Romance female in game

>Romance female in game
>She says "user, you're so handsome and manly!"
>Screen turns black
>See your reflection, which is an ugly 400 pound man in his boxers

>400lbs

Better be exaggerating, or you should find a rope sturdy enough to neck yourself you disgusting fat fuck.

Have you tried not being fat?

>Romance female
Your first mistake.

>this happens
>screen goes black
>see tits and pig tails
>still not a guy

Oh well, I'll get t soon, hopefully.

>400 pounds

Gross, either hit a gym or end yourself, user. It's the only way

You can change it

You wouldn't be the first 400lbs guy who said "Fuck this shit. Fuck this. I'm losing weight and I'm getting fit, I'm sick of how I look. I'm going to do it."

t.personafag

> Screen turns black
> See a handsome, self-applied man with a stable job and responsabilities
> Feel sad for not doing what I like, playing videogames

What the fuck Ronnie

How the fuck does this guy have a gf

Or was it just his imagination?

Yeah, you stole this from a web comic. Dummy.

He's obviously talking about the 400lbs hacker Sup Forums

shit I thought I covered my tracks better

Get /fit/ bro. You'll learn to love yourself.

>Alternatively
>You're naked
>See all your fat rolls and manboobs.

It's an edit, but the original is almost as sad anyway

I went to the doctor and he weighed me at 225. I've decided to skip a meal a day, because I just can't help eating chips with my sandwich. I love chips.

Count calories , stop drinking soda , drink more water. Seriously , I switched to diet soda and shed 50 pounds in a couple months and still going , just be careful about what you shove in your mouth. Don't eat till you feel full either , just eat one reasonable portion and move on, you'll stop feeling hungry. Drinking lots of water helps reduce water weight as well. Good luck user I know you can do it.

>diet soda
If you're going to lie, make it believable.

Walk 10 miles every day. Don't change your diet

This will probably give you a nice 1000 calorie buffer

>Implying ops fat ass wouldn't just tear the rope

Steel cables are pretty sturdy. OP's ceiling isn't though.

It was a Sup Forums mspaint comic to begin with

so is that walk 5 miles one place and then 5 miles back or 10 miles and 10 back for a total of 20 miles?

Well Sup Forums? Do you agree with these two?

10 total so 5 to and 5 back would be fine. But the more the better.

maybe you neck yourself you braindead dipshit weeb nigger

Yes.

Go fetch a rope with op

Weebs're retards

Depends on the sweetener. Some will make you bloat up more, others will help you loose weight but then you'll have other issues down the line.

Nah, diet still should be changed and working with family people don't have the time to walk 10 miles a day. Dropping soda for water is one of the most important steps. Eating way less junk food but let's be real here. Most us will never stop eating this type of food so the solution here is to greatly reduce the amount we eat junk food per week. And of course there is exercise. For newcomers and obese persons I would only recommend walking a lot more and bodyweight exercises. After a month you should be a lot stronger and only then you should consider to start lifting.

No, it is delusional. And I don't want to live in delusion.

It only seems delusional to you because you desire 3D women too much. Not everyone is like that.

I don't know why you faggots keep coming back when you constantly get berated.

It's like you are so beta that you actully learned to like being made fun of.

You hide behind the guise of a "cute anime girl", but in reality you are just like op. Some fat disgusting human who hasn't had a shower in a week. Or worse some skinny fat sissy faggot who looks for men on craigslist to dominate you.

I swear to god not all anime fans are faggots, but all faggots are weebs. There's something that this medium has on the psyche of young boys that makes them gay when they get older. Maybe it's the fact that they spend 70% of their life consume this garbage and this turns them into fucking losers.

That is what you are

A

Fucking

Loser

Thanks, but I'm /fit/ and 100% straight.

Yeah but artificial sweeteners still increase your appetite, its best to just stop drinking soda all together. If you can't give up soda how the fuck are you gonna be dedicated enough to lose a huge amount of weight, its fucking useless shit anyways.

I'm dead serious. It cuts back on unnecessary calories . It's not the healthiest thing in the world and in sure it's fucking my kidneys but it's a fair trade for me considering how much soda I drink

>It only seems delusional to you because you desire 3D women too much. Not everyone is like that.
>because you desire 3D women too much

Don't project here user I never said that and not everyone here thinks with his dick only. Of course not everyone is like that but living in your own fantasy world should be discouraged not encouraged.

Dont be cosmically anally ravaged user

>Romance males in games
>Romance trap IRL
Just lose weight

>trying to argue weebs are in the minority
>on an anime imageboard

You're not too bright, are ya bud?

Nigga, you sound like you got the clap after fucking a trap.

>tfw I became an English teacher in Japan and got a real anime gf

I turned my dream into a 3D meme.
What are YOU doing with you lives?

I want you to really think about what site you're posting on and why you shouldn't be here

Jack shit, I gave after marrying the first Asian girl.

Good luck, my guy!

Fuck you, I'm not ugly!

I'm not simply talking about thinking with your dick. I'm talking about women being a significant part of your goal in life.

I was in a fairly long relationship, and during it I realized what I wanted from my life and what I wanted from a relationship. Unfortunately, what I want is something almost no woman can give me, so the logical course of action was to stop caring about something that has the tiniest possibility of happening. This is also why I ended my relationship.

Most of the things relationships offer are things I don't value that much, so I'm not willing to sacrifice much for them, which is why I don't see a reason to lower my standards. Because of that, I might as well just enjoy cute 2D girls.

