So, Sup Forums, I fucked up my penis...

So, Sup Forums, I fucked up my penis, and I won't be doing anything that requires standing or driving for a few weeks to avoid ripping sutures.

Any good finds on steam right now that you'd recommend?

picturing OP with a burger in one hand, drink in the other, just steering with his dick

Story. Now.

Ah, I remember the first time I fapped to loli. Godspeed OP you glorious winged faggot/

I'm trans and got drunk and tried to cut out my testicles like in those webms

Your only option is suicide.

Long story short, sounding and electricity aren't something you should try with diy materials.

I'm out of money for the next two birthdays and a christmas with the medical bills (no, parents are helping me, so not begging), so cheap game recommendations are welcomed.

Cool blogpost

>Long story short, sounding and electricity aren't something you should try with diy materials.
How did that require sutures? Was it something sharp?

C'mon, spill the beans. You know you want the anonymous Sup Forums screencap fame.

You know those erector metal bars?

Right above those red pentagon shapes?

Welp. Take more care, tard. My mom actually got brass shrapnel inside of her eye from a small electrical explosion. I have no idea how she didnt end up blind.

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Postal 2 is on sale

Yeah, what happened was I lubed up one and slid it inside my penis.

We had an electric toothbrush with a frayed cord that had wire sticking out, and I was horny and stupid.

I plugged it in, and touched the rod- in my penis- to the wires.

I woke up in an ambulance, with a paramedic trying not to laugh when I asked what happened.

why would you shove something like that in your dick and why would you electrify it, what the hell

Sorry, hit post before finished.

Apparently, the shock made me fall, and the rod fell halfway out mid fall, and then was jammed back in- hard- when I fell on my face.

So now I have a split urethra with electrical burns inside my penis. I have to take vicodin before I urinate.

.......please tell me you didn't really do this...

I had a girlfriend who introduced me to electroplay.

Thanks!

Wait, so, you stuck a metal rod up your dick and electrified it?
What?

... Can you make a thread on Sup Forums and show us your electrocuted phallus?

The good news is I'll be getting a catheter in as soon as they think it will be safe. Always wanted to try that, especially a 24 hour catheterization.

You poor bastard.

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Oh, you're in for a world of pain.

Imagining this makes me extremely uncomfortable

HAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

I'm just trying to imagine how you would even fit a metal pole inside your dick.

OMG I'M DYING I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOU LOLOLOL

You retard. You don't deserve those balls anymore. Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

Its fucking hilarious omg, I can think of several people who I would love this to happen to because of how stupid they are, lolol

lol, what a retard

Anyone else's dick really hurts right now?

This made me really hard

I can understand sounding, I can even understand E-stimming, but DIY with a fucking battery?

I'm sorry man, but this is next level retarded. There's a reason people use kits for this stuff, the only way this could have gotten any dumber is if you jammed a fork handle into your dick and then tried to joust a power socket.

Congratulations op. If true then this is probably the dumbest thing I've read anyone here do, including the guy from /k/ who filled shotgun shells with napalm.

What happened to him?

sweet jesus

why?

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jesus fuck my penis shriveled in fear just thinking about i

Well the theory is sound.

Have fun with that, I never want to experience pissing so painful that it floors me again, so I avoid doing stupid shit like this or anything that puts my balls and shit in danger.
That aside, Terraria is a great time waster for a cheap price.

Well I guess he was planning on eating them and that's why he wanted to burn off the fur. I wouldn't want to eat something scorched by napalm.

To be fair

technically so was OP's

So you can't fap, user?

I'd laugh, but it's not like I never did anything stupid in the fits of extreme horniness. If anything props to you for being creative and having the literal balls to actually go through with it.

BJLFJ-LTTDE-FFA8Q

human beings cant be this stupid

People like this fucking exist

thanks for making me laugh and love my penis tonight

Not the best of crops, but here's a cap

make it longer also add all op's post, thats newfag tier capping

if you want a screencap so bad here are all the relevant posts

So what are these? Big boy legos?