Perfect vidya bodies

Ok Sup Forums - if you could have any video game character's body, who would it be?

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>not wanting to be a q.t. genki tomboy
Phagget.

fgo more like goty

The peak of male perfomance.

I never understood the "legendary tier fighter has fuckload of scars everywhere including the face". You'd think the better you get the less you allow sharp objects slash at your body.

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Scarred equals experienced.

The scars are based on Book Geralt, who is not the legendary wargod he is in the games. In the books he gets his shit pushed in by single monsters and is pretty much fucked in an ambush. That said, you don't become amazing at fighting unless you fight a fuckload, and you are gonna get some scars if you're always fighting, no matter how good you've gotten, especially if one of the things you're fighting is various monsters.

because shit happens. When you constantly are in life or death situations and fighting dangerous beings you should expect some scars

Either of these would be fine.

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Do i get their body's physical abilities as well or just appearance?

Becaue in books Geralt is not a fucking meat grinder. One drowner can murder you if you're not careful enough. Even if you're a witcher.

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Good choice. I really hate how recent games have forgotten Samus is supposed to be /fit/.

>male
>female

Did she edit her butthole out? Pretty sure you could see a little of it in that position.

They only have them when they want them.

Those scars look terrible

Including the augs, BUT only if I had his immunity and didn't need the drugs to keep them.

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How come so many people want to be a girl. Are there actually tons of girls on Sup Forums?

Perfection.

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We're all little girls here, user.

The worst thing about Nier is this design. It's so stupid and needlessly sexy

No grills, only mentally deranged faggots who have been so scarred by rejection that they have deluded themselves into thinking that having tits will change the fact that nobody likes them

things would be different if i were a sword

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stfu fag

No it isn't. It's classy and cute.

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>biting so hard into the "degenerate" meme that you forget that Sup Forums has always been little girls

Sup Forums is little girls you retard.

Me.

Surprised no one has said Liquid Snake yet. Well, he's my choice as long as Foxdie is not created here.

In the beginning, we were all the same board.
And we all wanted to be the little girl.

Gotta agree with you here.

>implying there are boys in the internet
Pecs or gtfo.

No one is born a badass, they have to earn that title. The scars are proof.

Right disregard me I suck cock, the first board was Sup Forums right? Then other boards were added. And at the time Sup Forums was anime and random or something.

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I want to be a slut.

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Lets go full meta for a second. I'll take Wolverine's body if it comes with his powers.

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Why?

There no girls here only mentally ill fat faggots.
Its disgusting and sad at the dame time t bh.

You say this, but we both know you want to fuck my ass, lol.

>Most of Sup Forums rather be a girl getting fucked
>Not wanting to be both immortal and very handsome whilst fucking girls

I need MIGHTY VEINS to supply my MIGHTY MUSCLES with MIGHTY BLOOD. BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAAAAAAAAKE!

>not being a /fit/ and rugged soldier with a bionic arm
Impressed by the lack of taste in this thread.

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If you have to ask, you won't understand.

Is it because you wish to have children?

>80 years old
>still looks better than you

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jack cayman

>Everyone wants to be little girls
Predictabo

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DOBBUREPPOOKEN

First day on Sup Forums?

Patrician's choice

I hope your affairs are in order.

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I will never understand this site's obsession with being the little girl
even though I share it

Can someone say how different is gerald in books?

true answer

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nodicc

They literally just explained it you faggot
I've never played the Witcher and even I understand it
Basically to make the game fun they had to make Geralt much more powerful by comparison, so for example you can handle multiple low-mid level mobs, where in the book, each and every encounter is a life or death threat

here u go

Don't be so angry at me, sempai

Oh, fine...I can't stay mad at you user

You want to be made of bowling balls?

when I wear a skirt im a girl

I want his quads.

Anyone have the webm of Geralt's clothes glitching out when he witnesses lesbomancy?

Check out the caps on this 25-year old.

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>when grandpa is fit

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JACK, JACK
HES A PSYCHOMANIAC

>those hips

tell me this is edited.

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Because I want an easy life.

Easy.