Hey sis, I know you've murdered several people in cold blood...

>Hey sis, I know you've murdered several people in cold blood, brought forth a vampire invasion upon our capital and plotted my own assassination but all is forgiven lol tickle tickle give me a hug we're besties now

fucking REALLY, cdproject?

that's just what family does, man

sorry if your relatives all hate you

Prison ending is the best ending.

Who said she was pardoned?

that's how nobles work, it's not some civil servant position
only thing that matters is what matters for the reigning person

actually yeah, regret watching it out of impatience on youtube

no its shit, the best ending his the both die ending - syanna because she's a bloothirsty murderer and anarietta becuase she's a dumb cunt who refuses to acknowledge that

>hey sis how did you manage to find the only vampire in existence who had assburgers and threw a hissy fit when you dumped him?

>CDProject actually through the attack on city and ensuing linear combat gauntlet was so fucking good they had to force it on all players instead of allowing you to deal with the problem in 3 days
The thing that ruined B&W for me. Somehow they managed to rush and not finish it just like vanilla game's story.

thats the one I got. My only regret is that I didn't get to bang syanna

this. syanna wanted me to feel sorry for her but i told the bitch grow the fuck up and let it go but she refused.

I just reloaded and let Detlaff kill her. That way Regis doesn't become anathema to his kind and Syanna is taken care of. Next time Beauclair gets fucked up by some monsters they can't deal with, let's see them handle it on their own.

in their defense that segment where vampires attack the city was really fucking cool. Really made me wish for a proper Van Helsing game

>was really fucking cool
It wasn't. There's absolutely nothing "cool" about the combat in TW3, it has zero redeeming qualities and is a chore to play.

Then why you playing it?

I liked it. It was smooth and stylish. Its had problems sure like monsters being too passive and human enemies infinite blocking. Still fun

Because Sup Forums was shilling this slavmade Ubisoft game so much I had to see what's all the fuss is about. To be fair, B&W and HoS are much better than vanilla game which is pure trash, I'd even say HoS is legitimately great, but combat stays bad in DLCs as well. If anything, the spongyness of shirtless bandits goes above and beyond being simply retarded.

Unconditional love? Sure, when you're a kid you love your parents even if they rape you every day.

I fapped to her sex scene.

> Hated main game
> Bought both DLCs
> Even though he still hates the combat.

You're some weird combination of rich, bored, and stupid.

>get told you have three days to do a thing
>Anna Henrietta flips a tit because muh sister
>city gets a vampire assfucking
What's the point of hiring a well-known monster slayer when you don't listen to a single fucking thing he has to say about higher order vampires and what they're capable of? Fuck's sake, that little moment between finding Syanna and Beauclair getting ravaged nearly ruined the entire DLC for me.

>you have to be rich to afford a game

> You have to be poor to know not to waste money on something you don't like.

>spongyness
dude are you for real ? i hate so much for saying that phrase ,but you really have to """"git gud""""
late game is so easy that most humans die oneshot and strong monsters on 3 hits

THE QUEEN WHO'S NOT HERE TO PUT MEN IN CHAINS BURNS THEM ALIVE INSTEAD?