It's time for Gottfried Ruins Gaming. You leave a gaming quote in the thread and I read it

It's time for Gottfried Ruins Gaming. You leave a gaming quote in the thread and I read it.

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Shit man that's a pretty spot on impression.

>You think you can steal from me?! You think you can fuckin' rob me?! YOU STUPID. FUCKING. BACK-STABBING. PIECE. OF SHIT.

Damn, that's a great impression!

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light

Where's everybody going? Bingo?

Show me what you've got, Snake!

>yfw it's actually him

Quicker than the wind and as still as the forest! Hotter than flames and MORE MAGNIFICENT THAN A MOUNTAIN!

Do this please

>What a shame
>He was a good man, what a rotten way to die

Hark! He of fair eyes! Let us join in an adventure!

Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower!

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOR

Colonel, WE HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING... in pussy.

>i should have been the one to fill your dark souls with LIIIiiIIIIGHT

Faker? I think you're the fake around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha. You're not even good enough to be my fake.

GABE NEWEL RAPED AND KILLED A FRANCHISE IN 1990! GABE NEWEL, WHO RAPED AND KILLED A FRANCHISE IN 1990!

Let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This isn't one for the kids. Ok, so there's this big pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever it launches one of its turd missiles, whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.

ARE YOU READY? TO WARP?!

"...wrap around gank is gonna be the name of the game for IG. Who leads the way? I believe it should Zhou. They're gonna cut for the shorter path... they storm up the river, patience from Zhou. Waiting in the wings, Na'Vi's about to be caught. Oh there's the sleep, the surge, he catches everyone! Oh this could be a total disaster! Vacuum in, ravage on everyone, the blackhole as well. LightofHeaven, he turns it around, ravage as well, stolen by Dendi. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THEY TURNED IT AROUND. 4 heroes dead, 5 heroes dead, Chuan trying to survive, Chuan's gonna go down. Puppey talked about the naga counter, it's lightofheaven with his bkb. They turned it around. i don't even know how they gonna do it Standing ovation from the crowd. the last tower will be going down."

>It's time to split!

All we've ever been is bitches, working for guineas, working for niggers, any asshole with a buck.

- Gerald McReary from GTAIV

War, war never changes.

NOBODY BRINGS ME GIFTS ANYMORE

forgot pic fug

Not related to gaming but please just read this quote so it will actually be funny

That's a pretty good impression

"The grass feels funny. It feels... like pants."

DUDE are you the guy who did this a long time ago? you must. been ages since I saw you do this. that was one of the best breads in years. thanks you m8.

Please say this one for me.
:D

>You know what they say, the more the merrier.
>Get a load of this
>Oh no, I can't belive this.
>SnoPINGAS usual I see

Any Eggman quote really.

do "I was born with thick skin."

What did she mean by this?

>Not related to gaming
Them don't fucking post it

Sweet! Beautiful! Lovely! The dripping blood and ooh, what's this? OOOOH a Liver! *sniff sniff* What's that smell?

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."

>I'm gonna suck your dick!

>he never claimed he'd read it out loud on vocaroo again, just that he would read it
we got memed guys ;_;

>Your shining armor and fine words won't get you anywhere!

SHIM SHAM WHAMO FLAM FLOOM DOODLE
WHIM DAM BLAMO SHIMMIE SHOOM POODLE

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aww..

Oh well, the one bread I saw him do was one of the best I'd ever been in.

Bob Sagat raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Sorry for the delay, it takes me longer to upload these than it does to record them. Enjoy.

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Is this from... .//hack?
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fucking A my man.

I won't scatter your semen to the heartless sea
We're hard as diamonds because of their asses
We'll take them in the butthole
We are Diamond Dongs

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Listen up! This is a robbery! We want to harm no one! We're after the bank's money, not yours! Your money is insured by the federal government! You're not gonna lose a dime! Think of your beloved ones! Don't try to be a hero. Just shut up, and stay down, and this will be over in no time!

It's time for jack.... TO LET HER RIP

"What the sandwich fuck is this?"

Fucking amazing

I'm Wei Shen, MOTHERFUCKER

Sing this
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I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

Wowzers Chloe, this is hella lit.

"Lets game, gamers!"

A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

"You all know the mission, and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life - but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way. Think of our heroes: the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers! Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren. In the battle today, we will hold the line!"

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum

IT'S TIME TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLEGUM AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS

Stop? Stop? You want me to stop? You think I have the luxury to stop? You cut down my sister like an animal and you tell me to STOP? No one STOPS! IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO STOP! NO ONE STOOOOOOOOOPS!

It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

I'm King. I'm the number one in this village. Not that that means a whole lot, with only six of us left.

It's time to gum ass and chew kick, and I'm all out of ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

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Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!

DUN DUN DUUUUN

It's ass to kick gums and time to chew, and I'm all out of time

It's ass to kick bubble and gum chew and I'm all out of time

"An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only a half"

It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but I'm all out of ass

Mukuro Ikusaba; Mukuro Ikusaba, the sixteenth student. Remember that name

"You have the right... to soak in your own urine."

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

Even if you don't do it thanks for the thread anyway.

How about that Final Fantasy X scene with the laughing that no one understands the point of?
>HA HA HA HA HA HA!
>HA HA HA HA HA HA!
and the rest

LOOK AT ALL THOSE EGGMAN'S ROBOTS

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Already done

Nice catch. It Is from.hack

You have quite a treasure there in that horadric cube!

WHATA MANSION


You were almost a Jill Sandwhich

Go home and be a family man!

Break yourself upon my body. Feel the strength of the earth.

Or alternatively: Thrall's Balls

May a thousand thorns adorn your flesh with despair. May you be as garbage, ignorant and alone. Strike! Unholy spears of time!

>ruins
That's an improvement

That's pretty fucking good. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the actual Gottfriend.
>I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No," says the man in Washington, "it belongs to the poor." "No," says the man in the Vatican, "it belongs to God." "No," says the man in Moscow, "it belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.

"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!"

"Red Leader, I've got your back!"

Give me your best "OBJECTION!" "HOLD IT!" and "TAKE THAT!"

Ah yes, we've been expecting you!

You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice - is - yours.

It's not Gottfried, Gottfried's voice is thicker and he doesn't spend that much time on the internet, let alone a place like this website.

SHUT UP IN THERE, WILL YA

"We are thinking on the basest of planes. What we need, are more eyes."

Making the mother of all omeletts here, Jack - can't fret over every egg!