Do you think they're going to get him to voice Buzz Lightyear in Kingdom Hearts 3 even after he started shit talking...

Do you think they're going to get him to voice Buzz Lightyear in Kingdom Hearts 3 even after he started shit talking Disney?

I think some people honestly think evolution works like in Pokemon.

They probably wouldn't get him regardless. Most of the voices from recent games have been soundalikes, or people who genuinely like the character they play (like James Woods). Everyone else is either too expensive or could just be imitated by someone much cheaper.

He got arrested in the late 70's for selling cocaine. Remember that the next time that you watch Toy Story.

Because they're different kinds of apes? How hard is this to understand?

Hurdurrr if Chevy makes sports carts, how come there are honda SUVs?

>selling
Pretty sure he was smuggling it

One of the dumbest, most refuted thing you can say against evolution. Good to see Tim Allen is a moron on the subject.

Even in Pokemon not all of them evolve so you'd still get all stages living concurrently.

Tim Allen and Tom Hanks are too big for them to get. They probably would have gotten Tim years before though.

They'll probably try to get the one from the Buzz Lightyear TV show.

>or people who genuinely like the character they play (like James Woods).
More like he has Disney contractually by the balls.

We didn't evolve from apes, we share a common ancestor and that ancestor is the one that's extinct.

Even 5th graders know this come on.

That's an ancient one too. It's like he's in a timeloop.

God created each different species by hand.

Evolution only happens within a species, never from one species to another. This is why we have Caucazoid, Mongoloid, and Negroloid races. This is why there are different breeds of the same animal. Its all the same principle. We do evolve, yet never outside of our own species.

Tim Allen does anything for money so he'll be there.
Would be more interesting to see if Tom Hanks would do it but he'll most certainly get his brother to stand in.

this man is right

- god

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And this is what you get when you mix religion with science: bullshit.

Tom Hanks' brother voices Woody in commercials and shit

If dogs evolved from Wolves why is there still wolves?

What do you mean?

That's because it's a shitty childrens video game that simplified a concept in order to make interesting gameplay. Fucking translators probably fucked up metamorphosis with evolution and now we have retarded kids believing this shit.

Wheres the evidence of extraspecial evolution? I mean actual visible evidence.

Intellectually checkmated

Not as dumb as you think. Evolution as radical as ape-to-human in such a short timeframe suggests that apes were completely ill-fitted for life on this planet to necessitate and coordinate such a rapid jump in biology. If an organism is well-suited to its task, it tends to remain as it is for a few million years, like wasps and spiders. The model of evolution then suggests that apes shouldn't exist alongside contemporary humans.

But you already know that, right?

Buzz, look, it's God!

...

Where's the evidence of god creating species? Preferably in video form

Species is a semi-arbitrary human categorization. How does nature know when to stop?

>Tim Allen
>big

lel

Can't remember the specifics of it 100% but basically they can't NOT have him as Hades, as the contract he signed made sure they would always have him play the character no matter what. Like, there was specifics in the contract that they couldn't terminate him (basically) no matter what he does.

Is this for real or is Tim Allen just joking

Meh. If it gets religious people to accept science, I say let them believe in whatever crazy shit they want to make sense of it.

Tim Allen is too big for them to get? Since when is a part-time stand-up comedian that hasn't had a 2-season tv show in over a decade "too big" for Disney?

>Not as dumb as you think
I think you're dumb

We evolved from niggers

Tim Allen became a known conservative celebrity and then ran with it too far.

Wasn't part of the reason the show got canceled was Tim Allen costing too much?

You really don't want to know what goes on in Tim Allen's head. This is pretty tame to some of his batshit ideas.

they always get soundalikes

>I think you're dumb
Which shows the value of your thinking. You treat evolution as a religion. You've accepted it with your mind, heart, and dick and you don't even understand it or its foibles.

Schools really need to do a better job of teaching how evolution works. You get outright deniers like this and you also get social Darwinists who think that evolution is something that applies to individuals and use it as an excuse for treating "lesser" people badly, it's a mess all around.

But there are a fuckload of different species of wasps and spiders

Look around you

>How does nature know when to stop?
When something can no longer survive as a species it is weeded out through natural selection.

I think you don't understand that evolution is random by nature, it doesn't just mutate species for them to adapt to various stimuli, but the fact that more adapted species just start to dominate other ones. Are you arguing that humans don't dominate every other species?

It is getting better I guess. Back in the 90s the state of Kansas was trying to outright ban evolution.

Yes but theyre all bees and arachnids no? You just answered your own question.

and he rolled on all the other people so he could get off

Is that true? That's fucking great if it is. I love his Hades and the fact that he loves doing it only makes it better.

>When something can no longer survive as a species it is weeded out through natural selection.
Not my point, he claimed interspecial evolution isn't real and I asked how nature would know to respect that boundary.

No. Wasps aren't bees.

wasps are not bees in the slightest
they're bigass flying ants if anything

We don't evolve from apes we evolve from chimpanzees

>dominate
They don't fuck them, they eliminate them. This is called the food chain. Never has a human evolved into a stronger different species.

Yeah well you're a big poopoo head jerk and I know that because I read it in a holy book.
Checkmate theists.

pretty simple: God Did It

That's the religious answer for everything when they get backed into a corner. It's perfect: can't refute or prove it therefor its true.

>americans

Genetic Data, also known as DNA. Every piece of data needs an original programmer does it not?

There are literally thousands of species every year that get re-classified thanks to genetic sequencing. It turns out that arranging everything by how similar it looks doesn't actually work out that well.

