Why the fuck can't Japan make a dragon if their lives depend on it?

Why the fuck can't Japan make a dragon if their lives depend on it?

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Dragons don't exist so who are you to tell which one is correct??

>Dragons don't exist
that's what we want you to think

I'm gonna marry Lilac!

Isn't left from a western game though?
Or is that the joke and right is from a Japanese game

Sure they can!

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>Final boss is just an old fat dragon.

The one on the left literally came from DeviantART though.

Cause they made the perfect one in 1964?

Thats a fucking harpy, you can't trick me

they can do one type of dragon well, and it's specifically the eastern dragons. They need to stay away from western dragons

But they do?

She's a thousand years old, I swear

That's a hydra you lesbian

BASED

Ridley isn't a dragon, he's an alien pirate.

So Japs cant draw aliens or pirates either.

Here is the superior dragon loli.

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What are you talking about user, they're several thousand years old and they want to tell you about world war 1 on your way to the sex dungeon.

>underaged
>over a millennia old

>superior dragon loli
>can't even marry her

Who knows

Shooting Star called.

You're a faggot

That's a kid, not a dragon.

Fixed.

But now there is no western dragon

No. Those are both western.

Bowser is Japanese as Nintendo is Japanese.

No it looks like he got it.

do you even know who the one on the right is you worthless motherfucker

Nintendo came from America, idiot!

I thought Bowser was a turtle.

Technically she was a fan character made by a Chinese person on Deviantart, then western devs used her design.

Eh, they're both fuckable.

I'm guessing Puzzles & Dragons which is eastern.
Kyoto is not in America, it's in Japan.

>first true dragon in the MH franchise
>it's one of the worst monsters in the game next to Diablos
>it keeps coming back

why does Japan hate its audience

how can you be so dense lol
i mean autistic

I know right

At least it's been replaced with Skyrim.

that's Grigori from Dragon's Dogma
It's the only dragon with a dog nose

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I see, at least it's been replaced with Skyrim.

...Todd get the fuck off the internetl

What was the lore behind this Drogo?

Japs make a little girl and call it a dragon.

People on Earth use their imagination.

>People on Earth

>Western dragon
>Posts a wyvern
?

he was god or worked for god or something idk

That's a hydra.

Not only are Japs artistically inferior (as well as genetically inferior), beta west cucks who suck tiny Asian dick are mentally inept too.

Like, holy fuck.
You have to be a Sonyqueer, because they are the only people to be as stupid as you are.

Former Arisen that was reborn as a dragon and wants someone to kill him and set him free
The whole game is about a repeating cycle that only breaks if you stab yourself with the god killer

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Lol. This a Sony board, so, those pedophiles won't appreciate your post, not one bit.

King Ghidorah is just based off of Yamata no Orochi, and is not the best.

Defend this

Still looks like a child.
You still find children attractive.
That makes you a pedophile.
Enjoy your PedoStation4, you pathetic weirdo.

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>pirate
thats not a species idiot.

>Maker said Ghidorah's inspired by Chinese Dragons, not hydra
>IT'S A HYDRA

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>Four legs and wings
>Not knowing that wings evolve from already existing limbs

So dragons have been, at some point, just big flightless firebreathing lizards, and over thousands of years, their frontal limbs developed into wings. So the wyvern design is actually the scientifically plausible dragon.

>filename
accurate

>realistic
>dragons

The realistic ones are just gigantic self-frying chickens, while the unrealistic ones come from the same stock as demons: unrealistic, yes, but if you're fighting a giant fire-breathing monster and nitpicking its skeleton, you're missing the point of having dragons or demons around.

If a 9 year old child went into a coma and woke up 10 years later would she be legal? Note her mind is mentally 9 years old.

Dragons are just autism dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were cool enough on their own AND they were actually real. Love dinosaurs, not dragons.

Good question
Doubt you'll get a proper answer on here

I would make love to dinosaurs if they existed and didn't have those faggy feathers

>western dragon
>no 10 gallon hat
>no spurs
>not even a revolver

shit game

Space Pirates are a species, not an occupation.
Metroid's weird like that.

Space Pirates are a conglomerate of multiple species.

That was such bullshit I actually stopped playing the game when I found that out.

Fuck RF4.

In the spirit of the law it wouldn't be legal but that's such a unique case that it would likely end up in the Supreme Court where you come out not guilty in a 5-4 split decision. Then a bunch of people would label you a pedophile but you still wouldn't be arrested for it and a bunch of activists would campaign for the law to be more specific and it ends up being changed 2 months later.

Best dragon coming through

Your mind and body undergoes changes during puberty as hormones become a normal part of the body.
It wouldn't be like fucking her in the state she was in when she entered the coma, it would just be like fucking a retard.

Well yes but that's not the point. The reason ages are set - be it at 15, 16, 18, whatever - is that those ages are believed to be when they are finally old enough to suitably make decisions for themselve. If you're not careful you can really ruin your life or harm yourself otherwise (teen pregnancy or STDs).

So it's not a question of whether she's got a nice pussy, it's a question of whether she's old enough to understand the responsibilities of having said pussy.

Is that a skyrim mod on the right?

Why can't I fuck a dragon?

>Left: Wyverns
>Right: Dumb design, yes, but actual dragons.
Why don't we compare mangoes and peaches while we're at it.
This is exactly why I can't enjoy modern dragon incarnations in normie stuff, they're all not really dragons. /autism

whos this little creampie queen

You do realized she was redesigned by a western developer

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Best waifu too!

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You do realized the dragon on the right is from Dragon's Dogma, a Capcom game

Woah hey guys haha what did I miss

It's not against the law if she isn't 100% Human. In canada

Then OP's a lie.
Use and Skyrim for an example next time.

>lie
No. It's a joke.

because the world hates creativity

Ridley is a space pterodactyl.

>Eastern Dragon

Is fucking moose a thing that happens in Canada with any frequency?

If you wanna get gore'd, sure I suppose.

By definition, what the fuck is a "dragon"?

For example, are Chinese dragons considered dragons or are they some other form of serpent?

What about precolumbian dragons?

Actually,why the fuck don't we call precoliumbian shit "western"? Isn't that actually to the west, with """western""" european stuff actually being central?

The classic dragon is a big lizard with two wings and 4 legs (or 2 legs 2 arms), they are also intelligent for whatever reason.

>lucao
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