Would Splatoon be better with more squid milfs?

Would Splatoon be better with more squid milfs?

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In all honesty, no. Wouldn't vibe well with the game's tone at all.

I always thought Carrie and Marie were examples of grown inkling adults, so I never really expected a big difference.

Though thinking about it, having older Inkling models could be an idea. Either linked to play experience or age and being optional. Though like says, it wouldn't vibe well to have a Steve Buscemi on the team.

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No wonder you don't see any adults watching the territory battles. Their tastes have become a bit more hardcore.

I didn't even KNOW I wanted this

I would have thought adding mature, physically developed women to anything was an obvious recipe for success.

Same user. I've been trying to cut down on the milf shit lately, but it keeps popping up in weirder places...

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>cutting back on a healthy, understandable fetish
I can't imagine why one would. Except maybe if you've been fapping yourself comatose.

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I want them to cook for meeee!

Superb. The many flavors of MILFs never cease to amaze

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god I hate image edits

This is the best one.

God I wish there was more.

I didn't know that this existed
Give me more

I really wish I could draw.

>bikini body squid with heels
don't do this to me

Only if there's /ll/

Get that gay shit outta here.

If I'm playing a videogame I'm playing as a man.

Why do fags ruin everything.

Literally everything goes better with milfs. I;m more inclined to pick up an anime or vidya if there is a milf or christmas cake character

Why are you always so desperate for attention? Go make a bara thread or something.

picked up

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>ywn have a drawn-out lovemaking session with a milf squid as she moans in gibberish
What would inkling sex sound like, anyways?

salty milk and coins

Sorry?

What does salty milk sound like?

Malted silk and coins

>never understood milf appeal
>all my wife's hot friends start having kids
>suddenly get it

It's mostly just mommy issues. Given that you're already married and didn;t get it until recent, you sound like you had a good and honest upbringing.

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Mommy issues mixed with having super hot teachers fucked me up.

>Barafags ruining a great MILF thread

I'm not surprised to be honest.

Nonsense. I can honestly say I don't have any "mommy issues" myself and I've always been into Milfs. It's about developed, accentuated bodies and perhaps even a warm, loving attitude.

More

>some of my friends are starting to get married and have kids
Time's moving too fast...

What's the Milf version of Bara?

Amazoness.

Buff moms aren't really much of a genre. They tend to get softer, not harder.

DILF man.

>milfonetta
>wearing daddy's girl shirt
The only part of me that isnt conflicted is my boner desu
That's why I said mostly, not the case for everyone. The caring, warm, doting attitude can also be applied to older sister types like Camilla.

Maybe

The uncensored version of this is worse.

>tf fetish
This all depends, can I play as the squid milf?

>not liking big meaty buttholes

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>The uncensored version of this is better
ftfy

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ALL games would be better with squid milves.

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gonna need a sauce, famalam

You're a fucking queer aren't you?

Nah I just don't like asshole gaping, also I like the plausibility of the mom not being fucking naked with her asshole breathing during a beach trip.

It's not even the mother aspect. I just like sex-confident women on the mature side.

Where IS the uncensored version?

i imagine them like kokiri that never age

Who would win an Ice levels vs. Water levels Splatfest

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Which is a shame, because aged-up Saria is top shelf stuff.

The better question would be what isn't better with more milfs?

Reported bitch :^)

Doesn't help when the original sucked to begin with.

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Hot

I recognize that purveyor of girldick.

New doujins fucking WHEN

sauce?

you cant just post something like this and not post sauce

Thanks for taking one for the team. Rest in peace.

Literally every search engine has hits, you lazy fuck, but whatever. Maiz Ken.

Splatoon 3 with Squid Adults and Class based heroes

>you will never eat a beautiful mature inkling's noodle restaurant after a hard day of work where she serves you with a loving smile and listens to you talk about the stresses of your life before reassuring you with a tender stroke of the hair
>then two walk back to her modest home, you get to her door, your eyes meet, you can't stop staring at those lovely eyes, you go in for the kiss, she reciprocates in kind, you hold her close, she wraps her arms around you, a shudder, she remarks she hasn't been kissed like that in years
>she quietly leads you upstairs as not to wake her children, you sit on her large bed where she's been sleeping alone for years, she comes out of the bathroom in a silk robe, she's breathing slow and heavy, nervously she says that a young man like you couldn't possibly be interested in an old woman like her
>you rise to the bed and put your arms around her waist, you look into her misty eyes and tell her that she is still a beautiful women who deserves to be loved, you brush the hair from her eye, place your hand on her cheek, she clasps her own over it and softly smiles before you two gently fall into bed and make sweet passionate love.

>desperately need more of this but worried if I search splatoon in any one of the various R34 sites I'll be put on some FBI list

I was just sad about never getting to try squid ink spaghetti.

I think they have bigger fish to fry than a dude who likes cartoons.

Like a dude that like cartoon ponies?

Precisely.

>eating squid ink spaghetti
>milf squid pops out of the sauce

Probably more people that search loli and toddler shit desu

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More like providing the sauce.

so, do the adults in splatoon's wolrd just leave their kids in designated warzone parks to play and pretend all day?

like from the point of view of the squid kids theyre doing kidsnextdoor kind of shit but come end of the day, theyre all just spraying harmless water at each other the whole time

This youtube.com/watch?v=iwCgQNyORnk

It's implied to be a kids' passtime, yeah.

No.

Do you think the Kraken is what an actual adult inkling looks like transformed?

>unknown artist

seems legit

I mean, if this is what unprofessional Splatoon battles that tweens play are like, imagine adult pro Splatoon League battles.
Shit must be a goddamn bloodbath.

bamp

>Kraken is just a temporary growth spurt

What's the size comparison of the Kraken to DJ Octavio, an adult Octoling that seemingly refuses to get out of his octopus form?

>more

You mean any at all? Honestly the lack of squid parents is sort of strange, Nintendo is usually pretty decent about that sort of background world building. The squids have belly buttons so they are gestated and not hatched, so the mother at least would have to be involved.