Poison is a pretty cool dude. Would hang out with

Poison is a pretty cool dude. Would hang out with.

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>being a dood
>having a pair of tatas

that's not how it works, user

post pics

Yeah i'd take that feminine penis down my throat and let her blow her load inside my ass gutter its cool

>implying Poison's penis is not a thick, veiny cock of utter masculinity that makes you feel inadequate

I want her to fuck me in the mating press.

Poison is a woman, user.

>draw a woman with a bulge
>call it a man
wew

This. 99% of mtf are absolutely revolting, and look like guys who slapped on a wig and called it a day.

For you anons.
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I was expecting a fat cock. I'm bi, so I would've been fine either way.

The bulge doesn't even exist in-game or in any of the original artworks.
So it's really just
>draw a girl
>call it a man

Technology is getting better though, I'm guessing at some point that most will entirely pass as women

probably doesn't afraid of anything

>no dick
BORING

I dream of meeting a woman like this.

>no dick

>uncanny valley
Otherwise it's great.

>tfw Chinbotsu will never make a doujin with Poison fucking Ash Crimson

have you considered for even a moment, the possibility of confirmation bias?
Of course you only notice the ones that stand out as heinously ugly. If a normal looking and normal acting transsexual walked by on the street, you wouldn't take note of it or even know.

Found the tranny lol.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAYBOI DETECTED

>normal looking and normal acting transsexual walked by on the street

>normal acting transsexual

>normal looking and normal acting transexual

>Be bros with Poison
>Ironically flirts with you all the time just for laughs ever since you two were little.
>"If we keep hanging out together like this, people will think we're boyfriend and girlfriend."
>All grown up now
>Joke and brag both of yours past conquests of various ladiesHe's of course get's hot lipstick lesbians, and you seem to alway hook up with the bitches and crazies
>Later your girlfriend breaks up with you, and got you fired from your job for reasons you care not to discuss.
>Your bummed, but you manage with video games with Poison as your 2P
>Poison stops and turns to you with serious expression dropping the Femme fatale
>"Y-you know user, we could always go to the high school reunion together. Nobody would recognized me."
>Knocks back your beer
>Naw bro, it's cool. Besides that would be weird for both of us, you know? Not in a million years.
>Poison chuckles, "Yeah you're right."
>Few days later and you haven't heard from your buddy after awhile.
>Head to his apartment and invite yourself in as always
>How many times do I have tell you to lock your door ya bastard!
>You find Poison in the bathtub with a toaster in the water with the nearby outlet burned black.
>Find note nearby describing how he hated how those girls didn't realized the cool nice guy that you are, and wished that he wanted to become the perfect woman for you since nobody else saw that in you.

no dick

LMFAO nice logic logicfag

YES MORE
GIVE ME MORE (You)S

And i would still hate him. Every time a guy friend wants me to fuck him in the end i can not help but hate them for perverting my friendship.

Fuck trannies and gays irl.

>Draw a girl
>Call it a guy
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE TRAP MEME I'M TIRED OF GETTING TRICKED KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT

Futa on female a shit, a shit!

Fixed that image for you.

Futa on loli tho

Now that's a whole other story.

>TRAP

Futa on futa is objectively the best kind of futa.

youtu.be/wcinzmfZeCc

Futa on loli futa

What about futaloli on futaloli?

Futa loli on shota

Can only be topped if you throw in rape or mindbreak.

Perfection.

>futaloli
That's just a trap shota

get your faggot terminology right.

even if they have no balls?

TRUE UNBIASED RANK

futa on shota > futa on male > female on male (pegging) > male on shota (if it's a cute trap) > male on female > shit > female on female > yaoi where both look like men

TRUE UNBIASED RANK

Man Abigail has strange lore.

they just haven't dropped

Golly what a day.
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>2000+17
>Cares about gender
>Cares about sexuality
>Does not understand what Dan Simmons tried to explain
Fucking normies all of you

I am not shoving my dick where shit comes from no matter what they say.

you can frot instead

buff/manly crossdressing trap on buff/manly crossdressing trap yaoi > everything else
NO homo

Nope. I take sex as a biological means of reproducing rather than a biological means of farming myself for cummies.

boring

what a homo

Iunno. Seems pretty boring to care so much about sex that you design it outside of its reality instead of picking up a book.

I'd rather have Poison hang out with me. I mean have her cock hang out. Onto my face.

I honestly don't care very much about sex, but it stimulates our bodies in a pleasurable way, so what's the harm in enjoying it in a manner that doesn't hurt anyone?
That's like asking why would you use a blanket when you're not sleeping. Because it feels good, you dummy.

>It's boring to do things outside of their intended function

Literal contradiction, you boring homo.

I didnt say there was harm ya nigger. I just said its not to my liking and im not going to have how i should choose ehat i do decided on "because a novelist wrote something".
No more as in trying to overcomplicate something simple shows a kind of singlemindedness that lends itself to dull people incapable of using other mediums of entertainment or stimulation to a degree that would lend them greater potential.

I think you have me confused with someone else. The first thing I posted to you was i don't know what novelist you're talking about

in the 21st century that is precisely how it works.
...sometimes. be careful in the cities user.

Right, people using or doing things in new ways are "dull". Invention and experimentation is boring, status quo is mentally stimulating.

>muh humans are machines meme

Look at the post that one was responding to. My statement there had a context.
To be clear im not shitting on you.

>gangster
>street fighter
>carnie
>wrestling promoter

You're likely to wake up in a bathtub with one of your kidneys removed, user. Poison is not good people to be hanging around.

>no dick

PUFFY

What you said is literally just that diet coke is innovative and not a part of the status quo. Reanalyze my statements. My statement was more objecting to trying to settle into one medium as being capable of expressing more than it can. Literally status quo is kill eat fuck you nigger, saying hey maybe pick up a book is hardly a conservative statement.

>Neighbours are fiddling with butts
>Now you must also fiddle with butts
This is how normies think

That wasnt my statement at all. Im not saying others having their own preferences is putting some command on me to so something.

No poo-poo on the pee-pee

So... Abigail is retarded, right? Like actually medically mentally challenged. His personality is exactly like what you'd see from kids in Special Education class, and sometimes he can't even seem to string together a sentence at all.

Man, Mad Gear is a pretty progressive gang.

Haven't you heard about "tard strength", just point him at a target and watch him go.

>runs his own business
>employs his former gangmates
>car enthusiast
>verbally destroys flat bitches like juri
No

>flat

he meant emotionally

Ah alright that checks out.

the dude cant even form long sentences
how he can Emotionally abuse juri

>No dick

fuck off fag

I want to such a feminine penis.

>Woman

Has anyone determined what Roxy is though?

Poison and Roxy are both part of Capcom's "they are trans not girls dude" in Final Fight's western release

oWo

>oWo
I checked urban dictionary because I was unsure what this is supposed indicate. so are you shocked or do you want oral without a condom? since both fits pretty nicely

You're all a bunch of faggots.