Are you excited for Death Stranding?
JOOST CONFIRMED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
William Clark
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Daniel Smith
>Joostposting
>In 2017
Cringe
Lincoln Cox
Gab is cute! CUTE!
Oliver Miller
Oh
FUCK
Someone post the add where the joost is dancing and trying to sell us shoes or something
Angel Wood
no.
Brayden Rodriguez
Somebody buy me one, thanks.
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Juan Sanders
what do you even do
Robert White
If you don't want to fuck Joost you are literally homosexual.
Camden Cox
First she needs to learn how to fucking play games.
Samuel Morales
>ywn have a threesome with Joost and Gab both licking their tongues up and down your hard cock
Gabriel Richardson
Bitch on the right lookin like the joker nigga nah nigga I'm good nigga nah
Brandon Bennett
At least she's trying.
We all started out that bad user. There's no point in shaming someone if they're trying to improve.
Brody Parker
Who's the girl with the lazy eye?
Sebastian Jackson
Hideko Kojima post hormones and surgery. Why do you think Konami fired her?
Hunter Gomez
>all we know is there will be characters who look like celebrities
No I'm not excited.
Austin Richardson
She should do BLACKED.
Xavier Barnes
Wrong, you're just too lazy to read about everything we've been told.
>Death Stranding Trailers, Interviews, Videos
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>Death Stranding Concept Art & Models
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>Images of The Death Stranding Easter Eggs from HZD
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>Kojima confirms he reads the Death Stranding Fan Theories
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Kevin Moore
Friendly reminder that Tommy Leet was quite literally /ourguy/.
Gabriel Rogers
Why is she so perfect?
Charles Watson
*kiss*
Mason Williams
she doesnt have a lazy eye, but she does have 2 different colored eyes.
Jaxson Hernandez
>Joostpost too hard
>Get shot in real life
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Noah Campbell
She is so god damn adorable, only LP'er I enjoy watching and she always plays Horror games
Jace Allen
>words
>fog
>concept art
literally nothing
Isaiah Thompson
Would you eat your own jizz and shave your eyebrows off for Stef-sama, Sup Forums?
Joshua Edwards
her commentary is so fucking dull
Gavin Allen
If she turns out to be the playable female character I'm dropping the game
I got my can full of her ugly horseface in MGSV.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I'm honestly considering suicide knowing that Stefanie will never fall asleep in my arms or tell me that she loves me. I truly see no reason to keep going on. Everytime I'm about to end it I get so scared and wimp out.
Asher Harris
>Dem nasty ass yellow teeth
Exercise some hygiene you disgusting whore.
William Bell
What does Kojima see in her?
She is the spitting image of Chandler's horsefaced girlfriend from FRIENDS.
Ayden Gray
her eyes are weird
James Foster
>walk into Joost thread
>faggots, bitter roasties, and basement dwellers with shit taste all come out of the woodwork at once every time
Never change, Sup Forums.
Brody Russell
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Blake Gonzalez
>everyone who doesn't like this thing that I like is a loser or ugly or a woman
Only a true loser could think like this.
Jeremiah Jones
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Gavin Russell
Stopping hyping or excited for kojimbo production since all the psp shit right after 3.
Aaron Phillips
I wouldn't mind holding her hand
Isaiah Cox
Mate I think she's a nice girl and even I was dping this once but it's been 2 fucking years this obsession is unhealthy
Dylan Hernandez
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Jonathan Johnson
just autists spamming the thread because they don't like it
Parker Kelly
You got fired so you drowned your sorrows in booze.
Jeremiah Wright
You know what really bugged me about PT? A lot of that shit that the radio said was true about me at the time. I was fired from a job and became an alcoholic, my girlfriend at the time got a job as a cashier and was barely supporting us, I was having mental health issues and even considered buying a rifle at one point. (for self defense, because I was paranoid about being robbed)
I know it's a cold reading technique, that's all it is, obviously the game wasn't talking ABOUT ME, but it scared the fuck out of me at the time. I can't explain to you the sensation of living through that kind of coincidence. It's a feeling that you can only understand once you have gone through it.
what chilled me the most was this
This error is actually very rare in the game, not a lot of people online ever reported seeing it, but it popped up in my game, only once, during my first play-through. PT still scares me to this day.
Matthew Walker
Hey, it's ugly losers, women, or homosexuals. Get it right. Doesn't help that it's the same petty shit each thread and derail.
