Splatoon 2: Late night Woomy

Splatoon 2: Late night Woomy

Salmon Run is open for eggs

best map?
best weapon?

Both still in Splatoon 1

If you make a thread right after, or even before the previous one dies, it makes it a general thread. Don't you have one going on /vg/ already? Why multiply these here?

I figured it out.

Rate my fashion sense

Why do you give a fuck? Every time a new game comes out you fags shit post about vg.

Do these threads get in the way of your hourly

>look how much X sold
>why don't you own Y

It's nothing but shilling and console wars. Let us have a thread about an actual video game

team red default armor/10

Salmonlings when

imagine fog rolls in and suddenly some fish girls drop in and splat all the squids

Ketchup boys

The hat doesn't match with orange ink though :(

>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON Sup Forums REEEEEEE

good games to Treize, Ben & Steven

So what determines when the fog rolls in and when it gets dark?

I just got wiped by those griller shits

It's random. There are lots of different types of waves.

They're random events that can take place on any wave in a match. They can even combo into each other from wave to wave

just had my first glowfish (or whatever they're called) attack happen and jesus fucking christ.

Salmon Runs pretty great. Shit gets chaotic

There's already porn of the Steelhead, I could see it happening.

>First thing I do is go on singleplayer
>Ink in singleplayer has a pretty shimmering flecks present throughout it
>it's ONLY in singleplayer

boo

What kind? I may need to filter it.

My favs are moray towers and dualies but II'm new as shit

It's gay, but otherwise vanilla (for porn of a giant fish dude, anyways)

Alright, so it's already filtered, good.

So who's stealing from who? Standards in-universe forced all specials to be changed entirely, which so happen to be just like what some boss Salmonid use.

Fly Fish: Ink Jet + Tenta missles
Stinger: Sting Ray
Drizzler: Ink Storm
Steelhead: Rain Maker 2.0

Just wait until they make new boss salmonid that use the Bubble Blower or the Baller

Spawning Grounds is dealable but Marooner's Bay can go fuck itself. I only won like 3 out of 20 matches in Marooner's Bay.

Salmonid see, Salmonid do. Or they're getting their tech from the octolings.

>love RM
>hit A last night
>wanna hit S tonight
>end up losing every single round so far
I don't understand, I feel like it's really easy to blame your team so I try to reflect on how I'm playing but I really don't think it's on me. I use the Dapple Daulies so I go around the map placing Beacons so we can keep up offensive pressure but I'm the only one who uses them, I do my best to protect the RM holder, but I seem to be the only who wants to push it. When my team is attempting to go down a route that's heavily gaurded by the enemy team, I ink an alternate route to the goal as far as I can and spam "this way!" and no one takes it. I do my job as a Daulie class and hunt down the RM, but if I don't do it, no one does. It's easy to say your team is bad, but when I'm dead and check the map and see my teammates in 1v1s, they almost always lose. The worst is when I'm with the RM but get no help.
>Overtime on Shipyard
>get the RM
>push with team but an Inkjet starts chasing me
>run all the way under the bridge where I hide behind the yellow thing and spam "this way" begging for help
>survive that but a Splattershot flanks and kills me and we lose
I don't know what I'm doing wrong, should I just pick up the Octobrush and get free kills so I can land in S rank?

>Round 1
>HIGH TIDE
>Steel Eels
>Round 2
>STILL HIGH TIDE
>Grillers
>Round 3
>FOG
>GLOWFLIES
>STILL HIGH TIDE LMAO
Oh FUCK off.

>you have the splat charger
>Glowflies are on you

Why rush into S rank?
From what I've heard people are deranking themselves on purpose to get matches faster since there isn't a whole lot of people up there yet.

>started over halfway into profreshional
>now almost knocked out of overachiever
It's been a rough not, boys.

Ink the walls user it gives you a lot of break options they have to walk up instead

>Lose a whole paygrade with back to back losses

Would it kill people to watch each other's backs?

Well tomorrow we get to find out how many hours we've wasted being squids

I'm at probably 50. Or will be by the time the awful activity log tells me

>three steel eels on high tide (and two stingers)

why is this not illegal

Quick who is the worst fucking Salmon Run boss and why is it
Stinger

>Ink the walls
Oh you mean the one wall not submerged?

The amount of autism in this thread. You all sound retarded.

The flyfish lights my whole life on fire

Worst as in the one that's the most pain in the ass? Flyfish easily

stinger is easy to kill if you prioritize it.

Fly Fish are a pain because you have to throw bombs and steel eels are fucking steel eels

>who is the worst fucking Salmon Run boss
I hope your team is physics and you don't all waste 98% of your paint trying to bust the same half of me. By the way, I'll be instant bombarding everyone at once and what won't kill you will stop you long enough for the smallfry.

autism is coming into a thread that doesn't interest you solely to be offended by it

@385298864
[you]

Salmon Run didn't seem that fun to me desu.
I guess I just prefer PVP.

Goddamn it, I meant psychics.
Fuck physics. Especially grenade ones.

pretty much, remember to ink all the slight ledges too. Its still going to kill you, make no mistake.

