Splatoon 2

Post squids.

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How long till the good players get out of C ranks? Every game has people of all different skill levels.

You think marina every thinks about taking advantage of pearls ignorance and childlike nature ? Like getting away with molesting her repeatedly, maybe slipping that thick green octock into her a couple times ?
I do. I think about it a lot.

>Post squids.
here you go

by the end of the week.

After doing all the weird placement matches thing in C- for every mode, I got put in B- for all of them. It seems that this is where all of the different skill levels are. I absolutely dominated in C- games, but now that I'm here in B-, I'm losing a bunch more cause of my fucking teammates and their obsession with the heavy splatling

>finish playing
>order gear off the app
>check me my friend's ranking from when we did League matches
>turns out I hit 10,000 points on my Splat Dualies
Ah man, this is really fun, I actually feel like a squid kid, this app is nice.

I am an octobrusher now

Most of the good people skipped over C ranks it seems, so it shouldn't be too much longer, maybe a week.
>There are people in S rank right now

Is it still the same or did it get changed?

What is so good about the octobrush?

How do I gegt 2 es rank?
I cant get out of B.

Yes.

Fuck you and your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

They're all in B right now.

I didn't own a wii u

How the fuck are you supposed to do this boss with a brush?

Getting the Hero Brush took hours.
But god damn, it was so worth it.
Fuck the 4th boss.

>roller
>most valuable team member in current rotation, but forever destined to have low points

Without me the fucking pubbers would have lost, where's my points??

How?

>trying out weapons and struggling to keep a consistent score
>can go from 1.9k to 6k just using the dualies or slosher
>notice that aerosprays consistently make top scores despite Sup Forums telling me they're bad
>give it a go
>20+k points every match for 7 matches in a row

Wow wtf why is this allowed?

throw bombs

Is it worth playing through the campaign with the one weapon?

Are they actually decent if you unlock them for multiplayer?

It took me 17 minutes to beat this guy with the brush.
Use the boostpads on the small platforms and use the respawning paint logs.
Bait him near the grind rails as well.

>do every level with Hero Brella
>have to wait until it gets added to use it
Don't know what I expected

they're literal re-skins
but who DOESN'T want a classy-looking P90?

>How do I gegt 2 es rank?
Get good

How do I get good?
Tips pls.

Yeah I guess. I thought they'd have SOME kind of benefit over their counterparts though.

rip

Its because the devs don't give a shit about balance and just want to see us suffer.

>Post squids.
Post octoboys.

>Thinking about how I haven't seen many chargers
>Realize that the japs aren't around, and therefore there will be substantially less godly e-liters

How does this happen

>STILL no switch
I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME FUUUUUUUUCK

i like the part where the squid shot the ink

Is it region matching only? Used to get in with 90% japs, now I've only seen one.

>push deep into enemy territory
>teammates too busy painting walls to win

No but really. Could you imagine it ? Pearls young and spritely but still technically legal age. Octarians aren't above mind control either , so manipulation would come second hand to marina. She's probably corner little pearl one day after a show, tell about a fun New game she just learned about , and pearl would wanna play, what kid wouldn't ? Then marina would lead her somewhere nice and private where nobody could hear them. She'd feed her some fun about why she had to take off all her cloths , and why she would have to let marina rub her up and down her small supple little peach cream colored body, those long slick tentacles working their way all over her, and before she'd know it shes been over a table or a box , beads of sweat dripping off her , heart pumping wildly , marina behind her just pumping away like a madman , panicked and prickly all over , the entire time not really understanding what's happening or why it feels like it does . And then it's over , marina is gone as quick as she appeared and pearl is left trembling on a cold hard table. Could you imagine it ?

there's so much cover in these new maps that chargers aren't great. They only really shine on moray towers and musselforge. That's why we have a billion octobrush players they can get tons of kills just because of how the maps are built.

And I like the part where I shot my ink all over the squid

We had a good run though.

Being in Alaska, I see them very, very frequently.

When can I play as an octoling

Whatchu niggas that use the dog controller got gyro sensitivity at?

