Building a sentry!

Building a sentry!

*CLANG*
*CLANG*
*CLANG*
*CLANG*
*CLANG*

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thank you labourer

Building a dispenser!

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I heard there's going to be a Mechanic update soon, anybody know when?

>engineer fixes his amazingly complex machinery using percussive maintenance
>Spy's only means of disguise is a face mask which completely fools the other team every time
>Lifelong enemies blu and red build their headquarters right next to each other
>companies are so poor they can't afford bombers and send their mercs to push the bombs themselves

Why's so much of the humor in tf2's structure overlooked?

8 months valve time

Erectin' that dispenser

>five *CLANG*s
>doesn't know it needs eight *CLANG*s

It's not overlooked. It's there for you to laugh at, dummy. It's part of the charm, if a bit meta.

That's not one of Torbs voice lines retard

The spy mask really made me laugh the first time I played the game.

OP confirmed for soldier main

>brainlet is so stupid he can't even see irony
Must suck being that stupid.

that's how you know is a f2p

Well, you couldn't see the irony on his post either.

>what is lead poisoning

is

>brainlet is so stupid he can't even see irony
Must suck being that stupid.

>mfw THIS brainlet couldn't see the irony on my post either
Jesus christ brainlets are just so pitiful

nothing compared to scout mains

actual cancer

>fully built
>fully upgraded
>fully repaired
>he's still hammering

You're all brainlets. I bet you don't even have any loadouts to post.

legends say that when a sentry's anus is hammered for 2 months valve time, a new sentry is born

you forgot fully loaded

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
Do this Texas style!

At least scouts play the game. The worst kind of people are sniper mains. People who pick sniper don't care in the slightest about anyone else on the server.

I'll erect your dispenser~
:3c

*blows up everything in your shitty nest*

So is Valve ever going to nerf Soldier and Demofaggot so payload maps can be playable?

Literally remove sniper from the game

What the fuck else am I supposed to do when the enemies pushing besides looking around and hammering? run out and get myself killed?

I stopped playing tf2 when hats were becoming cancerous and they stopped focusing on expanding the base game

>shoots at you
>misses everyshot
how do i stop dropping my spaghetti everytime i scope in? i literally cant hti anything other than a wall

>sniper class removed because it is too confusing and challenging for new players

Stop playing sniper

Peak around the corner with a shotgun, cover your teammates with shot circuit, wrangle that shit, help other engies if there are some.
Hammering a healthy sentry is literally just standing still.

YEAH TOAST!
youtu.be/l1PYP5U6lt4

If you want loadouts you can always try the /vg/ general

Why does it look like a virtual boy

>That post was ironic!
>M-my post was ironic too!

Kys

but i only spaghetti drip scoped in, huntsman im fine with, i think its my sensitivity

lock them up

Reminder to always delete your cases. Don't support Valve's Jewery.

>retard can't see he's being a hypocrite
What a fucking brainlet

have you heard of "the classic"?

god is a brainlet

>unironically thinks solly and demo are the problem with payload

stop posting anytime

>unironically suggesting the worst gun in the game

payload is the problem with payload

that's a brain teaser

>peak
>insta head-shotted
>wrangle
>soldier rocket jumps behind me out of sight and blasts me down
>help other engies
>building close to other engies
I'll admit I build my shit in stupid spots, but only because 90% of the time people are too fucking stupid to get past whatever choke point I set up for a good couple minutes.

i have two of them, im kinda good with it,

Scout is the best class
youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ

>insert clip of pyro chasing right behind an oblivious medic for 10 seconds with this thing but the flames refuse to connect

I honestly think at this point that the backburner has a shorter range than the other flamethrowers

new to the game?
and site I guess

Spy checking and harrasing. Or you move the gear up.

why's it so hard to find smut of this little girl huh

im sorry, what

Hey! Why dont we just give up pardner!?

>engineer builds on last
>his gear is STILL not upgraded when they go to last point

Everyone back to the base, pardner.

>he actually thinks hes supposed to turtle

you want to distance your self from the sentry as much as possible, have a fork between you and the sentry to the enemy. Check the layout to see how your team is doing, if they're pushing or getting pushed back.

Fuck I would never be able to just stand there I'd get anxiety from all the shit thats happening that I don't know baout.

>frenchy wants to give it up
every time

>playing tf2 in a strategic manner

You keep tabs on what's going on and watch for spies. Wait for an opportunity to move up if you're on offense.

NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DAWG

That rescue ranger change is so fucking awful.
It neuters offensive engies and doesn't do shit for turtling.

not only that engies are going to steal their dispensers now so they can always have access to metal. Like the RR was the one thing that freed you from the metal attrition, it was so fucking nice.

RATE MY SCUNT

I AINT NO SENATOR'S SON

>frenchy wants the enemy to give up
Fixed that for you

tf2 is so fucking awful
valve neutered every aspect of it, even graphics

not only that gaben sucks actual donkey kok

>huntsman I'm fine with
lmao

would rs/10

>you want to distance your self from the sentry as much as possible

Nice try, Spy.

Hey Sup Forums
Gotcha
FAGGOT

alias +rocketjump "+jump;+duck;wait;+attack"
alias -rocketjump "-jump;-attack;wait;wait;wait;-duck"
bind mouse3 "+rocketjump

Give me ONE reason not to do this.

Don't need it, jump maps made rocket jumping second nature.

Because as the user above me said, it should be second nature. But if you like being bad, have at it.

>pressing 3 buttons instead of one
The only thing you're good at is inefficiency.

wait commands are blocked on most servers and are ping dependent
soldiers need to know how to do wall and pogo jumps which scripts cannot replicate
smaller jumps cost less health which can save your life

also ctapping goes further than your shitty script

>im an awful engie

RR is way to strong, it needs a utility nerf

It's easy as fuck user and is hardly inefficient. Not my fault you lack basic motor skills.

YOU AUTISTIC LITTLE SHIT

You're not looking hard enough. iwara has lots of stuff.

It took me 7 years to realize the backburner's model is just the default with some shitty snake head on the end, I love how almost every weapon follows some sort of makeshift style with pieces taped and bolted on

All of Pyro's flamethrowers besides the Phlog appears to be homemade from bits of trash. Beggar's Bazooka as well, but that's part of it's lore.
Which makes you wonder what Pyro is being offered by their employer, considering all the other mercs seem to be using Mann Co. products.

teleporters? dispenser?

Nah, they're probably just made from crap to stick with the "mann co sells broken shitty weapons to its mercs" theme

actuallyusesthecleaverwithoutthesandmanlikearealnigga/10

the flapjack doesnt really match the fortunate son, but it's a shame, since both are god-tier hats themselves

im just gonna leave my scout loadout here,
enjoy.

>90% of weapons from the Dr. Grordbort sets are overpowered as fuck
>they release Dr. Grordbort as a new boss battle
>he's here to take his weapons back from mann co
>mech suit with attached versions of cow mangler and phlog

is this... a jojo reference?

Pretty god damn awful

Jump down and say some gay shit/10

thanks, you arent the first or the last to point this out.

DOCTOR

That just ain't right!

>new Dr. Grordbort things
>ever
Ha
I wish they hadn't stopped doing boss battle though. I was surprised we didn't get the Bread Monster boss.

Can we all agree demo is the best class
>Easy to learn, hard to master
>Mobile but not too mobile like Soldier
>Actually a good black character
>Fair HP
>High DPS but requires setup
Good and balanced like a character should be.

>bread monster
Damn, now that you say it, it does sound pretty fun