Steel Eel and Flyfish are the biggest pain in my ass

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Flyfish followed by fifty billion eels while the fucking place is flooded.
Grillers when they go after you and you're the fucking Charger.

At least everyone always has bombs even if they're too shit to use them. Not everyone can get Steelhead before he lobs one off.

Should you even waste your time trying to deflect the Drizzler's missile or just focus them once they shoot it?

>everyone throws bombs at flyfish's missile pods
>they all go in one pod and not the other

Who said I'm offended? I'm just stating a fact. You're all talking about a children's game but you're all grown men. You bunch of perverts.

Everyone has ink too, not sure what you're getting at.

and you're in a thread on Sup Forums complaining about videogame discussion instead of enjoying them like a normal person

Loving the game, hating this fucking netcode.

Nice blanket meme. I too think the hz are a bit too low, not enough k tbqh.

I mean some weapon types can't do it in time.

For those of you having issues with griller, they're only going to go after the person that the laser is targeted. If you aren't targeted, get behind the fucking thing and shoot it. If you are, then run to high ground. They can't climb up walls. The weird staircase thing in front of the basket is a good example of where to go.

Same with glowflies. If you have the fireflies, then retreat somewhere high up. Everyone else needs to focus down the incoming mobs. Going across the grate to that small area of inkable ground can also work to funnel them.

Touche, on the same page now.

Not complain about the videogame. I'm saying if you're going to be posting pedo shit like talking about videogames for underage kids then you should be on Sup Forums, not Sup Forums.

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Yeah, Charger is probably the best weapon for taking out the steelhead while shit like a splatling or a fucking slosher will take forever to kill it.

>i want to be in charge of Sup Forums
holy shit kys

>just shoot it until it dies :)
>just ignore all the other shit around while the griller is drenching everything :)

People to learn that when there's a Goldie Round, don't spread out. Clump up near the egg collector and watch each others backs. You'll just be surrounded if you lone wolf that shit.

Add SW-5124-2754-8612 if you wanna do some group salmon run.

How do we fix this piece of shit?

>give it a fucking targeting reticle so you can tell what the fuck you're aiming at
>lower the sensitivity while firing so when you actually try to adjust your shot mid-beam you can actually tell where you're going with it
>actually let you move the beam around more quickly than currently

I'm Overachiever by the way, I don't fully understand the little disclaimer it said about not leveling up if you're on different ranks, so Profreshionals might not be interested.

The only thing that spawns with grillers are fry. You really only need two people shooting the tail of it, one can handle the fry, same with the people running away. Get good, retard.

a reticle would be nice. MAYBE a slight damage buff. i hated it this shit but put up with it since it was on the only heavy splatling in the game, it's pretty good for zoning or splatting weak enemies. pretty nutty for the rainmaker bubble especially if you use object destroyer shoes.

I main the roller

How does this make you feel

A reticle is all it needs.

>Griller round
>grillers aren't targeting you but you have the fucking Splattershot Jr.

That's cool. Do you suck with it or are you good?

I'd be madder if you were an Aerospraggot

QUEUE UP, SQUIDS

>implying Splattershot Jr isn't a godsend
Jr and Squencher was what saved me and my teammates asses so many times.

don't worry we will get a not shit version of the heavy eventually

Decent but not great yet

Where are all the sea mammals?

Did they evolve beyond the need for physical forms?

I can barely hit the griller's tail with that tiny ass range.

Who do you think has been supplying the Octarians and Salmonoids with tech that should be beyond them?

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The Octarians steal/copy their tech off inklings. Salmonids apparently get their shit from Octarians

>Enemy hits me once with a splatshot
>die
>everytime he hits me once, I die
Great netcode.

>he doesn't ink armor
kek

>I didn't read the sunken scrolls

Why is there no good art of updo female inkling?
Its a pretty cute hairstyle imo

Is it normal for the salmon run rewards to be all shirts after getting two superbonuses? I don't think I've gotten two before. Wondering if that's all the dosh to be had until next time.

>lets ignore valid complaints with shitposting

Once you start getting the shirts, just stop. Unless you want the chunks from them for gear.

>valid complaints
>because your first shots are ineffective as I shoot you back thanks to my special

Thats not what I'm complaining about you fucking retard. This has nothing to do with armor, his 2 shot weapon is killing me in one bullet.

WOOMY

Splat Zones has to be the worst game mode in the entire game

>Hey you were winning so enjoy your long ass penalty

its shit squid off kid

SOFTWARE UPDATE
Nani!?

It's shirts for the entire month

I mean the little orb bonuses went away, and all I was ever going to get as a bonus was a new shirt. Sounds like that means they won't give me anymore money.

The cushion timers are there to make it fair and not one sided as fuck.

Imagine for a second:
>Team 1 takes an early lead
>Team 2 retakes the point with 20 seconds left
>Team 1 proceeds to retake the point for 2 seconds at a time 10 more times
>Team 2 retakes really quickly every time
>Team 1 wins even though they didn't control the splat zone very consistently or effectively for the entire match.

It's late right now post the brown girl pls