>How do I get good?
I'm still sitting around in B+ so don't ask me. Only thing I can say is use motion controls, utilize your surroundings, and don't blindly rush to the objective.

Nah, its based on ping not region. I've had my fair share of japs and weird garbled spanish names in game.

>Could you imagine
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

They're reskins of the basic version down to the same sub/special assignment.

That being said you can unlock the Brella early that way I guess, which I don't think the normal version is in the game yet?

Shake!

Made a post earlier about the brella, can't use it until they add the regular one.

Where can you find the salmon run schedule?

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>How do I get good?
Simple. Never fight fair. Hide and ambush them. Double team them. Attack them from behind. And so forth.

Daily reminder to farm exp and money tickets before Nintendo fixes the exploit

>Pearl recruited Marina because she needed a dj to remix her dope rhymes
>Marina thinks that Pearl is her friend and talks shit about her because she thinks that friends just constantly shit talk the other and nothing else
>Pearl leaves work and goes to hang out with her real friends while Marina hangs out at home alone.

At the square, go to the map, then go to modes or maps. Go to grizzco, boom.

Go to the menu in-game for current stages, and go to salmon run.

Never ever

Open the X menu and check stages

Fuck.

Don't blindly rush to the objective, got it.

Open your menu by pressing x or something like that in the plaza and hit right bumper till you see schedules or something like that.

Noted.

WHAT EXPLOIT?

Ill be marinas friend.

what, how?

Exploit. Single player. World 2 and 5 have tickets near level 6 and 27. You can grind them over and over. Grab, return to inkopolis, repeat.

post inkling feets

There are many like it but this one is mine.

What the fuck is up with salmon run? Its really eerie in a way, especially the music.
Also what benefits are there to playing Salmon Run?

Cheers. I really need to finish the campaign.
I found a video on it for anyone else who is interested.

youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUkuOx8aM

I deserve a rank skip for this shit.
How does the rank skip work anyway?

you get banned for posting feet

MOOOOOOOOOODS

Tickets, chunks, money and gear with varying main abilities.

Dunno.

I went from C- to B- in pretty much everything.
I suggest googling it or something.

And they're still the best girls

How are people getting bumped to B-?

Did you win/get most kills in all of your matches?

How can you tell if someone rated your miiverse pic as 'fresh'?

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idk. Maybe win % rate. Some people have a 40% win rate while some have a 70% win rate.

by being gud

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I fucking dominated in C-
Usually 20 or so splats (kills) each game and 4-5 ultimates.

HOLY FUCK

Goddamnit if that wasn't hype as fuck.
Shame it seems like they won't be appearing in the Splatfests.

Not for long :^)

Post your favorite music.
youtu.be/ORgWU6AdihU

>Implying the final Splatfest in a year won't be Off the Hook v Squid Sisters

Waifu War II is going to be deadlier than the last.

>bar is about to crack at C- in rainmaker
Never gonna make it

What happens if it cracks? You start over?

Does that happen at every rank?

rank down unless you are past the ok line which will just reset the bar

Please do not make lewd remarks about my squid child.

>lose match by 2%
>learn at the results screen we were down a player the entire time

No. I meant I'm gonna copy your clothes and hair style

I had a teammate that inked the spawn point during rainmaker. We lost, naturally.

>Using one of those tight shirts
Asking for it.

I'm going to create a doppleganger.

Marina is pure how dare you.

I'm still afraid of repercussions.

>tfw have to choose between wearing good looking gear of gear with good stats

>Marina is pure

YOU KNEW THEY KIDNAPPED CALLIE YOU BITCH!

>what is every video game ever

How do I get good gear?

Is there any cool hats on Splatnet? I need to charge my phone

Steal everyone else's by ordering theirs. Plus, use the app.

>Marina sneaks in and helps kidnap Callie.
>Probably took turns turns gang raping her with their BOC before throwing her worn out ass to octavio for a couple rounds .

Is DJ Octavio really that evil? Isn't he just trying to secure resources for his people since the inklings are hogging all of them?

there's literally no one playing this game. Is this game already dead?

What is it with the nips and moles.

The regular Grizzco theme is pure hypnotism