Woah

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old game advertisement thread?

My favorite flavor is transparent!

Old video game ads were weird.
I miss it.

WAHOOED

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>remember the time croc fucking ate mario, crash and lara croft

now I know where vore fetishism comes from

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>Toyota ECHO

Why doesn't he just tighten up his one belt instead of putting on another one?

Translation?

That's a fucking deep pull. Jesus christ France, Cocko Rocco? Too bad I can't read French for fuck.

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Kinda hard to translate that one but basically "S'envoyer en l'air" both means "Going up in the sky" and "Fucking".
So "Going up in the sky is mostly a matter of style".
Hencewhy they put in Rocco.

>Bioware

they're all white

glad that racism is behind us

That ...Whatever is clearly shopped in.

Woah

1st belt is to hold up the pants only
2nd belt is to hold up the first belt

Jesus Lord almighty we need to go back

>Transparent shells will never be a thing again

Makes the ad just seem poorly written to begin with but i'm not French. Still, what a very French thing to do.

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This is begging to be used in a file name. Now if only I had an ounce of creativity in my body...

>we will never get a transparent Switch or transparent joycons
Why even live?

I remember this one. As a loyal, underaged nintenbro it made me legitimately angry

It's kinda clever but not really suited for a videogame, I think it would have worked better for an airline company or something along these lines.

so she has crabs?

lol

Is this why the dreamcast failed?

Very. But then, I don't even know what that fucking game is about so hey. There are a lot of clever puns in all languages (maybe even some of those click clack types) but English gets by so easily because of the ugly bastard that it is. That tennis girl as is hot stuff, though.

>Katawa Shoujo: Prison Edition

Well Sup Forums, which one are you?

>tfw playing my Wii U right now

I can just look at my own breasts.

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time to hit the gym, fatty

underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=CWh_6jutU7M

The commercial was so cool I wanted it over the GBC, which was coming that year. I still got the GBC, though which is the better choice.

Dreamcast truly was ahead of its time. If a console advertised itself using cute boys today, it would fly off the shelves. I'm playing School Idol QT Cool right now!

>>>/fit

The future is here!

>all tongues are women
What did they mean by that

LONDON
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what's the purple monster called?

The smell would probably be off putting. I imagine it smells like the dumpster behind a red lobster.

new ads?

does my mom's breasts count?
I dont care either way, i'm more of a dick kind of guy

This can't be real

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>game not included
>collector's edition of a game
this is bait, right???

>game not included

>game not included

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How fucking new are you people?

its so that they don't have to make individual versions of the collectors edition on every platform, so they won't wind up overstocked
its actually smart desu

Sorry I don't follow every AAA western shit title that comes out.

So you follow every AAA jap shit title that comes out?

Pretty much yes.

Kek

Damn. Even 7s ads were better. Poor 6 always living in its shadow.

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sorry man, I dont tend to follow the development of shitty games that I have 0 interest in. I was here for all the "my face is tired" memes but dont recal seeing that fucking travesty. But then again, the new Assassins Creed has a 600 dollar edition, so i've come to expect nothing less from AAA's

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>$600 edition

and they're all sold out

>That crab pussy armor

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rip bioshit

woah

Actually it's $800 and it's sold out on all platforms

"S'envoyer en l'air" is more like "getting laid"

So "Getting laid is all about style" should be a more accurate translation

Mag Roader I think.

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This game was my childhood.

>lammy midriff

That was my first thought, but then I assumed it was completely dessicated by tropical sun and 105 degree temps, and we'll cured by salt.
But yeah, most fantasy characters would probably stink in reality.

is it a word play? I don't get what a hoverboard videogame has to do with getting laid

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Despite being super edgy by today's standards, this is kind of cool.
I want off Mr. Post-irony's wild ride.

Jesus fuck I'm dying

Green is Behemot
White is Doomgaze
Pink is Syphoon?
Yellow is that wheel boss at kefka empire
no idea about purple, maybe this guy?

You guys still have your old magazines right?

what the fuck

>ff8
>9.9.99
ya blew it

Furthest that mine goes back is the announcement of MGS3 on Official PlayStation Magazine

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based rocco

cant b real

North American release was 9.9.99, ya blew it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VIII#Reception
finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VIII

Man, so many old EGM magazines lost to water damage. It hurts.

There's no fucking way that's real.

Fun fact: the composer for The Elder Scrolls games since Morrowind started his career with Secret of Evermore.

Before we got Nerevar Rising, we got this:
youtube.com/watch?v=0IvqZfIlUl4

fyi this is shopped

but the 90s were weird enough that I wouldn't be surprised if it were true

>NES
>90s

Is this real? Holy kek. I mean, I know advertisers didn't give a single fuck in the 90s, god fucking damn.

ew

oh shit you're right

the 80s were p weird too

this is fake
original here buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/raddest-pages-from-the-1990-world-of-nintendo-catalog?utm_term=.supx0EPvX#.rx1v6JX4V

Anybody have the original? I think I actually remember seeing this flyer as a teen and getting worried.