Who is the most manly video game character?

Who is the most manly video game character?

>gets murdered in the opening scene
>gets body invaded by the real world
>literally a walking husk controlled by the holy spirit
>gets tortured for hours
>successfully destroys an empire with the aid of a dragon
>successfully destroys the rebels to the empire with the aid of a dragon
>ends up carrying out their wishes once he understands what the towers mean
>kills an ancient networked hivemind that is determined to suppress the human race for the rest of eternity
>cucks the ancient civilization by having their greatest creation fall in love with him and pursue him for the rest of eternity

>best knight in a kingdom known for how great its knights are
>set off to make a kingdom because he was so powerful
>builds his throne room right above the gate to Hell so he could beat up any demon that crawled out
>successfully romanced one of the embodiments of Darkness
>romanced her so well that she is carrying out his will many years later
>owns seven pets, at least three of which are colossal, magical tigers
>leapt into Hell when he decided that he had enough of its shit
>still isn't fully corrupted when you fight him years later

>see new character get released
>kinda miss playing granblue fantasy
>realize there is probably someone boring himself to death trying to get any sort of weapon out of luminera right fucking now

i guess it's better this way

also i should add

>new

i find it really stupid how they are turning every single fucking NPC or summon into a playable character, at this point i kinda expect tiamat,celeste and fenrir to become one at some point

kled

>foxy grandpa

It's okay, light is shit now so only masochists are grinding Chev.

+999 BRV

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I wouldn't call that manly. There's something feminine about it. Can't put my finger on it.

Vane

Looks fishy to me

maybe he has a manly hairy vagina haha

>10/10 body and face ruined by that ugly tattoo

Did you even have to ask?

wouldnt that be funny haha

>finally a sexy male summer variant
>it's SR and it's Ganda, not even worth using as an alternate outfit
Why does Granblue hate penis?

I have to ask, what game?

Lynel.

Mayor Haggar.

Buy his game

Zangief shits manlier protagonists than what this thread has to offer.

Meowser Jr, obviously
total bully-OTP with Kamek btw
it's canon because drawing pictures of it makes it so

Dozer and coach are better

damn boy that centaur is SWOLE

>Buy his game
>Game is free

Your mom.

Excellent taste user. Jr is a total cutie.

>muh oversized fatguys

What do you think about it?

Toobes.

It's alright. I just wish Darius' road was finished since it's the first boy I went for and eventually hit a "To Be Continued :^)" cockblock wall. Spencer's route was cute.

Gary from pokemon. He's alpha all the way

>play every route
>every character has his downs
>even chester who is the vidua husbando has a terrible temperament and his brother is a cuck
>play spencer route
>perfection in everyway

I want a spencer

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>spencer
>good

He has a feet and musk fetish

>not created for combat and not even designed to wield a weapon yet gets good on his own enough to defeat E model in direct fight and only gets defeated by a veteran who fought him before and learned his tactics
>each story mission only succeeds because he dealt the decisive blow to the enemy while managing to keep his partner safe
>shoves the missile into the throat of a giant aquatic mecha, slams his flight unit into another powerful robot, hacks then creates a big-ass junk fist and bashes the antagonist with it
>so dangerous if kept unchecked they needed to give him his own walking failsafe
>loses programmed reasons to fight, still desperately fights for a girl he loves even knowing her true identity, doesn't fear death at all and just wonders about her safety and mental condition
>goes nuclear when she dies
>instead of being a pussy just goes on a rage-fuelled genocide crusade killing combatants and machine children alike, can deny mercy killing and mocks his enemies, makes his opponents scream from pain with a special chip
>makes it all the way to the lair of antagonist but so shocked by final revelation it makes him question his entire life, manages to find peace with himself
>struggled so hard simple support pods gained consciousness from looking at his misfortunes

haha
i'd let me smother me with it

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No joke, it really was a coming of alpha story.

Nothing's manlier than an economic genius and a good brother!

>who is the most manly character
>everyone posting manlets
when will they learn?

posting king of thickness himself.

I know you just wanna post more Draphs OP.

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>master mummy will never sit on your face

They're better written than spencer plus their routes are more interesting

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>that art
No thanks

They're terrible

Just play it

No means no.

Obligatory orc post

it hurts............IT HURTS

There's literally nothing wrong with CM's artstyle.

Game?

t. cursedmarked himself
we all know you're shilling your shit vn here

>le mary sue wolf
No.

Who do you like then?

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>le daddy bear
Terrible taste

I knew I smelled one of my niggas in here

I WANT A BOYFRIEND

fuck off retard

Extracurricular activities
Kinda shit art but good writting

Give it a try

>tfw I have dozer's same temperament and backstory

Normally I hate edgy designs, but something about Reckless Fist really strikes my fancy.

You're the worst husbando then

Objectively false

God forbid at least one option is a nice guy with no damning qualities or dark past haunting him. Sometimes a nice Gary Stu is just what you need in a husbando.

>boring
>talks about his friend all the time
>just likes trees

>gay dancer at a club
>good

Its me.

>tfw no blind, beautiful, and bulletproof boyfriend
why even live tbqfh

>Is great english teacher
>Loves poems
>writes books
>coaches tennis
>loves buffets
>loves comedy movies
Get tastes

He actually has a character with flaws plus his route actually feels like a genuine college relationship, he has almost less than half of Spencer's route completion wise and manages to be more interesting if you bother playing around with choices and dialogue

bj blazkowicz

Did someone blow up your school too

He literally was so amazing that he made an embodiment of evil and corruption in to a pure and loyal waifu.

Orcs are good

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His friend can be real off putting

>his friend was a terrible show
This
He even puts you on cam while you're with him

What the fuck is his problem?

panzer dragoon saga

oh.

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This is your tank for this dungeon. Say something nice about him.

Probably wants a 3 way

darius a shit

>shilling a free game

The game is free though?

"could i stand behind you and your big shield?"

the mayor himself, of course

I want to bury my face in his chest.

That's part of what makes the route interesting, figuring out what their relationship is/was what your relationship dynamic is with him and dozer now that everyone is buddy buddy over the phone how you deal with the sexual tension in the triangle etc

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t.. Spencer

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Yeah but not the full one. Just missing one or two days

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No Challenge

This is your Pokemon for tonight.