#NoseGate

Hello Sup Forums. It has recently come to my and many other people attention that the upcoming Nintendo game: Super Mario Odyssey features an exaggerated, unrealistic and standard insulting depiction of a human nose with baffling physics.

This wouldn't be the first time Nintendo has picked fun at God's perfect creation since Super Mario 64 and characters like Wario feature this exact problems.

This is disgusting and we ask Nintendo to please take action right now, because we will not be silenced. #NoseGate now.

Go to bed, Christine.

ALL NOSES ARE BEAUTIFUL.

STOP NINTENDO WITH THESE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF WHAT A NOSE SHOULD BE

#NOSEGATE

KEK. NOSELETS, COMPLAINING.

please post more jiggly boobs

This meme is shit but it was fun getting you to post it

UNREALISTIC BOOBS.
UNREALISTIC NOSE.

THIS STOPS NOW.

>tfw having a cute nose IRL

What is it you are trying to pull?

hahah wow so epic Sup Forums really is random

tits a me, mario

POST YOUR NOSE

>insulting depiction of a human nose
He's not human. Moron.

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MIDGETS ARE HUMAN
ITALIANS ARE HUMAN
PLUMBERS ARE HUMAN
THEY ARE PEOPLE
BUT THEY DEPICT UNREALISTIC NOSES

#NOSEGATE
#NOTMYPRESIDENT

>can't get a gf because they all have unrealistic nose standards

MOOOOOOOOOODSSSS

Truly one-of-a-kind

This is perfection.

BUT STILL UNREALISTIC STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS FOR A NOSE.

>Look really nice directly ahead.
>Look pretty good from one side.
>Look like some kind of monstrosity because of my nose is slightly bent so subtly that it's only really noticeable when I turn my head right and you view the left side.
I try to always sit on the left of people because of this even though it's such a small thing.

No such thing as a cute nose. It's either a good looking nose or a bad looking nose

cut it out.

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be proud of your nose

What is the course of action fellow anons?

Lawsuit?
Boycott?
War?

>Cartoons are human

>controversy ending in -gate
I don't care if this is ironic shitposting or not, but it's fucking retarded and needs to stop. It's called 'watergate' because that's the actual location of the controversy in question. Everything else is fucking dumb.

Itsa me, Mario

kek

Tripfags aren't allowed to voice opinions

cleaned it up a lil for you guys
better colour, better crop, and transparent for your use

I've never seen someone with a wobbly nose though. They're made of fairly solid cartilage, where as breasts are mostly gelatinous fat.

What does Mario look like with a regular normal sized human nose?

so who's gonna pop it?

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I get your point OP but what about representation for noseless people. This is horrible we're not like that, we don't talk like smokers. We're normal people. Thai needs to stop #nosegate

>his nose doesn't wobble
noselets, everyone

kek, can we do this an actual thing please?

Why do Americans always put a -gate suffix at the end of their political drama?

I was serious when I made this thread user.

So where do we start?

Twitter and Tumblr, especially Twitter

The entire world does this. Also because everyone is retarded. Just take a look at this shitty thread.

I recommend responding to their twitter posts with images like OPs.
It could catch on. People post all kinds of wacky shit on NOA's twitter i noticed. Like that gif or Reggie cumming on a lazy town character.

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How does this image make you feel? Jealous?

Shoulda called the controversy watergategate

His nose looks like Heihachi

It's a fucking joke you joyless cunt

use a hairy male nipple so it doesn't get deleted

UNREALISTIC

>You can fuck with the lobby music by moving the sticks and buttons

Wrong thread pal.

why

>tfw I read that as "Mario's jew nose"
I've been on this site too long

the thiccer the nose the sweeter the juice.

this whole thing screams "trying too hard to be funny" to me, but there's a very minuscule chance something funny will spawn from it so here's a (you)

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>#NoseGate
OY VEY
YOU ARE WALKING DANGEROUS LINE GOYIM

Why does Nintendo hate long noses guys?
What could it mean?

Wow, thanks for pointing that out Mr. Sup Forums Comedy Regulator. Where would we be without your wise declarations of what should be considered humorous or not?

>Be younger brother
>Have bigger nose
>leaking out daily

>gif of Reggie cumming on a lazy town character
Do you have something you want to share with us user?

FUCKOFF, NOSELETS

>mfw over 25 inches of nose

Mean they are /our guys/

t. OP
forced memes aren't funny

>Watch this pick up steam
>Watch Nintendo take this seriously and remove it to "save face"

This isn't a mouth hole

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I'm not OP, I'm just sick of you fucking killjoys shitting on everything. How about you tell me what memes are funny then, my little comedy genius?

The use of light and shadow here rivals that of Caravaggio, truly breathtaking.

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You do know women don't actually want grossly oversized noses like that, right? 4-5 inches is just enough to please them, believe me.

>S-Size doesn't matter in a nose ok! It's how you use it!! !
Confirmed babby nose faggot

how autistic
a meme is entertaining when it has substance and repostability. There's nothing remarkable about OP's image in that regard at all. By your logic, maybe we should make Luigi's ear a meme next since it's so wacky and unexpected amirite haha? Do you see how dumb that would be?

How can you use a nose anyway?

mario's nose has prominent jiggle physics, user

It depends on what direction it curves.

just jam it in

yes and? how does that add to the meme at all?

You can blow hot air up her butthole during a 69 if you've got a real man's nose.

You know the reason why Sup Forums doesn't make original content anymore? It's because you autistic tryhards obsess over something not being funny, or being "forced". Like, what the fuck is with that bullshit you spouted? "it has no substance"? What memes DO have substance? Stop over-complicating fucking image macros on Sup Forums, you people go completely against what this site used to be.

wow you 3D Mario guys are really worse than those Fire Emblem and Metroid faggots after all!

really ashamed!

here we go
it's another "i-i'm an oldfag and old Sup Forums was way better and more randumb like me" guy. Sup Forums makes original content all the time. There's the mario qpu shit and the more recent tree meme for examples. It seems to me like you're once again trying too hard to fit in by reminiscing about something that hasn't even left.

wtf i hate Mario now

Calm down Henry.

this retarded tree shit is the single most forced meme I've seen in a long while
nice double standards, autismo

where did I ever say I liked it? All I did was refute his point that people like me have stopped meme creation.

henry spotted

>Sup Forums makes original content all the time.
Oh yeah? Care to share some of the "dank memes" Sup Forums has done recently? Or just any of Sup Forums.

>>There's the mario qpu shit and the more recent tree meme for example
lrn2read

I take that back. Sup Forums does occasionally create original content, but all of it gets shit on by some 14 year old claiming it's either "forced" or "unfunny". If anything you're trying too hard to fit in by pretending you're too cool to have fun occasionally.

Yeah but those are "forced" and don't have any "substance" so they don't count

Kind of off topic, but does it creep anyone else out how fucking detailed Mario has become in the past year or so?
He has individual hairs and pores, and it just feels really uncanny.

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Too bad he'll never look like this in real-time gameplay. At least anytime soon.

Go to bed Henry

Whatever you say senpai. dumping shitty memes will decrease the already minuscule board quality even more but if that's what you want then go for it
yeah but they still fit his description therefore i'm still correct

BRING BACK 90'S RENDER MARIO

Just fuck my nose up