Stop giving this fat fuck your money

Stop giving this fat fuck your money.

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4.1 billion is nothing I make that in a day

Why? Steam is a good platform for buying games and Dota is probably the best game ever made.

>Newells net worth = $4.1b USD

>Bill Gates just made a $4.1b USD donation to a yet unconfirmed source

Opening nominations to label $4,100,000,000 USD a "Newell"

Aye

I dunno FFX is probably better

>387278128
>FFX
>good
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FFX is more linear than FF XIII

Half life 3 never will come.

Bullshit

>Ho, the year is 2020, July 3rd
>As with every year E3 has come and gone with some hit and miss, TGS approaching fast, PAX has been disappointing, JumpFesta had nothing to show, as usual.
>Lo and behold, suddenly, every Steam user online receives a pop up message with a link to Steams twitch channel
>Founders of Steam standing in a line on a stage, nobody in the audience

>Left to right, each founder holds up a hinged sign, blank on the outside
>Is this a joke.jpg?
>For an hour, they stand motionless, holding these signs
>Lights dim, only furthers left founder is illuminated

>The outer hinged sign is dropped
>HOLY SHIT! IT SAYS TEAM FORTRESS 3
>Rest of the founders, one by one are illuminated
>Everyone drops their signs as the light hits them
>Each one announcing a continuation.

>Can they really be doing this?
>Of all of the times, why now?
>No way. It's happening.
>For years we waited.
>In order from left to right
>Reading the signs; they say Portal 3, Left For Dead 3, Counter Strike Galactic Offensive
>Millions of people tuning in to the stream
>Even Dota 3 gets an "In development," sign. Valve labels it "The Black Box"
>Deaths by the millions when there is no sign for Half Life Three

No, and hell no !

>Even Gabe got laid and had kids while you're still a virgin and dirt poor so can't raise kids if you wanted to

L O D S

Now this is the best possible outcome, honestly.

>Gaben is richer than Trump

>Gabe Newell not rolling on stage
I miss those

Excellent baits, you got 'em lads.

>Harvard university
>Drop out
Why does this always happen?

If he puts the surge on for 20 bucks ill be giving him some money. Fucks to be you faggot

Because they spend their entire time working on on some project,

Why?

He's the main reason why PC gaming exists in the first place. Based Gaben is PC MASTER RACE JESUS.

Why go to a expensive private university if you aren't gonna get a degree?

Can I has money?

>He's the main reason why PC gaming exists in the first place

For connections and the opportunities that jump start you into your career without needing to finish your degree because it would be a waste of time

Because at expensive private universities you get something more valuable than education: connections. People go in, study for a few years, make connections with other powerful/rich people, then drop out to pursue their personal projects without having to spend the full amount on a 4-year degree.

Maybe he wanted to do both and just couldn't find time ? also just saying you went to harvard gets you some name.

yes. gabe should have stayed at microsoft where he would make 4billion dollars as a programmer.

Go back to Sup Forums, Bill gates

DRM Satan more like. You can PC game without his shitty site. GoG is a good start.

Why not? Gabe Newell is a great guy that's always working in the gamers best interest!

Steam is DRM free. You just click on the game and it works.

Half of what GoG peddles is steam keys you dunce

My worst nightmare is thinking one day steam will be gone and i will lose all my games.

People drop out if they have something better to do. Gabe dropped out to start working at Microsoft when it was still relatively knew, he left Microsoft a millionaire and started Valve with the money. He would have stayed at Harvard otherwise.

No one is asking why he didn't stay at Microsoft, they're talking about why he didn't stay at university.

That fuck has more money than Donald Trump.

giv money

Just for you user.

>E3 2012
>Valve is scheduled to be the first company on the very first day of E3
>The auditorium is huge, there are hundreds of people waiting for the next Valve hit
>Lights dim, as usual
>Helicopter noises are heard overhead
>Suddenly the roof opens to reveal 4 helicopters carrying Gaben, in a scene alike that of Metal Gear Solid 3 but with a denser Shagohod
>One of the metal wires snap under the tension, the others follow
>Gaben falls with the impact of a small meteor, obliterating the stage
>Gets up, dusts off his clothes, picks up the smashed remains of a microphone, coughs once
>"Hello Valve fans..."
>2 hours of Steam's popularity, some slight jabs at Origin
>Blatant hints about something big coming up
>"Well, I hope you enjoyed our time, see you next year!"
>Everyone was expecting something huge, some people don't even clap
>Gaben picks up a sheet of paper from the stage's rubble
>"Oh, here it is! I had something to tell you, actually..."
>"We are releasing Half Life 3, uh, next week, actually..."
>The crowd goes wild, Gaben looks solemnly at them, then smirks
>"Exclusively for the Nokia NGage system!"
>Claps stop, some people laugh
>A gameplay video starts rolling in the background and booth babes start distributing HL3 cartridges to the still crowd
>Gaben pulls out a grapple gun and shoots upwards, where the helicopters still await
>The flying machine struggles and screeches under the weight, something blows up and it goes down in a fireball
>More cables are set around Gaben, as the crowd notices this was no joke
>Helicopters struggle to get him out, while he flails around in a laughing fit

>E3 2012
>Gaben approaches the stage
>people fainting, exsanguinating through their mouths, shitting all over the floor and each other
>"We are pleased to announce..."
>Building bursts into flames
>"A new hat for Team Fortress 2."
>Convention center collapses in on itself, a second holocaust occurs, Will Smith releases a new album

Kek

HOLY CRAAAAAAAAP HE IS RICHER THAN DONALD AND THE CREATOR OF ZOEY 101
>must spread info

>Gaben at E3 2011
>doesn't announce Ep 3
>fans are so mad they put him in a rocket with the sun as its course
>rocket lifts off
>the earth follows the rocket
>scientists all over the world find out earth was actually a moon orbiting Gaben
>rocket is closing in on the sun
>sun swallows Gaben and earth
>Gaben's fat fuels the sun for an extra 10 billion years

>Gabe crawls his way on stage, his feeble legs too inadequate to support his massive weight
>assistant takes mic off of its stand and hands it to the floorbound Gabe
>"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce episode 3..."
>crowd begins cheering
>"...of our new Team Fortress 2 cartoon! Only on Cartoon Network!"
>cheers turn to jeers
>audience begins swarming the stage
>Gabe merely laughs as the puny mortal approach his glorious mass
>Gabe unhinged his jaws and begins devouring the enraged audience
>the whole fiasco is deemed the best moment of E3

Networth is all your assets minus liabilities faggot

its not an assessment of profit, personal income or anything but the value of the company

...

>Gabe slithers on stage
>Announces that HL3 will be released this year as long as nothing happens to him
>Crowd is pleased and people start dancing to a live band while Gabe brings out a dancer to perform for him
>He is displeased with her and drops her through a trap door and only her screams are heard
>People continue dancing until Luke Skywalker arrives and demands that Gabe free Han and Chewie

Telling "Gaymers" to stop being cucks. HA, good one.
never gonna happen

>Gabe rolls on stage
>Announces that Valve has not yet started any work on Half Life Episode 3
>Small man in crowd in green shorts and a black wife beater gets pissed and jumps on stage to try and kick Gabe's ass
>Gabe tries to say something and the man just punches him in his mouth
>Gabe's pants fall down around his ankles and while he's trying to pull them up, the man is repeatedly punching him in the stomach
>Gabe goes down
>Mario comes out and counts to ten then declares it to be a knockout

>didn't even bother to make new games anymore
>only a dota 2 card game to milk more money from dotards

LUL