Star Fox Adventures Zero when?

Star Fox Adventures Zero when?

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at best we might see it in 2090 to never.

I'll never understand why they thought doing the same story for a fourth time with gimmicky controls on a dead system was a good idea.

>rare is dead
>Nintendo doesn't work with Rare anymore
>Star Fox Adventures Zero when?

Will the remake version not have Fox trying to dick a teenager despite being in his mid-20s?

That's the only good part of the game.
Shit, make her younger.

would krystal marry a human?

They don't need Rare to make Krystal Gaiden. They won't, but still.

...

Krystal is best

going by the Japanese website for Star Fox Adventures, it says Krystal is 19 years old. so it's legal.

nintendo.co.jp/ngc/gsaj/chara/index.html

He's still seven years her senior because Rare decided that was sexy or something.

We skipped nearly a decade of Fox's life for no reason.

she was originally 16 when she was still a cat

A shitload of Dinosaur Planet material discovered back in 2012 revealed she was supposed to be a fox back then too.

Yeah, I know, it's weird.

yes but that was changed a long with her being a cat.

true there was really no reason to skip that many years.

looks more like a feline to me

I never thought I'd see a Crystal drawing that didn't look like shit

>remaking the shitty furfag adventure abortion
Worst Zelda game I've ever played by far

Hey, I don't decide the lore.
That's supposed to be a fox somehow.

there's a lot that dont look like shit

so why not improve on it

What about Darkened Skye?

user please stop lying

>Planet Animus
Jesus FUCKING Christ Bayliss

Im not

Half the guys who did concept work at Rare were real lazy cunts who passed it off as being cheeky.

>Calling Kevin Bayliss lazy
eat shit fucker

I still wonder why they decided to sex Krystal the fuck up and shove her in a rock. She's just a model swap, I doubt it would hurt deadlines to keep her playable.

>make irredeemably bad game
>instead of making a new game that might be good, go over the same tired thing and desperately try to fix it
No thanks
That at least had comedic value in the bizarre skittles product placement

He is though.

What was David FUCKING Wise thinking when he composed this?

youtube.com/watch?v=DdmsXNOvRTI

Star Wolf game first pls.

He was thinking "How do I convey that Fox wants to fuck that? Wait shit I only have 30 minutes just start blowing into the sax."

The better question is why they thought upgrading Scales to the big baddie was a good idea.

That one autoscroller boss in the furnace was originally going to be the final boss in Dinosaur Planet

Slogging through the entire game to watch Fox spill his spaghetti like an autist was worth it
I laughed my ass off

no he isnt

Which is why I'm asking why the FUCK Scales got upgraded.

because fuck you faggot we're getting Scottish ANDWOSS

>2017
>still being a furry

Game would have been 10x better if you played as Krystal (and occasionally Fox), they kept hyping Dragondick up, you finally face him, Andross hijacks the plot, and Krystal just stares in bewilderment as Fox killsteals the big bad in his Arwing.

Im not
I just accept that I want to bone Kevin Bayliss's daughter

>he doesn't fap to it without making it his identity

>and Krystal just stares in bewilderment as Fox killsteals the big bad in his Arwing.
wrong, she goes "MAH STAFF" and just rubs it while Fox fucks off to fight the nigger

>if
It would habe been funnier and more satisfying than a halfassed Andross fight. Very Rare humor.

This game has no Rare humor outside of Rock Shrek and the shopkeeper
And then autist Fox in the ending cutscene

The look Fox gives her when she says that and he runs to his arwing

You could see the romance bloom right there.

Krystal was my first fap
then I played sly cooper and fapped to carmelita fox
tfw furry from the start

>THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME
>FOXS BODY TEMPERATURE IS RISING

Some quality writing, less arbitrary timesinks, and some fun puzzles is all they possibly could have done to save the damn thing. Too bad they had so little time that the dialogue is intentionally vague and lifeless.

Im actually reading the game manual right now and it says "the mystery behind Krystal and the death of her parents will be uncovered later in the game"
Well that never fucking happens
Thanks Miyamoto

wouldn't of been able to contain my spaghetti in that situation

fun fact Sly Cooper and The thievius Raccoonus and Star Fox Adventures come out on the same Month, day and year.

September 23, 2002 to be exacted

And yet Bayliss made patient Zero

What does it mean?

