I just beaten this game. Its such a fucking mixbag

I just beaten this game. Its such a fucking mixbag.
What you think of it?

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utter shit dude

I really liked it, I have a softspot for Noire so I was able to overlook the cinematic stuff

Goodbye.

its shit

bad game

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Looks like i made a mistake.

I paid full price for it when it was new and thought it was shit. The story was not original even a bit and the interrogations were boring as fuck. I can see someone paying less than $10 maybe enjoying it.

I fucking loved it because it's basically just a detective simulator.

>arrest homeless guy who says the only thing that could make him harder than strangling random women is if he was back in Okinawa doing it to 11 year olds
>also arrest baby shoes man who fucking hated his wife and fedora tipper who screamed about how how the slut deserved it

>all innocent

Do you fuck young boys?

It's been a while. Wasn't basically everyone you convicted innocent in the end. That destroyed the whole game for me and the facial cues were retarded.

i remember being so amazed by the graphics and thinking they couldn't get any better than this. the game was kinda meh though

Do you watch shitty lpers?

>Wasn't basically everyone you convicted innocent in the end
first time hearing about this, what the fuck
I played through the game to maybe a few chapters away from the end and never knew that shit

its a improved and greater telltale game, loved it and i really want a sequel

The final straw is not being able to shoot or even lethally run over civillians on free roam once you get sick of the actual game when it was made by the people who made grand theft auto and features a bunch of different guns and cars.

I could be wrong. I beat it back when it came out

only the ones from homicide, but if your actually pay attention to the story and what is going on the cases you will notice that every single time there are some questions that dont get answered and some details are wrong.
so you are able to figure out, that something bigger is going on.

Every murder suspect was innocent. The real murderer was the guy in the church.
Everyone else gets goes free discreetly, including the crazy hobo, the communist, the pedophile, etc.

>game has hidden cars all throughout the area
>if you drive one of them to a mission it will automatically unequip that car and give you the police car
its like they went out of there way to make it linear as fuck when its open world. god, this game was boring.

It's meh. Some good moments and ideas with shotty execution. If the story was better written and interview/detective gameplay better implemented, it'd be a lot better.

>There are 95 cars
>You will always end up with your police car because of the kgpl radio
>Theres a hugrfuck city
>You wont drive around becaue you want 5 stars and any car hit counts against you.

I felt the same way. I really can't decide if I even liked it or not. the one thing I can say is that it dragged on a bit too long.

Half-Life 2 had better facial animations in 2004.

>that part where you walk through tar like it's a puddle of water
yeah, that's not fucking happening, and even if you could you wouldn't want to because it's impossible to get off

The dialogue decision making was pretty dogshit.

Like, trying to figure out if I should accuse or inquire about pieces of evidence should bring about the same exact result, but it doesnt because you have to go the way the devs designed it to go.

mixed bag sounds about right, the interrogations and evidence collecting was pretty good, the rest was filler

Best part in the game.

best game ever

You're full of shit, Jacob

Would've been a lot better if we got to do more patrol missions

this
everyone in the murder and arson portions of the game iirc

> pirated it back in 2010
> bought on steam sale for 1$
feels good mon

Phelps is superhuman. The game doesnt require you (it does if you want the 50 gold films), but if you go to the small lake in a park there, water goes as high as your chest and you still run through it like its air.

The whole homicide desk was a waste of time
Also during the arson quest, why was one choice rewarded with 5 stars and the other with 3, when both were wrong?

It could've been so much better without the terrible shooting parts. But it introduced me to a new genre I had never played so I have to thank it for getting me to buy the Sherlock Holmes games.

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The cases are either boring shitfest or really interesting and fun, nothing in between. I like the last part where you play the Insurance Detective, it felt like Rockstar made that part.

i wish if you fucked up the case it would change the story, kind of like heavy rain what did

Absolute autism of the devs.
I still cant comprehend that one.
Its a pain because if you found all the newspapers, you know for sure that the fires are caused by the urban development fund, and yet the nigga that works for them only gives 3 stars.

Who was the best character in LA noire and why was it Roy?

>choose lie
>suspect always says PROVE IT

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I kinda liked the story of most cases, including the later ones around the morphine and the arsons.

But cole himself was such a boring character he dragged everything down.

Also, i kinda wnated more standalone cases, specially on homicide. What about one or two cases where rusty was right? A mad husband. Or a murdered MAN.

Smug prick...

I was so surprised to see his actor in Parks & Recreation.

Thats because the truth doubt lie system is fucked up.

Thats the point. You choose lie if you can prove he's lying and if you can't prove it then you choose doubt.

Choose wisely

ErioirE, obviously.

requesting reviewbrah edit with hos face and the text says tendies noir

The big guy

FohU