ITT: Video game characters that are literally you

ITT: Video game characters that are literally you

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Nice. This is me.

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I'm not a video game character though.

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captcha: stop aqui

He said literally(metaphorically)

Literally me

CCC translation fucking when?

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Show me your cape

no youre not you faggot

no video game characters know what "literally" means so i cant be one :-(

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Color me surprised Sup Forums is full of sociopaths.

Jesus christ, report this gay thread

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Literally all me.

/fitlit/ and tall.

Okay.

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Before you say what I know you're going to: Duck Amuck

Cute

A-Are you the AI google is working on?

more

Thank you!

sharpie in pooper

literally me

Can you just stop wanting to smell my eggs, they have no smell at all

Wait, where's the dick?

Give Mario a giant penis and you literally have me.

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>dude

Aaaaand now I'm disappointed

You fucking slut

Pic related

Don't even care if you are a guy user, you do you

You haven't tasted cum yet you fuckin' fag. qt

>dad walks in

I'm a fan of all your movies, Ron Jeremy. It's a pleasure to have you on Sup Forums.

>had one fucking job
>got jobbed by elf farts
>proceeded to get jobbed twice more by timetravelling neckbeards and tryhard neckbeards
Archi had a hard life

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Would hang out with

Would fug

If you're not a tranny

In looks or personality?

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Last one.

Good night ~

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Hoy

Why is Sup Forums so fucking degenerate? You need to seek Allah

Prove it

show bepis and bunghole

I would let you suck my dick. Post contact info.

You guessed well.

I'm not as fat and I don't have the neckbead but it's kinda close.

Oyasumi~

>implying I'm gay

>wears a costume that was designed for a girl
>not gay

:thinking:

traps aren't gay
People that want to fuck them are

>want to cross dress in private
>too much hair on legs, arms, chest, and face
>to shave it all off would arouse suspicion.

minus the afro

just say you swim

just do it and wear long pants and a jacket

I think a friend told me about him.

Is he the weak ass kid who has the life thread cutting powers but is kind of a bitch and won't do it?

>find dick so repulsing you decide to dress up as a girl and want to have sex with other girls
>gay

I mean, if you think about it, it IS gay, but lesbian sort of gay.

Except I'm a private detective trying to get into a Federal agency instead of being Chief of Police

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The facial hair is an issue because it's detracts attention away from my massive baldspot I hope

just do what every other corssdresser does and cover up your face whenever you do anything

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I don't really like chairs too.

Do you do anal?

Basically, he's living on borrowed time, so he's really close to dying at any moment. Because of this or rather the accident that caused him to be in this situation gave him special eyes that let him see the death of people and objects which he can make happen by cutting the lines and dots that represent "death".

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for me it's maria intelligent nihilist and with a wicked sense of humor

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You post is a lie because witches aren't real.

Love me some pancakes.

My mother was emotionally abusive and my father was never around. So he's not literally me, but pretty close.

look at this non matching wavelength faggot

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eh your sexuality is so fucked up at this point you can probably find reasoning to getting hard from sucking dick
for example, imagine this girl that you like, her beautiful hair, her face and figure. now imagine that she's sucking your dick.
now imagine that you've switched places and now you're in her body. bam.

>suddenly be girl
>suddenly like dick

Woah... Is this the power.... Of logic?

Dude, I wouldn't want to suck dick. Like ever.

Life isn't a fucking R18 doujin where every girl just goes "Cock cock yes cock cock-a-doodle-doo I suck cock how about youuu?"

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I never thought I'd see the day where a man who dresses as a woman, who is actually still into women but wants to look and feel like a woman himself, would be cockteasing other men who specifically fetishize men who look and act like women, dressed as women.

God bless this world we live in.

hentai is just a caricature of our basest emotions. you know you want to... deep down inside, you're craving for it, your mouth tingles with excitement as you think of that shaft moving forward and backward inside your mouth, touching all of your sensitive spots, tickling your mouth, it's heat radiating, it's shape pulsating around your tongue and then... the flames, going down your throat, lighting up all of your receptors as you guzzle it all down, sucking on it passionately and not letting go...

How hard is it gonna be for said woman-man to find a woman who's INTO women but is okay with the man who dresses and act like a woman actually being a man?

Furthermore, Is it still gay?

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You're basically looking for a woman who's okay with you being a feminate cross dresser. Honestly, the cosplay community is your best bet... So either deal with crazy or hold out for VR

Nigga, you gay.

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OP doesn't have a nose and mouth? What kind of mutants do we have posting on this site?

Only stupider, uglier, and weaker.

>Posts best girl of a game I literally can't play
Thanks user

i know you liked it...
do you want...more?
if you ask nicely, i might give it to you...

why not?

Is this an ERP thread or what?
Fuck off, buddy.