What am I in for?

What am I in for?

Crusader Kings II

Jews.

Friendship.

Game that got progressively worse and bloated, you're also expected to fund the ruining of the game

Loyalty.

Explain.

Incest

Jews.

Loads of expansion that add nothing but bloat to base game while late game still sucks.

fun

Genocide

Any tips for a beginner user? Started playing this game earlier this month and was enjoying it.

Faith.

A pretty simplistic game that seems complicated at first.

Roger a Muirebe

Start having kids

Strange fuckery.

Dont focus on conquering the world instead just enjoy the game and see the country develop

Glitterhoof.

Glory.

Actual historical events that happened in real life.

>map coloring book and interactive reading

sister wives

few people actually make it to late game though, most people play for 1-200 years on a cool playthru or some RP idea they had then they start a new campaign.

Or failing that an update or new DLC breaks your 500 year old save so you have to start fresh

Abysmal AI that trivializes the objectives of the game.

Border autism

good faps

wincest

>seduction event exclusive to characters you are not married to
>targeting your sister-wife
>christian interface
>religious head is the pope so not messalian
dirty console peasant

you mistook what's going on user, his sister wife is helping him seduce another woman

oh well ok then

possibly still (a stretch for) ironman with some religion flipping shenanigans then

Try out the AGOT mod even if you don't like game of thrones. It adds some pretty neat events to the game

I'll probably try it when the mod filesize limit is doubled or w/e it is

kinda wish paradox would do that as soon as they could instead of holding all the patch content until their dlc is released though

Why this stupid game has to be 40 euro.

Are mods worth it or should i pirate?

Buy the game, pirate the DLCs

easier to pirate the whole thing than the dlc separate

A week and a half of not knowing what most of the menus do

Watch Arumba's conclave tutorial to learn the basics of basics

Any good modpacks?
I've played this game vanilla and I want to switch it up.
I remember seeing a fantasy race pack, any good?

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Play on max speed. Nothing happens. Yoyr wife might have cucked you. The baby is a nigger. You believe it yours. Try and do something. Get law cucked by conclaves. Realize satan is the way to go. Sacrifice nigstard for more years in your shitty life.

In old versions you could marry your siblings if you seduced them first

but then you won't get Steam updates