>fixations on Sup Forums ever being healthy
William Young
THERE BETTER BE AN ENGINE DEMO AT PSX I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GAMEPLAY BUT I BETTER SEE SOME FUCKING IN-GAME PHYSICS OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lincoln Powell
Damn dude, that's freaky as fuck. Hope all is better now.
Ayden Price
Hahaha, you just outed yourself as a basement dweller who's only contact is with females on television and the internet who all have bleached teeth.
Josiah Wilson
Not really but at the very least I'm not as mentally ill as I was. Working a temp job and drinking a lot less. Getting there. At least I didn't go to the trunk of my car, retrieve my rifle, and shoot my family dead, on a Sunday afternoon.
Jace Scott
I don't really find her hot but she is the perfect wifey material for me.
Ethan Long
i can't fap to the joost because she looks too much like my sister
Alexander Mitchell
That honestly sounds like it would make it better.
Carter Jenkins
How is that a bad thing?
Wyatt Diaz
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Ryan Miller
Personally rooting for you
Hunter Long
How much is she getting paid to kneel under the conference table holy shit.
Andrew Flores
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. she's a virgin, stop lying
Jaxson Cook
>Joost
>Virgin
She's a model who is not only open about her sexuality but completely embraced it in MGSV and several other modeling jobs. No girl like that isn't an amazing fuck.
Mason Evans
Will Kojimbo ever get his dick out of Joost?
Isaiah Taylor
>virgin
Uhhh.... user? She's a beautiful woman with genuine geeky interests in her late 20s. She may be too pure for the memes, but saying she's a virgin is stretching it more than a salaryman gangbang.
Anthony Reed
you are all sick
>but saying she's a virgin is stretching it more than a salaryman gangbang.
had a good laugh at this
Austin Gray
source you liar
Matthew Reyes
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Cooper Edwards
>genuine geeky interests
yeah sure whatever you say
Wyatt Ortiz
that doesnt mean shit, prove she's open with her sexuality. i want an interview or YT vid. Otherwise, she IS a virgin
Luke Smith
I can keep going
Ayden Evans
>he says without looking into her background
Bentley Fisher
Need I say more?
Grayson Johnson
>girl older than 16
>not hambeast
>virgin
toppest of keks
Ethan Ward
Shut the fuck up faggot
Landon Young
>I can keep going
Please do.
Chase Roberts
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Landon Davis
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Henry Moore
Normally I'd feel creepy but she obviously loves the attention.
Caleb Bennett
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Isaac Garcia
Anyone know where I can order this exercise video?
Luis Nelson
You're my hero.
>I'd feel creepy
Remember that for every pic you're putting up, there's several lurkers saving them. You're not even the creepiest user ITT.
Nolan Phillips
Even though I'd have lots of men, you'll still marry me, right user?
Chase Roberts
>there's several lurkers saving them
yes, hello
Ethan Turner
v.video games
Samuel Wright
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God she is so hot in this ad.
Logan Parker
This chick is a 4 at best, what's the big deal?
Jordan Hughes
>ywn cuddle and play vidya with Joost all night, then kill yourself in the morning because it's all downhill from there
You feel it, too, don't you?
Justin Turner
the other chick in OP is approx 2 times hotter
Matthew Ross
You have shit taste. Sorry user, nothing you can do about it except leave.
Oliver Price
I think you've got a bit of a personal problem, user. I know my standards aren't exactly high, but...
>4
literally wat
Leo Johnson
how though
she has a tard underbite and buckteeth
also have you seen the average joostfag?
Jonathan Jenkins
Joost is so fine.
Eli Hughes
name is gggab
she has a really mediocre youtube channel
Isaac Gonzalez
why os she working out in full makeup?
Blake Rogers
>Not liking buckteeth
SHIT. TASTE. out of the thread you go.
Brayden Wilson
because she'd look like absolute dogshit without it
Jason Davis
>what is modeling
>oh-come-on-now-joost.jpg
Jordan Green
>because she'd look like absolute dogshit without it
Uhhh.... user?
Colton Butler
and this picture where she's caked in makeup is supposed to prove what?
Isaac Garcia
Please return to reddit.
Chase Allen
she looks so fucking retarded here
Isaiah Robinson
Nah, she's got really fucked up Irises
Oliver Sanchez
Opinions like this is why you'll always be single user.
Adam Gutierrez
this coming from someone who's obsessed with a retarded looking weeaboo
Xavier Butler
>implying those fucked up irises aren't cute as all fuck
When will you children learn that it's the imperfections that make people beautiful?
Lincoln Rogers
At least I can appreciate beauty, I feel bad for you, too much porn probably.