Post the very first thing and the very last thing you do in a game. Sup Forums guesses what game it is

post the very first thing and the very last thing you do in a game. Sup Forums guesses what game it is.

>get blown up
>kill yourself

>wake up in prison
>light yourself on fire

>get possessed
>kill your dad

>light up a lantern
>kill youself

Dark Souls

>stand still handsout of the keyboard for a full minute
>press shift and Q

>go into schwarzwelt
>escape schwarzwelt

>Watch opening cinematic
>Watch credits screen

>coach breaks down
>kill old guy

>go on mission to get crown
>get crown

You go picking mushrooms
You run out of shit to murder so you stop playing

Infamous

Morrowind!

Kill some kids
Walk the rainbow road to Valhalla

>be on a huge airship
>kill a giant furby

Bioshock?

>kill a dragon
>kill god

Ratchet and Clank 2?

SpongeBob SquarePants the movie the game

Yes, surprised someone got it, good lad.

Dragon's Dogma

>Jump onto a ship
>Talk to your girlfriend

Sounds like the first Infamous to me.

Far Cry 4?

>move up or down
>your score shows

> get out of coffin
> get out of coffin

Metal Gear Solid 2

>OPs pic
>not a comfy thread

>use an elevator
>your daughter kills you

me in the centre

>accidentally lose a fight
>getting raped and letting two loads of spooge into the little green slut

>Get killed by a Dragon
>Kill God

Pong?

>wake up in doctor's office
>become god

>kill a wheel man
>return to spaceship

>Spared just as you're about to be executed.
>Gut a fat dude with a chain saw.

>adjust prices
>roll maps

Hotline Miami?

>arrive in village
>wear pretty handmade hats

sounds like all of my LoL games

Manhunt

>crash a ship
>kill a guy in ship and fly off into space in ship

Bloodborne

Wake up in jail.
Become a God.

>ywn be held prisoner by lolis travelling the country in their camper van

>get out of prison
>save your ghost waifu

>Mine a bunch of ore
>Kill yourself

yep

post more comfy

>Escape from prison.
>Shoot a former friend in the head.

>Take an exam

>Smile

You got it.

Saint's Row 2?

thanks doc

>pull sword
>put sword back

SR2

burn some doggos alive
let your hair down

>Enter a dilapidated monastery with your mentor.
>Kill the leader of humanity.

Might be accurate, but nope. Think PS4.

> Run from dogs
> Get out on a helicopter

>Be in a car with some niggers
>About to kill some guys in an alley

>wake up
>be someone else

>enter thread
>get stealth spoiled

lmao

Oblivion

>Walk into a comfy town.
>Become a vessel to hold all the evil in the land.

>talk to a fairy
>talk to a fairy

Observer.

>Investigate a supposed massacre at the local asylum.
>Kill a giant monster and get unplugged from a machine.

>riding horse through forest
>riding horse through forest

...

Overwatch?

Lord of the Fallen?

Nope, it's a very mainstream game

>get the shit beaten out of you
>drag your horribly mutated corpse over to your sleeping daughter

>pass through city gate
>allahu ackbar

> New recruit on a mission
> Sacrifice yourself for the future of humanity

Dark Messiah
Strange Journey
San Andreas

>have people talk about them recommending you for a thing
>either blow up, control, or fuse with robots

Protip - not an individual game, but a series

Bioshit Infinishit

The Last of Us

>Get busted outta prison and shoot a bunch of cops.
>Whisper softly to your dying daughter as you escape a bad situation by boat.

Uhhhh....are we talking about the same game??? I feel like we are

mgsv: the phantom ending

The phantom pain

>you will never platonicy live with three little girls who each act completely natural around you.
>you will never make them French toast every morning, and enjoy their smiles as they head off to school.

Yup. Nice work.

Too easy.

Nop

You got it man

>on way to prison
>get shot in the head

>San Andreas
No, but it's a nice guess

>kill demons
>kill demons

>Get off a train
>Get on a train

Well aren't you amazing

The jogging deceased.

>wake up in a hospital
>wake up in a hospital
I'm still mad

Fable, maybe.
Zelda?

Lisa: the Painful

>arrive in new area
>kill an old enemy

Monster Hunter actually.

>Decide it's time to kill, and it's time to die.
>Slam 666 on the keypad and watch the world burn.