why are video game birds assholes
Why are video game birds assholes
Andrew Russell
Bentley Walker
You should be asking why birds in generals are assholes. video game or no.
Caleb Bell
well, why are they
Jordan Myers
Territorial animals.
Brandon Martinez
But that's not true. His descendant and pic related are actually pretty cool. Actually everyone in the bird village are pretty laid back.
Hudson Fisher
allow me to rephrase then
why are "focal" video game birds assholes
Hudson Rivera
My wonderful husbando is not an asshole, apologize right now or else I'll have to beat you up!
Ryan Hill
they are motherfucking dinosaurs that's why
Joshua Rogers
They've lost an evolution race to fucking monkeys
Cooper Ross
he seems nice
Aiden Hernandez
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Noah Bailey
To reflect their real-life counterparts.
Grayson Anderson
WE WUZ DINOSAURS N SHIET
William Gomez
only threatened beta birdmen act like assholes, they want to divert your attention from their shortcomings because they secretly yearn for your dick to penetrate them
see: Falco and Revali
Ryan Diaz
Have you ever seen parrots in a group? They're always fucking assholes.
Tyler Carter
Fuck you. Birbs are friends.
Austin Adams
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish
Henry Bell
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Carter Cook
I wonder if turkeys and chicken are assholes too
Ayden Hernandez
Cause falco was based on vegeta
Christian Reyes
vegeta isn't gay
Ryan Carter
flat
Julian Thompson
looks like they're eating
Chase Johnson
Begone, furry.