/tg/ lives in the timeline where that insufferable faggot Cato Sicarius is captain of the second company of the...

>/tg/ lives in the timeline where that insufferable faggot Cato Sicarius is captain of the second company of the ultramarines.
How does it feel to live in the best timeline, lads?

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I'd love to live in a timeline where there's no smurfs.

Explain to me what any of you just said means and why its bad.

>ultramemes
Look at this fag

>he doesn't know

Nigga got squatted. He's lost in the Warp and his second-in-command took over the ultrasmurfs.

I hope Guilliman finds Titus and has him groomed as the next Chapter Master.

I thought Titus was 3rd or 4th company captain.

Uriel Ventris was 4th Company, IIRC

No.

but I, the great Cato Sicarius the greatest ultramarine ever lived, is the best thing that ever happened to the 2nd company that is lead by that is I, Cato Sicarius

They also live in the timeline where Magnus and Gulliman cane back and the one where Mortarion destroys Ultramar

Nah, Dark Imperium has him returned.

>Gulliman cane back
I don't care what bangwagoning fa/tg/uys say, this is the sickest shit ever. 40k needed the shake up.

I mean in the context of the Space Marine game

>Mortarion succeeding in something
He's destined to fail like Failbaddon

>fail like failbaddon
What's that?
I can't here you over the sound of Cadia blowing uo

It's irrelevant, everyone is getting nommed by the tyranids eventually.

>Abaddon's black crusades are treated like failures by the fanbase
>GW whips up the "IT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG" Bullshit, making each crusade just a smaller part of a greater plot
>13th Black Crusade cuts the Imperium in half and everything is fucking on one side
>Failbaddon

Actually, the Tyranids biggest hive fleet in the galaxy was nommed by Chaos. Chaos will do this yo the whole Tyranid raceeventually.

He did fail though.

How? I thought the Hive Mind's Shadow in the Warp made immaterial forces have a heart attack?

Who's Cato Sicarius and why should I give a fuck if he's commanding the smurfs?

>everyone getting nommed by tyranids
You know except
>necrons
Since they aren't bio matter
>chaos
Since eating chaos corrupted bio matter causes tyranids to turn inside out and die

Wasn't that just the tip of the fleet?

Cadia is in ruins and the galaxy is on a death timer that will see the Great Rift consume the galaxy. He has already won unless Cawl can finish up the Imperial pylons in time.

It only makes manifesting warp powers harder. It doesn't protect the fleets from being devoured by warpstorms

>Implying he is not dead because in the fucking Black Templars are dicks
>Also I love Cato just because of TTS makes him such a faggy meme

No, The Cryptus tendril was the biggest one and had the majority of Leviathan. The Great Rift ate it up.

The new nid star fleet is Hydra. Hydra is currently eating up the surviving tendrils of Leviathan.

>that insufferable faggot Cato Sicarius
why is he a faggot?

TTS Is the true canon

He is ambitious to a fault and treats normies like dirt.

>TTS
I CATO SICARIUS AM THE GLORIOUS LEADER OF THE SECOND COMPANY OF ULTRAMARINES.

The "major" hive fleets like Leviathan/Kraken/Behemoth are just the tiny scout fleets. The main body of the nid swarm is still in the intergalactic space outside of the Milky Way.

>Krieg sits in the most safe place in the galaxy

And yet the Mordia and Cadia get destroy in a blink in the most bitter end fights. Poor Kriegers

video games

Don't worry. Chaos will eat it too.

oh yea, let's have Sup Forums bait threads instead i sure love them faggot

I remember a short story from 3rd edition where a bunch of nobodies tried to create their own Super Space Marines, and how it all went horribly wrong and everyone involved either died or was abducted by hateful Nu-Marines to be tortured to death, it wasn't clear

The point is, though, that Super Space Marines are kind of dumb

Tau stronk.

I love them videa gaymes.
Let's have an angry joe thread instead.

>Tau
Fuck off, weeaboo

>weeaboo
Where do you think we are?

A place where xeno loving faggots like you are not welcome.

Fuck, i heard it INSIDE ME FOOKING HEAD

If nothing else, the Alfa Legion are top tier VAs.

Do the Super Marines have their own Centurions? This is important

No but they have their own dreadnoughts.

They have their weirdass Devastators that resembles Centurions.

Get stomped you mecha gypsies.

So a bunch of them jobbed already?

youtube.com/watch?v=eG82ruvH0jc
Cato Sicarius makes his entrance at 3:33

Just to make this vidya related, is it true the best 40K RTS is Soulstorm + Ultimate Apocalypse mod?

Peolpe tend to prefer Dark Crusade to Soulstorm here. I do appreciate the extra races. Never played the mod.

I understand that Soulstorm is loved by competitive players, because muh balance.
While the Dark Crusade is loved because of its story mode.

He's wearing 2nd company livery.

So I imagine the story advancements threw a spanner into the works for that Emperor TTS thing

clusterfuck

I guess but GET THAT FUCKER OUTTA MY HEAD