What's the pet rock of videogames?

What's the pet rock of videogames?

tomogachi?

Pokemon Go

Rock Simulator.

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And all equivalents

Pokémon breeding

Why not just go outdoors and get a rock for free? Is this for people who have never ventured outside a city?

Amiibo

It came with a book about how to care for your pet rock, which was mainly just a joke book and is actually the primary thing of value in the set.

The original Pet Rock came with pedigree documents and a book on proper care. Go ahead and have fun with your mutt rock that will die too soon from malnutrition.

Haha, have fun with your genetically defect rock.

seaman

Mountain.

It's was a novelty/meme gift

Microsoft Games Pinball

Why can't anybody spell Tamagotchi right? If I could do it when I was a kid, you have no excuse.

its matagochi you dummy

Pop figures.

Animal Crossing

>buy Pet Rock
>later watch the news roll in about pebble farms where rocks are forced to give birth to litters of pebbles by the bushel load.
>those pebbles are then sold to dealers who raise them up in tight, confined conditions with little love and affection until they reach proper rock age where they can be sold off to humans as Pet Rocks

think of the pebbles user.. we can stop the horror if we work together.

I've been reading too many human cattle doujins. That should not have given me an erection.

>not buying a pedigree rock to fight agains your friends common rocks

Dont you want to be the very best, user?

nintendo switch

>the cold shiver that goes down your spine as you slowly slide your dick into a pile of freshly moistened pebbles
>the gravely goodness of those tiny sultry stones as they rumble your rigid member

ya we need more anthropomorphic rock doujins.

Because tommigachee were actually relevant then?

No Man's Sky.

Are statues rocks?

Visual novels

Undertale

Starbound