People on Sup Forums actually buy and play shovelware mobile phone games

>People on Sup Forums actually buy and play shovelware mobile phone games

Even ORIGINAL gameboy games are better than ANY mobile phone game you can think of.

>people on Sup Forums actually watch One Piece
Blows my fucking mind.

There's not much else to do at work and I'm not childish enough to bring a handheld out in public.

What are emulators?

Oh yeah just play anything other than a slow ass rpg with touch screen buttons what could possibly go wrong

If I wanted to play Pokemon over again, I would just complete the look with a giant pacifier and diaper while I'm at it

There's no physical feedback and your thumbs cover the screen, making precise actions difficult and annoying to do. There's some RPGs and DS games but unless it's something like Phoenix Wright, something as simple as navigating a menu is still obnoxious to do. I'd rather go home and play my handheld games with actual handheld controls rather than give myself a headache emulating something on my phone.

>People on Sup Forums actually [blank]
OH MY FUCKING GOD

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fuck off dude i neee to get my fishing level up and I'm not at home and don't own a laptop

Most phone games are better suited to being played on your breaks. Can't get shit done in most console / handheld games.

Give me good mobile games.
I like Pixel Dungeon but I'm so bad at it I never got further than level 19 so yeah.

>people on Sup Forums watching Chinese cartoons at all

>buy and play
I just play FE:Heroes, which is F2P unless you're rich or autistic. I did buy some orbs since I've played since the start, figured I could give the developers some money to incentivize them to keep going. Only play a little a day, get rewards, maybe roll for someone, do the new hard maps or whatever. It's fun and most of the girls are cute

I spend about 100-150 a month on mobile games because you know I'm not a poorfag like OP

What do you watch, user?

Good goy.

Play as a battlemage.
Also, try buriedbornes and delver.

Right? Real men READ One Piece.

he's right lads. watching one piece is like enjoying new drahonball in the current year

seriously disgusting.

Mobile games aren't all gatchashit. Show me a gameboy game better than Cytus.

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I wasn't kidding. One Piece anime looks like shit compared to the manga.
>google Borsalino kick at Shabondy Archipelago after reading that arc, just to see how it looks animated
>artstyle is less detailed (as expected), animation looks clunky and slow (the guy literally talks about kicking at the speed of light ffs)
Never ever. Also Luffy sounds like a little girl, what the fuck? He's supposed to be a 20 or so young man.

>he watches the dub

Right now I'm watching Twin Peaks and rewatching Spice and Wolf.

It was in japanese with english subs. I assumed that was the original???

>Even ORIGINAL Gameboy games are better

Wow dude, original Gameboy games were pretty fantastic, don't compare them to mobile trash.


Honestly though, I wouldn't mind mobiles taking over the market completely, if the games, controls, and processing power were capable of delivering a satisfying experience, and if the App store was just full-on clean-slated - purged from million of shovelware and advertisement filled garbage.

OH WHOOPS, that would never happen.

It's mostly sad gambling addicts addicted to trying to buy a jpeg of their waifu.

While I agree the only real use for phones in gaming is emulation for a quality gaming experience, its not a good on-the-go experience as these are usually games designed around the idea of being played by little children or people with alot of time, not working adults.

Anything that makes you take long trekkes or questlines to complete something and requires being actively involved in it to progress is not suitable as a phone game as the number one action people do with a phone is turn it on and off every 10 seconds.