DarksydePhil

How the fuck is he still alive ?

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He was blocking.

He's not doing as bad as Spoony.

But it didn't work.

Goes to show that it doesn't matter how bad your content is as long as you keep shitting out videos

spoony made a tweet today about how he's got no money - he's gonna lose his house - it's all over

impending an hero

>obese
>manchild
>not good with woman
>whenever he fucks up, blames it on games being "fundamentally flawed" and would create a thread about the game being shit, rather than blaming himself

No wonder DSP is /ourguy/

This is an anti DSP sok fag on twitter.

>anime shit
>suicidal
BTFO by dsp. He is literally /ourguy/

Cockroaches can survive nuclear blasts

He basically brought this upon himself. I have no idea what was he expecting, and I don't even pity him at this point.

He had one fucking job: make videos.
And he fucked it up in every way possible

He wouldn't be relevant at all if Sup Forums stopped paying attention to him, and the army of autistic weirdos who document his every move are far worse than he is.

What's the worst DSP moment?
For me it's him spending 10 minutes stuck in Bayonetta's opening graveyard because he couldn't think of jumping over the fence

He says he was too scared to face the camera.

The Spoony we knew is long fucking gone.

best is him fighting a cave troll in oblivion by running in and out of a door for about 5 minutes kek

Don't mind me, just posting the best DSP moment
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He never recovered

Nothing personnel

He's getting worse every day

How are you guys so fucking retarded? He is alive because retards promote his shit for free, give him clicks and think that their "trolling" is actually hurting him instead of basically making him more money.

vidar

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Checked.

>puts uwu in his name
>suicidal
Why am I not surprised?

How long until Phil suicides cuz he can't take it anymore?

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So this jew faced rat bastard will be back to making videos soon?

What a bummer

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wew lad.

Whelp there goes the thread.

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nope - see

gee bill
how come your mom lets you have six 0's

PLS LEMME BE IN DA SCREENCAP LEDDIT!!!!!1!

noice

give me back my 0s jew boy

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Is that man a video game? If not, why did you post it here? Are you a Redditor?

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15 minutes to get past a single fucking jump in the first Sly game because he doesn't understand how momentum works.
The second half of a video, the first half of another one one and one entire video failing a single fucking jump over and over.

Is he okay lads?

This an excuse for being lazy

He looks like shit too


Jew Boy Rat Bastard will be back I guess the autism bucks he gets aren't enough

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Somebody once told me

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What happened?

Is he the new Tommy?

>tell a depressed asshole to consume depressants
either they're stupid or they want him to kill himself

who gives a shit? he's not good at games so who cares if he dies in the street?

>all of those dickriders in the comments

Him not understanding crouch jumping in Half-Life. He spent way too long trying to use objects and shit to get past that part and it was just cringy to sit through.

nic

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what am I looking at here?

MOOOOOOM, I GOT HEXAS AGAIN!!! THAT'S 3 DUBS MOOOM!!!! BUY ME LEGO!!!

what happened to him? why is he brooding?

he was extremely worn out after going grocery shopping

???

He had to clean his whole house by himself

You don't get tired after exercise?

DSP getting called out was hilarious, but that dude did try a little too hard.

Kwahlity kaantent

DSP going on and on about it with that little hint of sadness behind every forced laugh was him trying infinitely harder to come across like he wasn't affected by it. He was completely blown out

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GEE

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delete your comment, this is a DSP topic, the world isnt black and white

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All hail Shiva, god of death

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Looks like panda lee nude

I would pay good money to see a DSP vs Spoony fight. Boxing, MMA, bareknuckle brawl. I just want to see two depressed sacks of shit slap each other for money.

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put me in screencap XD

Phil would just forfeit at the last moment because he's a massive pussy.

nah he would email spoony and suggest they do the DX suck it to the crowd and say it was a goof all along

Anyone have that pic with the fatass SoK fag and his incredibly cringy tattoo that he posted to reddit?

>gets indignant at semi famous

Does he think he's like world wide know or something

checked

Complete lag tactic.

The Wankening

Oh shit

witnessed

giv repeating numbers

Wow someone got recurring digits, fucking cunts.

Add me in the screencap

why does neogaf and Sup Forums hate DSP so much?

neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1404082&page=1

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Because he's a fucking retard.

>Sup Forums hate DSP
He's /our guy/

I find his failures entertaining. Doesn't mean I hate him.

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jealous.

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Spending 30 minutes failing and then looking up the duck jump part in hl2

That Jak 2 race and that rime he couldn't crouch jump in Black Mesa.

How can you expect to sleep with all that adrenaline coursing through your from doing laundry?

One in a million chance

>haha, he masturbates at 35, what a loser! :D:D:D
>think of the CHILDREN!!!! :D:D:D

It was low-hanging fruit character assassination. Not funny or clever, just sadistic.

>not funny

Go to bed, Phil