Finnish player joins your guild

>finnish player joins your guild

suomi perkele vittu

>he's autistic

giv finnish gf

>canadian joins guild
>guild dies 1 day later
>australian joins guild
>everyone has great time

You can sense the Sven's seething inferiority complex from this image.

>trades his MG for a Russian one as soon as possible

god damn shes cute

>finnish player join
>its a fucking chick again

KULMIKAS VITTUSAATANA

>Finnish player has joined
>Only one to finish

i'm sorry

>ywn have a finnish bf

>finds another finn in the guild
That is time when you leave the guild.

>implying based Finns aren't the best online players
I love you, Finnfags

>Finnish joins
>It's a divorced mother of three
Great "culture" you got yourself up there, Finland

hes the cutest girl

>tfw no fresh finn maymays

>south american shows up
>can hear chickens

>HEY! Only English in Guild chat!

>waiting for fresh maymays when the Finns are too busy stocking up on Frozen fish.
Give them a few months.

>Canadian joins
>audible sounds of beavers in the background

They were busy stocking up on frozen fish for few years.

>there's a secret Finnish sleeper agent in the guild

Not
>australian joins guild
>australian gets kicked out of guild the following day because most aussies are natural fucking assholes and no one likes them
????

>tell him to get on the mic
>there aren't Finnish agents in the guild anymore

B-but muh bantz m8, grow a thicker skin willya?

>American woman joins party
>she gets in an argument with her bf over cigarettes she left in the freezer to 'keep them fresh'

>Finnish player joins the guild
>Immediately gets drunk by mixing liquor and energy drink
>Starts sharing stories of attempted suicides

>mexican joins
>el sonidito starts playing in the background

>swedish joins the guild
>h-hello guys? anyone here likes ERP?

>masterxXxassassinPL joins the guild
>siema kto PL/hello who PL

Sosi hui, finske bydlo

>Finn joins a guild
>Incredibly skilled
>Flawless English
>Funny memes
>Starts teaching the rest of the guild his mysterious superior Mongol knowledge
>The quality of the whole guild increases
>Guild's PvP teams gain success never seen before
>Esports championship in a few months
>Go on Sup Forums to write a thread about it

>gurl joins guild
>instantly the chat is filled with people talking to her
>guild is in shambles in a week
>ppl get kicked for saying anything
>/g quit 2 weeks later

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Does he appreciate Sibelius?

I won't believe you. It's a meme. Unless your guild is full of 14 y.o.

>Then the Finn wakes up from his dream, laying in his sofa stinking of piss and vodka

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It 100% changes the dynamics of the guild when a gurl joins.

There's a specific type of girl that ruins guilds though. It's probably not every one.

You must be arabian

Name the type.

He basically means attention whores and those who act overly girly.

beta orbiters ruin guilds

The ones that attract orbiters

I was in a Sup Forums guild where a fin joined.
All he would do is grind by himself several hours a day, posting something in guild chat every now and then, then moaning like a baby when people start quitting the guild/game.

it doesn't matter what type of girl it is, beta orbiters usually end up shitting over everyone else for the attention of the girl

I don't think you've ever spoken to an Australian over the age of 15.

So... a girl?

That's every girl on the internet ever.

This. Stop being beta.

Don't try to pretend like it doesn't happen man, your white knighting has no power here.

This is the type pretty much.

Haistakaa vittu :Dd torille pojat

The only thing I'm doing here is trying to clear up your language from vagueness. If you're referring to a type of girl, be specific.

>Disliking a system that uses taxpayer money to raise kids of irresponsible people makes you an Arab now
What kind of djinn magic is this

>swedish guy joins the guild
>can hear his sister and single mother getting spitroasted by niggers in the background

Get out Sup Forums

why would you spread lies about Canadians?
Canadian are tip-top-tier players, will help run the clan website and keeping your meeting minutes.

Get a Canadian today!

>gf of some relevant guild member joins
>whatever.png
>turns out she's retarded, not surprising either
>starts being annoying but gets ignored
>ego erupts
>the days following she starts talking shit over some other members including his bf and gathering a small group of drones like if we wouldn't find out
>gets confronted, exposed and she and his little satelites get kicked for being noisy insufferable faggots
i miss my WoW pals, based boys

Post Spurdos.

You just described the whole western culture not finnish culture

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Have my freshest spurdo

America is not like that. No handouts there. That's why people shoot each other all the time.

>canada is friendliest place on earth
Will this meme die already

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Now you understand how annoying stereotypes are

>finn shows up in online game
>they are weeb as fuck

I never understood this
Why are so many finns weebs?

Nothing else to do when surrounded by snow

user nobody here is old enough to remember jaako

Finland is full of NEETS and even the normies are online 24/7.

Internet access is a human right in Finland lads

I did this, I am Finnish.

Not joking.

OK I was, it was a game of Chivalry
Didn't have energy drinks either
the excessive drinking was to kill myself

Living in Finland isn't very fun unless you get into something autistic, some people choose black metal and some people choose anime.

why not both?

N*rdic "people" are either mentally ill turbonormalfags or autist weebs

>join guild
>xD
>;)
>o/
>;D
>lol!!
i hate mmos

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you have no idea how lucky you are

o/

Norwegians are the Arabs of the north. They have all the oil for themselves

>captcha is Cairo

how dare you

>american in denial about his own country

I actually do like both but liking cute girls is something you have to do in secret among other bm fans. The two scenes should get along better though, they're both equally miserable and alcohol fuelled.

>russia

Share stories about encounters with Finns.

>Playing CS:GO on a friday
>ping unusually high on server
>It's a premade team of drunk as fuck finns
>instant finngolian mumbling all over the voice chat
>think to myself that it's a lost game
>Finns play with retarded strategies and we lose pistol
>on our first gunround finns suddenly start killing everything

We won 16-6. How is it that finns can steadily aim in cs when they're having a hard time talking even in finnish?

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pashol nahyi cyka xaxaxaxa

>tfw my black metal friends all enjoy My Little Pony
>anime is out of the question though
Nest question is why so many finns are into MLP? I just don't understand.

>mentally ill turbonormalfags
>when you're so deep into NEET "life"style that normal people are mentally ill to you

giv finnish gf

Because shooters are for retards to begin. Point-and-clickers, hurr durr. You can play them even drunk.

fug :DDD

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See, this is typical finnish strategy.

First few rounds may seem like clowning around and not giving a shit to the casual observer, but this is all a tactical ruse. It is to allow the opposing theme to show their mettle and strength and weaknesses, which the finns will use against them.

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Finnish language has evolved to compensate for heavy slurring due to being near-blackout drunk.
Have you ever seen a spastic do their weird swaying walk that somehow never ends up with them falling over? Finnish language is the linguistic equivalent of that - it's not efficient, but it is resilient.

>Finns
>Nordic

No, you uneducated turk.

Pretty much all Finnish males I've known have played CS at some point in their lives, it's easier for us than talking

thx u frend she liv hapy with me in usa now