>gf of one year >never mention video games, we have other things in common so I don't give two shits >fast forward to last weekend >she mentions how all her uni friends are playing LoL and how it seems pretty boring >asks me if i am into it >say no because LoL is shit >asks what I play if I do >"oh not much nowadays, I like older video games really" >asks me to show her >I put Resident Evil 1 on >hand her the controller >she dies 3 times in a row within a minute >"please don't be offended but this is even worse than League, don't make me play this again"
bitch broke my heart Sup Forums
Nicholas Wright
>expecting taste from someone who has played ASSFAGGOTS even once You deserve this.
Henry Collins
It's ok man, re1 was made for people that love video games... sounds like she doesn't really like them at all...from my experience just show the bitch katamari or Mario galaxy, you won't have to talk to her for hours on end.
Juan Morgan
Did you mention it was a survival horror game? Death is quite common if you fuck up.
Oliver Butler
Wow you sure are impressive telling us about your 'superior' taste in a game that came out before you were born and how 'le normie gf xD xD' didn't like it but reddit doesn't care so you come here with your sad bowling ball eyed frog looking motherfucker and your blogpost and your obvious 16 year old ass trying too hard to fit in with edgy 4Channers by shitposting like the rest of them. Fucking normies. Go back to school already for fucks sake.
Brayden Foster
>giving her an old game >not giving her a retro-styled modern game or a full modern remake of a classic You didn't think this through, OP.
Carter Hall
So why is she a keeper if video games mean a lot to you
William Rogers
>Resident Evil 1. No shit. Tank controls are garbage and aiming a gun is hilarious. I played the shit when it was current and it's completely unintuitive. She should cuck you for opting for such a game.
Jeremiah Torres
Learn punctuation, underage faggot.
Brayden Thomas
Because it's irrational to have the same vidya taste for relationship criteria. Dude calm the autism, I'm 27 and my post wasn't edgy at all, unlike yours.
Michael Gonzalez
You fucked up, when she asked you what you played you should have put your penis in her hand and said "here's you controller, bro"
Daniel Green
Mentally deficient people should be taken out back and shot like the animals they are. Tank controls hold up fine and RE1 is still a great game by todays standards.
Carter Hill
Did your parents just tell you they were getting a divorce?
Ethan Robinson
surprised she didn't leave you on the spot for making her play such shit
Oliver Martin
Luckily, me and my girlfriend's tastes are pretty similar. Not just in video games, but most everything else.
Ian White
>tank controls are garbage
Jaxson Martinez
Use some fucking puctuation, you sperg.
Jace Russell
>Expecting a person who doesn't really play video games to enjoy a game like Resident Evil 1. wew
Jaxson White
I agree with this 2bh
Carter Harris
ITT: a bunch of jelly underaged virgins who weren't alive to see why resident evil was so ground breaking and important.
Brayden Scott
You have to play one to critique it. How else would your point be valid if you've never played it?
Kayden Diaz
Smmer fags is just a meme created by old fags to help weed them out. Fun fact: traffic doesn't change much in summer. It's the same retards you see all the time,faggot
Carter Green
>uni friends
She meant Chad Thundercock and his buddies from the football team Tyrone and Daquan mentioned they played LoL in passing before she let them each blow a load in her snatch while all your betacuck ass wants to do is play resident evil with her.
Face it OP you have shit taste in games and your gf is better off getting railed by college studs instead of an autistic frogposter like you.
Andrew Collins
That projection almost sounds plausible if not for a few things unfortunately: I live in a nigger-free country, she goes to a female-only uni and I am chad.
Josiah Taylor
>here, play this extremely slowly paced game with stiff robotic controls and laughable story and character exposition I would be disappointed too.
RE1 was trash 20 years ago and the series is still trash now. Action game with tank controls? Get the mother of fuck out of here.
Chase Flores
>people go to uni and still play child games
Country?
Evan Evans
>how to lie on the internet
Your gf doesn't even exist. Post pics or GTFO.
>inb4 bloo bloo I don't have to prove it waaah
Turbovirgin.
Xavier Perez
>you have to eat shit to know if it's shit
American education
Xavier Butler
>RE is bad meme
Ryder Myers
Once you gain several hundred hours of videogames in your life, you can pretty much judge the game fairly by a gameplay video or demo.
Jordan Richardson
>the average f2p tf2 player can automatically judge any game by sight alone more tens of thousands of hours
Nathan White
>tens of thousands of hours Kek, maybe in the days before broadband internet
Josiah Price
No RE1 has been fucking awful ever since RE2 was released and then it was made even worse with the release of REmake which is objectively the better version to play and forget about RE1 for forever.
Connor Thompson
>food analogy
Oliver Campbell
I once tried to play Halo 1 with a girl. I asked if she wanted to play with me or against me. She said against me (ehh okay).
She couldn't even hit me if I stood still in front of her. So I spend a while just jumping around her character shooting her every couple seconds.
Samuel Clark
>show my girlfriend crystal chronicles >she loves it and we play the shit out of it >show my girlfriend dragon's crown >she loves it and we play the shit out of it >give her pokemon blue and I use pokemon red >we complete pokedex together and battle >do the same for gold and silver >show her demon's souls >it's too hard so she watches me play >then asks to watch me play dark souls after
Vidya girlfriend is best possible girlfriend
William Phillips
This. My gf doesn't play so much but she has good taste in both games and film. Feels great not to be dating a moron
Zachary Gray
Well the reason you like the game so much is nostalgia. She clearly never experienced it herself back in the day, so can't feel nostalgic to it.
Xavier Miller
Where are the video games?
Owen Green
>that one guy with the backpack who got memed when he ran at the back of the car
Loving every laugh.
Landon Lewis
Wife doesn't play anything that requires timing or reflexes, only civ.
Tyler Jenkins
>>hand her the controller >>she dies 3 times in a row within a minute Women in charge of anything in a nutshell
Dominic Ramirez
Are you retarded?
Ethan Gutierrez
Just be happy she at least gave it a go and that you can be in a relationship with someone who has different hobbies to you.
Jackson Robinson
are you retarded?
Mason Murphy
*record scratch* yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. Well, to tell you that, we have to go back to the beginning...
Daniel Walker
>Resident Evil 1 Shit taste dude, hope she cucks you, but this is all make believe anyway so whatever.
Kayden Powell
I see so many assholes try to get into relationships with people who have the exact same boring fucking hobbies as one another when the best thing about dating someone is experiencing something they enjoy that's new to you. Although I don't expect someone like you to understand that.
Christian James
TIme to go gay :/
Justin Clark
Not mention its survival horror and being so new that you put on literally shitty survival horror game. KYS faggot and put on Silent Hill or parasite eve.
Parker Adams
>RE1 is worse than LoL
She's not wrong, though to be fair it's only by a narrow fucking margin. You both have awful taste and this is a sign you are clearly meant for each other, congratulations.