ESA 2017

European Speedrunner Assembly
comfy ded sunday night edition #2

NOW: Azure Striker Gunvolt 2
NEXT: Pokémon X/Y
THEN: Rayman

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esamarathon.com/schedule
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I claim the first post in the name of America.

when we will get am european chibi?

The first post is by OP.

Delete this you fuck.

Remove the fedoralord

holy shit americans BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

i demand vidya music instead of this shit

>"D-donate pls guys" in European.

>america goes to sleep
>donations die

and i thought yuropoor was just a meme..

>7 posts in
>your country was already BTFO
Can we have a new thread?

What is this expression trying to convey?

Will america ever recover?

fat idiot fucking retard dickhead fuck amerishart fag niggers (bants)

I'm soooo roonerry

slight disgust and waried arousal

japs really have no taste for interface design
what the fuck is this shit on the screen

>shit
thats a bad word

So has everyone realized that paying a charity to import muslim rapist scumbags isn't how they want to spend their money? I hope so

you still haven't given any sustenance for your memes user

>Some donations
>I-it's just 1 I was lying to sound like we don't suck..

Hue

>notch donated 10k to something irrelevant as choosing CJ's hair
>actual game incentives don't get met at all

>tfw anime is illegal

we had a good run

>3DS anime game

>EUROPEAN speedrunner assembly
>runner is clearly asian

hes finnish you bigot

>all these runners coming from unknown origins
This is getting spooky.

He's a NewSwede you filthy racist

Runner is of Finnish descent.

>games done QUICK
>8 hour speedrun

fuck off homophobes

Sup Forums thinks any aid organization that helps non-whites supports terrorism.

Haven't watched ESA all day. Which run did this fool choke?

>get rid of anime
>donations dry up
really makes you think

>European SPEEDRUNNER Assembly
>9 hour speedrun

So the event is in an arena? Sounds kind of big and expensive relative to the event. Are there really a lot of people there?

Prince of Persia, the first run of the event.

the very first one on saturday
it was great

hate you

It's literally a school's gym

Run was an unmitigated disaster, even his glitch exhibition was chokecity

As far as I heard, wasn't Copen's gamestyle different than Gunvolt? I only see the same kind of tag trash from the first game, reason why I never bothered with the sequel.

>this shitshow is running for a week straight

Yes. Copen was more of a megaman type of gameplay.

He's aerial, how is it not different?

PSA
2nd stream starts in 3 hours

based tech team

Copen's buster actually does damage, he doesnt use the electric sphere thing

Was the San Andreas run any good?

lots of chokes in first hour but all around comfy run if you have 4 fucking hours to spend

it was fun

Well if it is it's a nice one

yeah it was pretty good

How many more hours till Rayman most likely
I wanna watch that.

just started watching today, is it less degenerate than GDQ?

5

take a look at the schedule

Europeans haven't woke up yet, it's like 7am almost everywhere

Speedrunning is as degenerate as it gets.

yes, but that's not hard to accomplish

maybe

no, i watch anime and therefore am very silly

SPEEDRUNNING IS THE MOST DEGENERATE ACT MAN HAS EVER COME UP WITH

thats a girl(girl) right?

yes, but she's a persian princess

so...

a-any news on my donation incentive guys?
...guys?

Have any of the donation incentives been met? Is there any visibility besides them randomly popping up on the scroll in the stream?

>No one who speedruns is a millionaire, fucking hot bitches, doing actual important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world records is the only way to feel good about themselves, all I do is waste my life away for a temporary goddamn high that lasts about a week or so... it's a complete joke, speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with... it's fucking true, the only reason we speedrun is because we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life, so we fucking speedrun. because it gives us this temporary feeling that "oh my god I'm good, I'm the best in the world in this thing that hardly anyone else does." that's all it is, really. we're all a fucking joke, we masquerade around AGDQ like 'haha we're so cool making a million dollars for cancer aren't we fucking special?' [nah] we're just a pile of fucking goddamn losers is all we are. it's ridiculous. People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.

Depends on how much you like "refugees"

maybe read like 7 letters my dude

chimp sends his regards, goose.

There are several but I see none met.

a few were
can see them all here speedrun.com/esa2017/donate/goals

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ANIME SHIT

>dad walks in

so this seems pretty comfy and is more or less identical to GDQ besides no trannies, thread seems a bit slow though, nobody interested?

AM I KAWAI, UGUUUUU

These threads usually aren't that active. Combine that with it being late and not being a very interesting game and you're not going to get many posts.

it's the deadest hour of the entire week for every activity in existence
though obviously ESA is no where near as popular as GDQ

so GDQ only went at 500 posts every 10 minutes because of shitposting and not talking about video games?

Is the European Speedrunner Assembly also ran by draconian SJW mods like Games Done Quick?

Well duh. Video games are boring.

It's a super low energy version of GDQ with guys that speak funny. Comfy, but no memes, so slow threads. It's the Jeb Bush of speedrunning events.

probably
but at least they're allowed to cuss

why did you post this in chat?

i just love discussing video games so much

Huh. Thanks for the link. Looks like they have like ~$38,000 in incentives (counting closed, but not counting the bid wars). They could have met all of them with the current amount they raised if every person donated to one of the incentives.

There are more people who watch GDQ so more shit posting. Slower threads are more comfy.

this game is anime as fuck

>4 hour "run" after this
why in the fuck are they doing that?

No singing? Gunvolt > Copen.

Sure is a lot of trap discussion in chat. I see EU has its priorities straight.

casual filter

You gotta get comfy bro ;))))))

I like how we can post this shit without getting banned

>Pokemon X/Y
I'm out. Good night Sup Forums

Alrught, time for Pokemon XYZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I fucking love Gunvolt 1 but I'm waiting for the Switch bundle to play 2. Maybe I'll actually try to S+ all the stages this time.

pokemon runs are always boring, unless ran by werster

Fuckers, bought day one on PC and then I had to get my friend to borrow me his 3DS to play the sequel.