Gf of one year

>gf of one year
>never mention video games, we have other things in common so I don't give two shits
>fast forward to last weekend
>she mentions how all her uni friends are playing LoL and how it seems pretty boring
>asks me if i am into it
>say no because LoL is shit
>asks what I play if I do
>"oh not much nowadays, I like older video games really"
>asks me to show her
>I put Resident Evil 1 on
>hand her the controller
>she dies 3 times in a row within a minute
>"please don't be offended but this is even worse than League, don't make me play this again"

bitch broke my heart Sup Forums

>expecting taste from someone who has played ASSFAGGOTS even once
You deserve this.

It's ok man, re1 was made for people that love video games... sounds like she doesn't really like them at all...from my experience just show the bitch katamari or Mario galaxy, you won't have to talk to her for hours on end.

Did you mention it was a survival horror game? Death is quite common if you fuck up.

Wow you sure are impressive telling us about your 'superior' taste in a game that came out before you were born and how 'le normie gf xD xD' didn't like it but reddit doesn't care so you come here with your sad bowling ball eyed frog looking motherfucker and your blogpost and your obvious 16 year old ass trying too hard to fit in with edgy 4Channers by shitposting like the rest of them. Fucking normies. Go back to school already for fucks sake.

>giving her an old game
>not giving her a retro-styled modern game or a full modern remake of a classic
You didn't think this through, OP.

So why is she a keeper if video games mean a lot to you

>Resident Evil 1.
No shit. Tank controls are garbage and aiming a gun is hilarious. I played the shit when it was current and it's completely unintuitive.
She should cuck you for opting for such a game.

Learn punctuation, underage faggot.

Because it's irrational to have the same vidya taste for relationship criteria.
Dude calm the autism, I'm 27 and my post wasn't edgy at all, unlike yours.