>haha guys it's a anime site so I can be a faggot hahaha
how bout you go to your home board /lgbt/ or r/anime

You still sound like you fucked a trap and it gave you an std, you bloody poofter

I have never fucked a man nor will I in the future

I can't imagine what you want from your relationship with woman. But question here what should you want from the woman you love? And it is quite simple if you ask me, marriage and children. All other things are not important. You should get your priorities straight mate.

Take family on walk with you

You sound like you dicked a ladyboy and got a leaky toy

>see reflection
>see handsome man

sure feels good to not be a lazy fat piece of fucking shit.
high metabolism for life. I eat hot pockets twice a day and still I'm fit.

Really, when dieticians talk of "diets," what they really mean is to cut out all the extra sugar people eat and drink.

Even fat isn't as bad as sugar. Sugar is the enemy.

>Hot Pocket twice a day
About 600-800 calories if it's just the one hot Pocket twice a day. Hardly impressive user. Is that all you eat? Don't starve yourself user you're pretty as you are , please eat something else everyone's getting worried

>just the one

I thought you always had to eat 2 at a time, like Pop Tarts.

But I'm only 300 pounds

Marriage I don't give two shits about, and while I would probably choose children if given the option, it's not a high priority for me.

What I look for is someone I can actually connect with, which seems to be quite difficult for me. I have only met a single person during my entire life that I had an actual interest in talking with on a daily basis. I do enjoy the company of some other people, but only in a very limited fashion, perhaps once a week. The rest of the time I have no interest in interacting with them, preferring to keep to myself, and if they try to talk to me regardless, I need to force myself to talk which isn't all that pleasant for me.

This is why I consider my standards to be too high. I don't think a relationship is worth it or even sustainable if I can only tolerate the person once a week.

>eat fucking nothing all day
>except eat maybe ~1000 calories worth of garbage like fast food
>lol dude i just have a fast metabolism, fuck thermodynamics xD

No a serving size is just one , and it's usually enough to get you to dinner time . Like I said before you should never eat until you feel full. Your stomach can hold way more food then you actually need

I, too, read Whomp!

>tfw I ate until I felt completely full at lunch
>couldn't eat my dinner until like 10 pm because I felt full
>ate myself to the brim again
>counted my calories
>2100 kcal
I don't understand how fatties do it.

Sounds like you a cute little stomach I bet kids meals fill you right up ;3

>It's not the healthiest thing in the world and in sure it's fucking my kidneys but it's a fair trade for me considering how much soda I drink

Depends on the artificial sweetener they use. If it's Aspartame then you're ok for the most part. If whatever diet soda you're drinking contains like Saccharin or Cyclamate then I suggest you stop drinking whatever contains that and switch asap.

Connecting with people can be a hard task but also an easy task. All you have to do is to find one common interest with that person. Usually if you find that one thing which you are passionate about even if you are both quite different persons that one thing will hold you together. You are just quite introverted and that's all. There is nothing wrong with that. But if you ask me if you love that person you would want her to see everyday. As person of faith (Christian) that one thing for me would be love for our Creator and that's enough for me. Like I said you have to find that one thing. I didn't wanted to sound preachy but sometimes it is unavoidable. It is always better to live real life than virtual one. That's all I have to say.

kill yourself

I often can't even finish the meal at restaurants.

That's to be expected if you're American, as American restaurants always make too much food.

Back in the day it was expected to have leftovers to take home with you.

My bottle says aspartame , but what's the lowdown on other sweeteners ? Will they give me cancer ?

Got the drip after playing a riveting game of "Just her tip"?

I hear this a lot, but when it's too hot for coffee I have a diet soda instead of breakfast.

>All you have to do is to find one common interest with that person
This isn't enough for me. I have friends I share several interests with, but hardly any of them are people I would enjoy interacting with very often. Don't assume everyone thinks or works the same way as you do. I know what I am, and I don't need an armchair psychologist to try to analyze me.

What are you even doing here?

Booze for me. But I'm not that fat or anything.

>romance someone
>the game assumes the player is male

Depends on the testing done and any information shown from those tests. Some artificial sweeteners are derived from natural organic products like milk or sugar but others are completely synthetic in their production and are absolutely horrible for you. Some even say that Aspartame is really bad for you as well but the data on that study is not as conclusive as the others.

You also have to bear in mind there's like a massive battle going on between the sugar industry and the artificial sweetener industry so there's a huge pile of bullshit being flung between both sides that you have to wade through to get to the real details. The sugar industry did the same thing against raw and brown sugar by saying it was less healthy than white sugar(at the time raw sugar/brown sugar was not part of the refined white sugar industry so they spread a whole pile of BS about it and it was actually successful.)

Ideally you should really cut out soda drinking altogether if possible whether it's real sugar or artificial sweetener but if you're just trying to slowly ween yourself off that shit like a Nicotine patch for sugar then as long as you got a plan and you stick to it then you'll be fine.

Playing Majikoi made me feel extremely sad and I had to stop playing and alt tab to Sup Forums for a moment.
It made me feel like I had friends and a cute gf, until I remembered I actually don't and never will have.

go back to your designated board you pathetic beta virgins
once you get a girlfriend (LOL) you will think different

Why not, reality is garbage, why do you think everyone sits on their asses playing video games these days?

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>>Screen turns black
Stop playing porn games from the 80s.

>>See your reflection, which is an ugly 400 pound man in his boxers
Stop being a fat piece of shit.

>t. 6'1 23 year old virgin who has been lifting for 4 years now, looks ripped and only loves and masturbates pure 2D girls.

People here berate me and hate me. That is more than I could ever get IRL.

I'm 80kg and I'm usually naked when alone and not in boxers. Also I prefer boxer briefs.

Fix your life, user.

But I weigh 63kg, is that okay?