This map is a joke

This map is a joke.
Discuss.

No worse than Dustbowl

git gud

every overwatch map is a joke. game is a stale unbalanced mess

While it's the worst of the bunch, they're all long hallways with chokepoints every 30 feet.

>Not Eichenwald
>Not Horizon Lunar Colony
>Not Hollywood

What's wrong with this one?

Overwatch maps have terrible, terrible design.

Temple of Anubis has such horrendously designed chokepoints that even Orisa can hold her own on them when defending. The attackers have to go through such complete bullshit to push forward.

It's pretty shit, like all the other 2CP maps.

not quite, Horizon is up there for the worst.

>next to no cover for the attackers to advance forcing barrier wars
>space gimmick is barely used, limited to a poor flank route outside the map
>the final control point is like 6 feet away from the spawn, meaning that the point can be suddenly stalled by high mobility heroes at any moment when they respawn

It's almost impossible to get the second point if you have cheese heroes on defense

oasis and horizon lunar colony are the worst maps in the game bar none

you are correct, OP.

Overwatch is a joke.
Discuss.

They're all chokepoint simulators

make pharmercy canon

Every Overwatch map is a fucking joke.

Gigantic has 10 times better level design tbqh. No idea about paladins but it's not like its hard to beat Overwatch

only if both of them are futa

This game is a joke.

Agree with this.
I wish the TTK was a bit lower in gigantic, though. I love every part of it, the daily quest cards with little quotes are beautiful, but the gameplay just isn't entirely there.

Gigantic isn't even an Overwatch clone, it's a Smite clone

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This couch is horrible

every map is a fucking joke

its worse than Brink and that game died in 3 days because it was a confined meat grinder with only 2 usable weapons.

>Spawn literally right beside second point
>Mega health pack right below second point
>Two ways in on opposite sides for easy stall
>Fucking retarded ass alcove in the back that a shield generator can be placed in with no easy to destroy
>Easy fucking choke to hold as defenders

Man, Overwatch is shit but this is somehow worse

tpbp

>Pharah's home map
>ridiculously low skybox

every single assault map sucks try and prove me wrong
pro tip:you can't

>have to go through such complete bullshit to push forward.
>impossible to get the second point if you have cheese heroes on defense
are you retarded, it's not exactly like hanamure where there is only 1 choke and a little window for mobile chars, there are 3 points of entry, and mobile chars can go over the top, then from tose points of entry you can move to the other directions.
Just get a rein in the middle moving slowly with flankers taking out key targets it;'s an easy point to take.
I have carried my team with a zen alt to annihilate the defenders before.

What's with the fucking noses

Check the filename for your answer

Hanamura is worse dude

This game is a joke. No discuss.

this whole game is a joke

>Overwatch map "design"
>Only exists to let shitters hop on Torb/Sym

All the maps in Overwatch are chokepointy as fuck. Say what you will about Paladins but they don't fall into that trap most of the time.

Overwatch maps are essentially 3ish different pathways to an objective.

There, done, GOTY me already.

Anubis is fine. Out of the original maps, only Volskaya is truly awful.

However, Oasis and Lunar Colony are on a new level of shit.

Eichenwald is fine.

I haven't formed an opinion on the elimination maps yet, they are pretty forgettable.

why?

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Oasis is shit.

agreed, the game is all style and no substance

No map in OW is designed well, they all have worthless space and dumb chokepoints that retards enjoy

Only the library area on Oasis is tolerable. The other two are awful.

What the fuck is the purpose of his house? Roleplaying?

>tfw the only hero I'm good at is Bastion because I can reliably self heal

Something about Overwatch really makes me a poor player. I just can't perform reliably despite having owned the game since launch.

I have no fucking idea. No real point in going in there unless you need a health pack. I could see if the house gave you a nice line of sight into the choke but it really is useless.

There are several self-healing heroes though, all of them better than Bastion.

Pharmercy is shit

its there so the friendly mercy can afk on the bed with their genji while the rest of the team dies to the choke over and over

>perfect place to have the top walkway connect
>dont bother because every map has to be no fun 1 choke bullshit

why are blizzard so fucking bad at A) level design and B) balancing

their dev teams consist of 80% artists and the rest people that have no idea what they are doing and only got hired because they are a minority
and jeff

this is my pet peeve, most of the maps have little offshoots and dead ends that don't provide any advantages or alternate routes
its like they would have had a shit ton of alternate routes but the map designers were told about the 6-man teams and having that many paths would require some effort to defend so you gotta cut that shit out
there could be a tunnel under that spot right infront of anoobis' attacker spawn that goes up into the bazaar area but nope, have that one massive gate to spam through

Joke map for a joke game reeeee normies

*unzips dick*

As true as it gets.

There are only 3.5 maps in the main game. Each game type plays exactly the same. Deathmatch's one map offers more variety than all the 2CP, KotH, payload, and hybrid maps.

And they all suck

overwatch is weird because it's an online shooter where the worst part of the gameplay is the actual shooting bit.