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that's the gayest way of eating a pizza I've seen in my life

is he de-greasing that pizza ulillillia style?

I can just hear it... I don't even need sound to know this guy has a faggot lisp

>not degreasing your pizza

hello fatass

Go finish Plattform Masters.

I actually can't tell if it's a parody or not

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This webm is the faggiest thing i saw today even after op blessed us with his presence.

Even Gordon Ramsay eats burgers with a fork and knife.

>Sucked a black dick today
>This is still the gayest thing about my day
Thanks up

I eat my pizza upside down but I don't cut it up or degrease it

eating it upside down lets you get all the flavor and none of the burn

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eating it upside down just causes all the shit to fall off, you idiot

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except I've been doing it all my life with pizza as one of my favorite foods and it really doesn't fall off. The toppings are all embedded in the cheese. And you only turn it when you take a bite

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The part that bothers me the most is that he uses the fork and knife like chopsticks to pick up the pizza

>Eating something that was designed to be eaten by hand with a knife and fork

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>Battleborn

I literally thought that only Ulillilia did that

is degreasing pizza with a paper towel / napkin actually a thing? Did Ulillilia start it or were people doing it anyway?

>early access

>early access game ready for release

>how to bait newfags

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is this bait
I'm not sure anymore

I...I do it all the time...

youtu.be/YfbVkQHh8s4?t=71

I had a health nut friend who did that. Still does and it makes no fucking sense. Pizza in itself is incredibly unhealthy, it's the equivalent of people having a extra large Diet Coke instead of a regular one with their Big Mac.

I actually do degrease pizza though, the rest of the shit he does is some faggot shit however

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Meta bait.

Very nice.

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Sometimes you really do have to degrease a pizza though, usually when you're unlucky enough to get one that isn't very well made.

For example, the last city I lived had a local joint called Abbadelli's that, whenever you ordered, had a 1/5 chance of sending you an utter greaseball of a pizza that if you didn't degrease, the cheese would slide off when you were holding it.

>Greasy spic punks his wallet while the somehow more evolved negro's are concerned for whitey.
>But no one stops him anyway.

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cute

I do it sometimes when the pizza is just too damn greasy, usually from too much pepperoni in one spot, or the box tilting or something. But for the most part, I don't know why you'd order a pizza and not expect it to be greasy.

me on the right

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>faggot
Whatever
>degreasing the pizza
Whatever
>cutting with knife and eating with fork
Whatever
>the way he holds the piece with the utensils and leans in like a craned retard to eat it
For fuck sake

psssht lemme let you in on sum'tin...
nobody likes eating lunch with you

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heh

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I miss being a kid with rubber bones. Never understood how anyone in grade school needed a cast when you're basically invincible so long as you're not up against a pitbull or second hand smoke

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Kek, that's what you get for living in usa. Never heard of that shit in my country.

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Brit or Aus?

second hand smoke?
wat.jpg

>When you hover over the animation box for just a second

The last time I got lunch with my dad he did it

Yr still eating a bunch of shit though, so its not like it matters.

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Tactics *Advance

It gives them cancer and makes them cough a bunch. I never understood why people smoke around kids. Seriously shortens their lifespan, hinders their athletic potential, and kids are fucking annoying when they cough because they don't cover their mouths and are so loud about it

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I don’t hear it...

why do I have the suspicion that he doesn't use a glove when fisting his gay lover

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OLD MEN

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Why am I laughing at this
I'm horrible

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TOMMY GUN

>haha dude just eat that pool of grease on the pizza dude
>haha pizza is already unhealthy just literally eat a tablespoon of grease haha XD
holy shit actual retards

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God that fucking movie was utter shit.

I love you /ck/.

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>better not get wet
t. aquatic fucking bird

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Accurate

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>it's the equivalent of people having a extra large Diet Coke instead of a regular one with their Big Mac.

No it isn't. Big mac itself isn't that bad nutrition-wise, but regular coke definitely is.

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Fucking idiot its the same thing as drinking diet coke.

It's still unhealthy motherfucker

It probably can't tell how deep the water is, and if it's too deep, it could get stuck.

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Why the fuck does he need to put the knife in his mouth too, Jesus Christ.

Retard

not him, but are you retarded?

>average refugee without a passport

Nigga, cancer from smoking literally takes decades to set in. The types of cancer kids have is most likely genetic. What are you on about, are you underage?

Are you?

I've seen people doing it all my life. I almost never do, only if there's a visible puddle of grease that I don't want slipping onto my hands.

lol, I love how reliable the correlation is between the irrationality of an analogy and the anger of the person trying to present it.
>IT'S... IT'S LIKE THIS OTHER FOOD THING... IN THAT... IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING OMG

no, but I can see that you are
you're probably american, right

>piece still falls out of his mouth
Some people are just destined to be slobs no matter how hard they try to avoid it, I guess

Holy fuck

That guy is a faggot for sure but there's literally nothing wrong with taking some of the grease off if the pizza is swimming in it

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It may take decades for the cancer to set in but if you ever smoke around my kid, it will only take a couple seconds for you to get drop kicked in the fucking chest, so maybe step off

t. Philip Morris

What's wrong with degreasing a pizza you fat fucks?