Who is this?

who is this?

some nerd

my husbando

Ross Scott

a fake ass bitch

Sneed, formally Chuck

>tfw there will never be another video game where you play as a totally ripped badass science brainiac

Popular opinion
Episode 1 and 2 are flawless and are literally elder-god tier FPS games. Together they make Half Life 3 in length so it's cool

Half Life 2 is boring and medicore by todays standards

episode 3 when bros?

Gordon Freeman

I actually agree.
HL2: LOOK AT THE COOL TECH WE HAVE oh I guess it's also an FPS
Episodes: well, you already know we have tech, now let's try to make a fun game out of it

Why wasn't Half-Life 2: Episode 1 and 2 called Half-Life 3: Episode 1 and 2?

FreeMan

As a half-life fan i agree, there is something about pacing of episodes that is better, also better soundtrack

GMan

he is the guy that will never be seen in half-life 3

>he just pushed a cart
>5+ years of uni to do it

to be frank Ep3 should open in some Aperture facility and let you go open world in western Russia searching for the biggest Portal Gun in existence

walter white

Half Life 2 is bloated as fuck. There is at least 4 hours you could cut out and it would be better off for it

who is this?

*undecipherable mumbling*

James Slaveboy

the main antagonist in hl3, gman releases him from stasis to kill gordon because hes no longer under his control, they have epic mgs4 style final battle at the end of the game

Dinkleberg

shepard

I always found the driving sections quite enjoyable. Pootling along in your little shitmobile, encountering isolated vignettes of the Combine occupation of Earth.

Episode 2 came out in the Bush era.

Alyx Vance's voice actress is now too old to do the voice anymore, so they would have to recast her for Ep 3 and her voice would always sound slightly off.

Gordon Ramsay

this
the whole road to nova prospekt is really enjoyable and, dare I say, comfy

i can't be the only one who finds of the OF ending depressing

Gordon Frohman

its not about driving sections, its more about boring chapters like route canal