So user, I heard you had a pitch for the new fallout game

So user, I heard you had a pitch for the new fallout game.
Go on, don't be shy.

Tim Cain as game director.

Says here in your resume that you refused to preorder Skyrim and Fallout 4

Care to explain?

florida

Well, first of all, we get rid of all the voice acting. Then, since you want a generic post-apocalypse game, we move the timeline to around 50 years after the bombs fell, so the game makes sense.

without Bethesda salary I can't afford glorious Bethesda game

I afraid I don't know who that is.

Florida for giant gators/crocs/snakes also swampy area.
Alaska for winter and god knows what mutations did to the cold animals there
Michigan or Hawaii is alright

Fallout, but with more skyrim

Alright, hear me out Todd:
You make a teaser for next E3, real ominous and vague looking, you don't even know what it is until 30 seconds in, when you see the iconic Fallout vault close. Then, a catchy one-word title appears below the closed vault, something like "Geiger". Pause for effect, then about 5 seconds after revealing the title, the text "THE FALLOUT CARD GAME" appears below it.
I can't possibly see a way that this could backfire.

Well I've never player a Fallout game but I have you considered adding a waifubait character?

Post rare Todds

Fallout 4 Special Deluxe Edition for the PS4 Pro and XboxX. Be sure to preorder.

Set 30 years after the bombs in the ruins of Toronto, you're part of the shattered and irradiated remains of a Canadian resistance cell.

Woah man, never seen that one before. Starting off strong. Can I download that Todd?

Takes place in the ruins of New York. A 100% urban area.

Okay. Here I go. How about we give it away for FREE

Fallout 3: new vegas 2

give it to Obsidian

I torrented Fallout 4 a week after it came out and again when both DLC's came out. I've definitely got my worth out of it even if I paid nothing.
Thanks Todd

I want to make Fallout New Vegas 2

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Fallout: uninstaller
with season pass, of course

Not sure how rare this one is but there ya go

Lol I wish he is just gonna keep making shitty open world single player games

Only in exchange for a todd of equal rareness

Toddposting is the final reason I live life.

okay so it's fallout
but good

sooooooooo,
not fallout then

/thread

No, I had a pitch for an Elder Scrolls mobile cash cow.

>Elder Scrolls mobile cash cow
Gotta call it Skyrim or the normies will be confused

Yeah. Remaster fallout 1 and 2 using Gamebryo.
and do a really shitty job

Fallout Tactics: Remastered. No one will complain about shitting on the lore, because it's already been done. No one will complain about crap gameplay because it's already been done. The only issue people will have is the SJWs who will inevitably complain that the post-apoc tribals are parodies of First American Nations even though there is nothing to link the two beyond the racist "Me Am Big Cow, Chief Who Speak Like This" preconceptions which is inherently racist to link in the fist place rendering the point moot beyond the inevitable twitter arguments.

Hawaii

Fallout but it's a platformer where you level up and collect shoes

Well, since it would be all 2D assets it doesn't have to be chained to Skyrim but whatever, it's Todd's game.

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>hey im gonna play some elder scrolls
>what game is that user
>it the game with the dragonborn
>oh that game is called skyrim user not elder scrolls
Fucking normies

私のゲームを購入する

>Hawaddo Toddo

I've bought Skyrim 5 times already Todd. I need a little break

Fallout 4 but good
[Spoiler] and made by obsidian [/spoiler]

मेरा खेल खरीदें

make it free

Uh, Mr Howard, I was thinking we could maybe g-give more player freedom when it comes to c-choices, and make a-an interesting s-s-story...

Make it a F2P MMO with microtransactions.

Is that Scatman John?

Thanks for the fallout game white boy

Hey user,
How much can you bench?
If you can beat me and my bros in a lift off, Obsidian can make the next Fallout!

You play as Bodd Gloward, because I think we really should just streamline the experience and remove character customization.

Bodd is the handsomest, and tallest, man in the wasteland. He fights all the deathclaws and wins.

Hey I hear a bunch of smacking noises and girls moaning.
What's going on in here man?

First of all, I think we should replace all dialogue choices with emojis. In fact, all interactions should be represented with easy-to-understand facial symbols.
Second of all, I believe that having to find the quest-giver is merely a hindrance to gameplay. I propose that the main character finds a holotape at the beginning of the game, which loads up all of the quest markers into his map.
In fact, why even write quests for the player? If everybody's playthrough is the same, it's boring. My team has been working on a random quest generator, and I think we've come up with a solution. The basic format is "find [item/person] and bring [to me/to randomly picked location] to receive [random item with random attributes]."
I think the game should be designed episodically, as well. Every 6 months we will release a new section of the map for players to explore. If they preorder one section, they will receive extra experience points for leveling up.
Which brings me to my final point: leveling. Having to choose your perks and skills is an outdated system, so I believe the player should simply receive the perk assigned to their new level. Whereas before we had the "skill tree," this system would be the new, modernized "skill road."

Jamal stealing is not okay

Scary thing is this is probably the future we're heading towards...

>yfw this is actually how fallout 5 turns out

I'm playing a porn mod on the newest release of Skyrim.