You wake up in Japan

>you wake up in Japan

And then I wake up for real. Fuck I wish I was Japanese.

And then I buy all the loli merch I can get.

never ever

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Go learn Japanese and move there then, you fucking weebs.

>look for a bjj gym and a weightroom.
>continue vidja as normal.
>hope the females dont hate halfnigs

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>i proceed to buy the fastest internet imaginable for a fraction of the cost

fuck you japs and your amazing internet, american internet is garbage

>check if I have breasts

well, the first thing i'd do is try to look for an embassy to get back home
i'd rather get aids then live in japan

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>virtually no black people or mudslimes
>homogeneous race of extremely high-IQ people
>all of them are small and have microdicks, I would be a god even with my average caucasian wiener
>blue eyes = automatic ticket to infinite free Japanese pussy

FUCKING EARTH

Proceed to style my hair into a pomp, wear leather jackets, and browse /fa/.

>extremely high IQ people

I wish yakuza games captured more of the feeling i get from these pictures.
So far I think Y0 got the closest.

>be japanese
>get slashed

>Go learn Japanese
sure it's extremely easy

>be Japanese
>Get nuked(2)

>be Satoshi
>commit suicide

Asians have the highest IQ, it's pretty impossible to dispute at this point.

>Jet lag for a week
>remember how it was to function in normie hours

how did i get here

>Sup Forums wakes up in Japan
>Goes up to nearest schoolgirl
>Calls her "kawaii"
>She gives him a weird look before walking away
>"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLUSH AND CALL ME BAKA"

>Commit Sodoku after a few weeks of having to endure Japan's overly competitive and inhumane work environment like everybody else

It's been several years and I forgot a lot of it because of disuse, but I had a really easy time picking it up.

>be japanese
>kill yourself over work
or
>visit japan
>everyone's being nice to you even though it's obvious they hate gaijins
Nah, I'm good. I'll just stick to buying their games.

Why did you make this post?

LOL