Get bullied over voice comms

>get bullied over voice comms

don't sound like a mouthbreathing faggot and you won't get bullied

>nasal voice

fuck outta here

>I like your effeminate accent user

>playing multiplayer games

>mom yells at me when i have the voice button pressed

How you doing, user?! *Klack click click*

Cmere faggot and bend over that skinny pale ass. Imma fuck u in front of yo momma you gay faggot

>Tfw I'm on my shift and have nasal voice from cold I caught after weekend at the lake and heavy drinking

Fucking kill me, I know I sound like a faggot and I can see people reacting weird. Luckily I'm about to be done.

Anyone have good memories from voice chats?

>11 years ago, 16 years old.
>Guild on wow is all sharing social media profiles since we've known eachother a while
>"user, you're 16? you don't sound like it"
>confidence boost when it comes to my voice.

>are you black

Get a job faggot. Then people can be mean to you face to face you learn to deal with it without resorting to crying on anonymous Internet forums.
Now give me your lunch money you little spastic.

>"brb guys someone's at the door"
>they never come back

no

>accidentally tk a guy right next to an enemy
>say "srry"
>guy calls me a brainded noob and doesn't forgive me
>tk him every chance I see him
>say "srry" everytime
why can't people just forgive each other

How does one get bullied in Voicechat?
You can just tell them to fuck off or mute them.

>have incredibly girly voice
>guys give me things in online games
>even got a guy to send $60 to my paypal once by saying lewd things and sending him foot pics since I have small, feminine feet
should I do this for a living or what lmao

iktf user

>Talk in csgo
>no ones like my accent
>"what fucking gender are you fucking retard"
>get kicked
>banned for "getting kicked to much"

Fucking americans, one actually spend time learning their nonsensical language and if is not perfect they start bullying you

>americans
>their language
?

>playing wow 11 years ago
>brag that my first gf is giving me head while playing
>guild asks for proof
>post her myspace
>myspace says she's 15
>what the fuck user?

britcuck get out

>American starts running his mouth on european servers
>immediately gets destroyed by people who don't even speak english natively
>leaves
happens often

>DUDE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM JUST HERE PLAYING GAMES ON MY BIG ASS TV BEFORE MY GF GETS HOME I DONT GIVE A FUCK DUDE

>have a cold
>go into chat
>"sorry guys I have a cold so I sound like a fag"
>"its cool man, sucks your sick though"
>"thanks"

Not that hard. I play on PS4 though so the community may be better.

>lie to people on voice chat that i live by myself
>actually live with my parents
>don't want to voice chat with them anymore in case they hear something in the background

lie and say it's your gf.

>squeeker keeps screetching in voice
>tell it to shut the fuck up because its annoying
>hear a parent yell "OI WHO SAID THAT" in the background

>being so insecure that you lie to people about personal stuff over fucking voice chat

user what the fuck

>bash some guy on my team because he was doing poorly and not communicating
>goes into voice chat to apologise

you can mute them

It was a gril and she lives nearby so I didn't want to sound poor in case she invited me over or some shit.

pussy

>TFW people always help me and give me free games because I have an hormonal imbalance making my voice sound like that of a girl

I fucking hate my life. Especially when I have to tell people I am a guy and they refuse to believe me. After a while I just stopped ever talking again. Just using keyboard exclusively. Glad you can reject gift games so easily now on Steam as well.

You could do so much with this power and you don't even realize it.

You can say you are taking care of your retirement aged parents you know.

You can even do that now. Just say that your parents are moving in so you don't have time the next 2 days because they don't want to live in a retirement home anymore and you respect them too much to reject them or something.

Not everybody is Israeli

>tfw

>talking to people on voice
>when i start my dad comes in and starts telling me a funny story in russian
>"user i didn't know you were polish"

>someone speaks with russian accent
>chat is spammed with "cyka blyat"

>use voice chat on an American server
>once people hear my voice they start doing bad impressions of Australian accents
>mfw I'm English

>when people confuse polish with russian

>someone with a russian accent
>think i can start using russian for easier communication with him
>he is just an american who thinks its funny to do an accent

well they are the same race. its like confusing indians with pakistanis

>People hear me speak Hebrew with my girlfriend for time to time
>People spam allahu ackbar in chat
>Can't even say anything because admitting it's Hebrew would just result in even worse shitposting

>say something in csgo with my british accent
>bunch of spanish kids start making tour de france jokes

>people spammed allah ackbar in chat
>i grabbed my bible and started reading them verses until they all either left or muted me
its pretty easy no one likes listening to old hebrew

why did you have to be so rude user, it is just a video game.

>say something in arma with my Irish accent
>were you in the IRA
>potato potato
>I'm one third irish

Shit like this is why you're a virgin

arma servers sure are fun
>one guy speaks in russian
>half the server start talking russian with him
>the other half are americans REEEing

>nobody asking why you beat your wife and children
>nobody asking how you're alive when your country is starving to death

Fake

How about you fucking turn off the mic when you aren't communicating with other players then you retard

>say hello
>first word I hear back is "fag"
th-thanks

Jokes about what? We won

went through an autistic try-hard overwatch phase, pretty sure it's the only time I ever got genuinely mad at someone that wasn't partially a joke

shalom, user

You can come be a fag with me :3

how do people get that shit? I see it a lot from americans, that nerd/retard voice.

Hahaha you fucking faggot.

I'm not though, I've gotten laid from internet chicks plenty of times. Shit's easy.

wh-where
Please stop bullying me

Or he can sue them for harrassment.

it was like stereotypical jeering, they just said 'hahah tour de france' and chuckled

>tfw grew up around nyc
>everyone out of state hears accent and thinks I'm a Jew over vent
>I'm not even originally from the east coast

Good.

Shut up you cum-gargling bitch. You can't stop me from bullying you.

you guys are fucking gay holy shit

>how feminine are we talking here

>anime girl pictures
>pretending to be meek and stuttering
why do people do this

>I can't hear you stop using mic

free (You)s

Time to speak a little louder then you shy faggot.

Y-you will stop o-or I'll beat you up and I dont gargle cum, im a virgin

didnt mean to >

>that one guys who always whispers

why do people even play multiplayer games with strangers instead of their friends?

Come at me then you little shit, I'll rip your girly hair off your skull.

Doesn't want to disturb his parents now does he?

Delete this.

my accent makes me sound like i have half a brain

This is now a dicksucking thread.
All those opposed to sucking dick are to leave at once.

Pull out your :3 faces lads, it's time.

>wh-where
Behind Applebee's at 2:30 tonight. I'll treat you the way you deserve to be treated.

Becuase they want to get new friends.

>this entire thread
Fucking sissy faggots, wish I could bully all of you.

Some people don't have any friends online or offline.

>You sound like you're 40

Please dont! I like my hair so quit bullying me I have done nothing wrong...

Jokes on you I get off on being bullied

ITT

are you

Go ahead then faggot, get 'em while they're here.

The enunciation of a Midwest accent (or generic-American) places a lot of emphasis on the "R", which for some reason brings out a nasal tone like nothing else. Thank God my own voice mellow enough to avoid that.

>i grabbed my bible
why do you have a bible in your close vicinity?

I'd force you on your knees and force you to suck me off to completion, It'd be funny as hell seeing you swallow my load.

Behind a restaurant sounds suspicious...
please dont...

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i was cleaning out my closet and found the one they gave me in the army at it looks nice so i kept it

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>Behind a restaurant sounds suspicious...
Nah just public enough for that exhibitionist thrill and discreet enough for nobody to really catch you

You're a big guy.