The Dinosaur Planet synopsis pretty much explains the entire story except the ending. Some of it's kinda shit and Sabre is a boring cunt, but it's worth the read.
rarethief.com/dinosaur-planet/

Remember when Sup Forums was free of furfags?

nothing i just thought it be fun to point out.


what?

she was swaying her hips as she was walking up to that bitch while David Wise was jacking off his Saxophone

You mean Microsoft.
Fox just supplanted Sabre and he did nothing but complicate the plot. The complete lack of story was because they had to go gold before the buyout was finalized.

Sup Forums was never free of furfaggots, they were just banned, mocked, and told to fuck off at higher frequencies. Better times desu

>mfw this whole scenario

I've been here for nearly a decade.
No. No, I do not remember any such time.

How fucking new are you?

Whoa now THAT is a batshit crazy idea if i ever heard one

>Top right
>Angry Fox(Wolf?) Noise

>she was swaying her hips as she was walking up to that bitch while David Wise was jacking off his Saxophone
and this was the last thing Rare did on a Nintendo console

Foxes have an scent that is unpleasant to humans. Krystal smells.

My sense of smelling is fucked, just like that fox.

>implying she doesn't bathe
Even then I'll wonder what her bush smells like

Who else is hoping that Starfox 2 will drop on the Virtual Console after the SNES Classic releases?

I gave you an answer earlier bitchass nigger

It won't because Nintendo is balls.
Just wait for someone to upload the ROM.

>Implying Krystal is a Yoko
The only game where her inclusion was detrimental is Command, and everything about that game was fucked. If anything Zero fucked itself by trying to ignore her instead of doing something new.

kys krystalfags

that was drawn by some autist that hates her

no u fgt

I just think it's a funny Starfox pic. Like this

Nah. Star Fox being a 7 person team is a good idea that can add even more replayability to the games. Krystal just needs a damn personality.

I'd propose condescending/lethargic, personally. It would bounce off the others well and counteract her Sue-ish power set/backstory.

Kevin has never been down there

Literally just make her a Newtype. That's all they have to do.

She is his essence

>tripping on air

Is this brawl?

>Sabre
I'd like to see Sabre make it in as an actual character in Star Fox

>krystal will never get addicted to the scent of your dick
why even live

to me i think a lot cost could use some more info on them like Panther (where did wolf find this guy, a bar?), maybe what home world Falco is from (tho he is probably just from corneria),

things like that.

>Lets give the faggots more ammo
Nah

I was confused when they didn't do that in Assault.
I was more confused when the Apparoid Queen had her voice actor and they didn't think to have it possess her to amplify its mindfuck powers and mess with Fox's emotions. Huge missed opportunity. Literally writes itself.

Krystal is second best Rare girl
This is the best

>being so scared of faggots you dont want unused characters to be used
You disappoint me.

Sabre can contribute nothing

I don't recognize your anime version of whatever character that's supposed to be.

Not them, but Fox-but-shittier-and-tied-to-mystic-garbage sounds like an awful addition to the cast.

...

Just like Krystal, Faye, and that other one I forget the name of

As a member of Star Fox no and I wouldnt want that anyway, but as a character in the SF universe there's some potential to him, Especially if he's tied to Krystal

SF needs more characters in its universe but not all of them have to be in Team Star Fox or Team Star Wolf, hell some of them dont even have to be pilots

miyu
and the bitches can actually be reworked

Name one (1) reason why Sabre should get the boot and these ones shouldn't other than "muh dick"

Sabre never existed in the first place

Each one of them bitches is in an officially released game. They have personalities n such.
Sabre was replaced by Fox and is entirely redundant. He had no character, everything about him is tied to Dinosaur Planet's prototype story (which isn't canon), and his name is literally SABRE WULF. If you even tried to reimplement him you'd just be making a new character.

Anyone else wish that they'd add two girls to Star Wolf? A sheep girl and a raccoon girl. Sheep because hey, nice subversion of the whole Wolves Eat Sheep. Raccoon girl because of the stereotype of raccoons being thieves so that's perfect for Star Wolf as well.

It just feels lousy that Star Fox finally made Fay and Miyu canon, yet Wolf's group is gay as hell.

Besides Star Fox and Star Wolf

Bring back:
Krystal
Panther
Miyu
Fay
Algy
General Shears
Hot Rodders (Cool, the Mouse and Gator)
Katt in that outfit from FBF
Bill
Pigma
Andrew

Bring all of these guys back in various roles, whoever is left forget about forever

>It's a subversion of--!
Dude, you gotta step away from the computer, spend some time outside, maybe read a few books.