christ that was a cringy donation....

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another over estimate run, great job yuropoors!

time for underestimate run #8

choke as fuck

>well you're not a chef so you can't say it's shit
Why has this stupid 'argument' not been banned yet, only retards use it.

>those bullet trails
holy shit this game is nextgen

Sounds like you can't get good either fuckboi.

Speedrunning is about being good at the game, not doing everything as fast as possible, they should be playing on the highest difficulty

>this is the most boring fight in the game
WELL GOOD FUCKING THING IT SOFT LOCKED THE FIRST TIME SO WE GET TO SEE IT AGAIN

He did apologise

Without shit flinging why is it that so many ESA speedruns are Overestimate?

>Speedrunning is about being good at the game, not doing everything as fast as possible

"if i soft lock again, i'll skip the level and the boss"

>Speedrunning is not doing everything as fast as possible
top bait

yuros don't give themselves extra time like americunts need to do to

>Speedrunning is about being good at the game, not doing everything as fast as possible

nigger you serious?

Get the vaudeville hook ready

(You)

>jesus fuck

any% LITERALLY means beat the game as fast as possible by any means necessary

>HM2 run was a whole 30 minutes under estimate
Nice try idiot.

it's a more relaxed event with less vetting of runners than GDQ

just mercy kill this

Shows you how much of speedrunning is just rote memorization and muscle memory

>blaming the PC for his fuck ups

jesus

>its the pcs fault the enemies aren't spawning
Master Race everyone

Nice programming croteam

He did nothing wrong

> its trackmania all over again

are we on track for a run with more chokes than Prince of Persia?

>cheating

He didn't choke, the game went full retard

What? Trackmania had no issues at all, save for the monitor thing at the end.

GTA SA took that crown. Not a single trick worked on the first attempt.

This shit would not be happening if they just ran more Nintendo games.

my favorite level in this game is that one where they put you in a valley and throw hundreds of enemies at you

I swear I had a screenshot but I lost it

the load times, he even complain in the final interview

You mean you didn't enjoy watching them play video poker for 5 minutes?

Every level?

I just joined in, why is this nigga 20 minutes in and still one the first few levels?

Europe is never going to like Nintendo because of how shafted they get for release dates.

nintendo games belong at tranny fest

oh I missed the first half of the run

Americans don't understand that nintendo never had a monopoly over computer games in the 80's and 90's so europeans don't have quite as much of a nostalgiaboner for them.

does sam have downs
face looks a little off desu

no there's one specific one

I don't think there's any other level that throws as many enemies at you at the same time

because >european speedrunning

These first few levels are why I've not replayed this

Well yes, those were legit things that PC does, they did add up some minutes. Not that I care or mind.

This. Europe and the UK aren't Nintendo strongholds, and have a much bigger PC base.

But we already have a Zelda block.

The Guardian of Time. It's also the last level, so eh.

what are these graphics

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lowest setting for fps purposes
it looks decent maxed out

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>telling annoying announcer to go fuck himself

nvm, this russian is based

that level actually spoiled the game for me, I just can't see myself playing SS3 from the beginning