If Marshstomp evolved from Mudkip, then why is there still Mudkips?

>But there are a fuckload of different species of wasps and spiders
That's not the point, bro. Shit, do you always just say the first thing that comes to mind and call it a day thinking that absolves you of the call to think?

Steve Harvey is a religious creationist and soccer mom's love his BBC

HOLY SHIT THERE'S SO MUCH VIDYA IN THIS THREAD, I THINK I JUST TURNED GAY!!!!!

The apes we evolved from are not the same as modern apes you fucking mong. Both modern apes and humans evolved from the same far off ancestor

So if evolution is real (it's not), where is the supposed missing link? It's pretty convenient how we've never seen a single species become a new species.

A bug is a bug, try something on a larger scale.

Only black people evolved from apes

They're kind of obligated to. I'm absolutely sure people would throw a shit fit if Buzz wasn't voiced by Tim Allen

*BURP* God isn't real, Morty

>They don't fuck them, they eliminate them.
Not always, assuming the environment is safe enough and creature was adapted enough it can live in that environment for millenias, look up "living fossils"
>This is called the food chain.
Sure, but hardly any predator completely destroys his prey.
>Never has a human evolved into a stronger different species.
Sapients - maybe, but not for other species with homo genus

>Every piece of data needs an original programmer
If I use a catapult to throw shit at a wall, and after thousands of tries, the shit that sticks happens to resemble a face, does that make the catapult a sapient designer?

>he believes we evolved from apes
Now you tell me user, does that sound realisitic?

Than why are there still black people?

I showed this tweet to my mother so we both could laugh at it and she agreed with the dude.
I had to explain to her how evolution works.
Holy shit.

Thats sad :(

I loved Home Improvement as a child

We actually have. We've seen tons of species evolve into other species. But I'm sure you have some bullshit reason to say species of bacteria don't count.

i heard u liek mudkipz :D

Niggers

We all came from Africa. The evolved ones all left.

Where did I say we evolved from apes?

This is an incorrect theory because a ball of shit would never form a fuctioning face. Nice try though.

No. And he's a retarded hack. His current show is one of the most god awful things ever put on TV. They definitely can't get Tom Hanks for Woody either anyway so it doesn't matter.

That's not how evolution works

while this is bait you wouldn't believe how many times I had to explain that yes, the 2 blobs under my microscope are indeed less related than the average human and a shrubbery

Yeah because God created the humans that created the tools to gather the resources to refine in order to create the catapult to fling at the wall that was also created from resources refined by humans which required raw resources harvested by other humans who incidentally were also created by God. Basically God === Catapult.

Checkmate, atheists.

I didn't say a functioning face, I said something that resembled one. An eye didn't just pop into existence, it went through thousands of minute improvements.

Explain why cuttlefish have objectively better eyes than us.

1: "Metamorphosized" isn't a very friendly word for a tiny Gameboy screen.
2: Most of the Pokemon don't really qualify as going through a metamorphosis. It's really more of a maturation.

Show me an example with actual, tangible changes - not just, hurrdurr now it cell ABC that does absolutely nothing. Show me bacteria with new locomotion or senses.

Tom Hanks has never voiced Woody outside of the movies, he gets his brother to do it instead.

>Current
It was cancelled after they made fun of college kids

Because they are a different species idiot

I think they still have James Woods on board as Hades and he's a full on libertarian. I don't think politics and personal opinions should effect productivity in the work place.

>Explain why cuttlefish have objectively better eyes than us.
God loves cuttlefish, it's why they were created in his image

No, because they're probably asking for too much money. They need find good voice actors, there are too many that are just terrible in this franchise.

>So if evolution is real (it's not)
look I know you're trying to up your ignorant-conservative cred but cmon

>having brainlet genes
At least she isn't like mine who believes everything she hears on discovery channel
Convincing someone that ancient aliens are not real gets old real quick

>new locomotion or senses
You mean incredibly useful things that all popped up a few billion years ago?

I can show you bacteria capable of eating man-made materials that only popped into existence a hundred years ago.

if religion is real then where are the greek god temples and their believers?

heh, just like I thought...

Snitches get ABC sitcoms with Richard Karn.

that's what metamorphosis is: radical maturation

pokemon was based on japanese beetle catching "sport" after all

What's Richard Karn up to?

>It's pretty convenient how we've never seen a single species become a new species.

Humans are actually causing evolution in many animals. Just look at the pizzly grizzly, a hybrid bear that otherwise should simply not exist if we hadn't fucked the climate so much.

>I think you don't understand that evolution is random by nature, it doesn't just mutate species for them to adapt to various stimuli
I think you assume I'm stupid because I disagree with you. Try assuming that I know what the fuck I'm talking about, it'll make YOUR arguments a little less brainwashed, glossy-eyed-zombie-cultist shit in the end.

>He said evolution has purpose!!!! HE MUST NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S TOTALLY RANDOM!!!!!
meanwhile, you fuckfaces will turn around and screech
>IT EVOLVED THIS MECHANISM TO DEAL WITH ___________.
So shut the fuck up with that shit, asshole. You can't claim that evolution is beneficial and completely random at the same time. It's just fucking dishonest way of arguing it. It's ok to cut the crap of
>Evolution is nature's way of taking advantage of the natural mutations in DNA replication across generations. Through time, the beneficial mutations manage to propagate better than the negative or neutral mutations. blah blah blah
and just jump to the fucking meat of the matter by saying "Evolution chose X" instead of stroking your dick to your Darwinist fan fiction that lets you religiously ignore the actual fucking problems with the theory.