Tfw fiancée remembered an offhand comment about wanting these and got them for my bday

>tfw fiancée remembered an offhand comment about wanting these and got them for my bday

Who /loved/ here?

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I give 6 months until she divorces.

my gf gave me her ps2 and a bunch of games, would give me her n64 if i wanted it but i have no space for it. shes broke and jobless so she cant buy me shit, but yes, im still quite /loved/

sauce on vid?

Damn, you really have shit taste.

wish i knew, been a mystery/meme for as long as i can recall

Nice repost

>who /loved/ here
me, my gf gave me a USB drive with dolphin and 20 NGC games on it. I've never emulated before and i cant belive what i was missing out on

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I got that by googling the image btw you should be ashamed.

I hate myself so I got them months ago.

I want to be loved

>tfw no gf

>tfw girlfriend and 2 side-hoes
>all of them asian, stacked, and nerdy as fuck

stay mad virgins

You can start by loving yourself.

>Using your escorts to show off online

Igor is the villain

not the guy, also got the vid, but it wasn't always there.

I can love you ;)

>wanting a fiancee who enables terrible taste

hahahaha virgin

tfw dad taught me to always ALWAYS make them sign a prenup. thanks dad... F

really? you don't even know me

>having a bad day
>gf comes over to watch a movie together
>she notices I'm down and asks if I'm okay
>tell her I'm just having a bad day
>start the movie
>gf sticks her hand down my pants pulls out my dick and starts blowing me

Can't even remember why my day was bad

I already do, possibly too much. I want to be loved despite not wanting to dedicate too much time to the other person because I love my own time too much.

Well after finding it I'm disappointed to find there is no actual sex but at least it's uncensored.

You sound like a trash piece of shit person who can only take take take and I hope you are never loved...... no offence.

Prenups are thrown out most of the time, on top of it already showing you are insecure and think there is a potential the marriage wont work out.

>proud of being unfaithful

Me, atleast in the virtual world


;(

>take take take
I don't even want to take much, I want someone to want to give as much of their time as I want to give mine, which is not that much. It's just that a lot of people in love start demanding a lot more than I'm willing to both give and take.

Anyone notice how this thread doesn't actually have anything to with video games outside of a picture of a video game?

yeah you're probably a cute girl right?

...

Two long games to distract you as she gets the schlonging from Mohammed.

no, not a cute girl (male) either

I'm the most ugly abomination on the planet, and no girl would ever love me

You have to love yourself first.

You mean Tyrone?

I wanted to say that but I've heard that Muslim immigrants are all the rage these days.

Nice!
You should totally play those games with your fiancée's son.

botw is a better version of horizon

I am loved by my family. Truly a mystery to me why. I did nothing good, only wasted their money through all these years. I love them and hate myself.
Fuck you OP.

>Tfw brother got me the games I was dying for for my birthday
Feels good.

>non-white
>playing Ass Automata
It's like poetry

>Not being united through the glory of ass
Come on user.

You could use some cream for hands, they look dry as fuck. At least you are not fat I guess.

>No girl has ever had a crush on you

y-yeah, who else /loved/

You made this thread yesterday, nobody gives a fuck. Have fun playing Boreizon while a giga nigga pounds your gf's pussy next room.

>weeb shit
>horizon

I can almost guarantee that she doesn't trust you to defend her in a physical fight.

Im black

people like you need to be gassed

We had this thread yesterday

nvm thought you were another white cuck boy

>Thinking women give 2 fucks about a guy being unfaithful
Kek

I got dumped a month ago after 3 years.

>black
>Horizon
You're an uncle Tom is what you are.
Shitty ubisoft and movie games are for whitebois.

no but people like you should honestly be gassed. If you aren't happy in a relationship then leave and do whatever you like. If I was some almighty god I would smite anyone that cheated you should be happy that someone else in this world loves you

...

and my black dick is for white girls lmao. u mad cuz you aint /loved/

What does sex feel like
I want a GF but being a sperg makes initiating conversation hard
Motivate me

>Uncle Tom fucking a white bitch
Pottery

I don't even know how to form a conversation with a female who isn't of my family

>you can start by being a narcissist
I mean having high confidence is one thing but...

>post nigger reddit memes

>gf hears me rant endlessly about how much I love monster hunter
>buys mh4, tries to git gud and can't
>taking her through all the initial quests after having my interest reignited by the MH:W announcement
>had a blast a few days ago taking her on her first successful rathian hunt

My gf doesn't love video games like I do, but I apprecate the gesture times a million

I HATE YOU FOR POSTING THIS IN A DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD YOU FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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>Taking care of a ho who literally earns no money

It was a prostitute. I've read it

Too bad she smokes the weeds

I'm thinking about going to jack-in-the-box and hitting on the cute Mexican girls that work there.

Wish me luck

>tfw no g--
Nah, fuck that shit. To be honest, no woman will love you if your hobbies include Vidya.
Also, being In a relationship is the biggest pain in the ass to anyone who can't devote at least 90% of their time on it, and marriage and kids are literal memes.

>throwing away your purity and wizardry just for the pleasures of the flesh
I would laugh at you, but all I really feel is pity.

You haven't been pure since you got down and dirty with your thoughts.

Weird. That's how I feel about those people too.

If you're an adult and not poor and you wanted them, why didn't you just buy them yourself?

You can't prove I did that. No need to get upset just because you're jealous that I will soon have unrivaled arcane powers.

It's how plenty of people think. People who are assholes and are purely driven by sex are the only ones who would defend it.

>Also, being In a relationship is the biggest pain in the ass to anyone who can't devote at least 90% of their time on it,
Hoooooly shit, this. I'm too self-absorbed and two-faced about when I want to spend time with someone. Relationships, right now, are too damn chaotic, I'll just stick to my ERP hoes and 'kinky girls who are friends' type life.

>Can't even get friends IRL
>Haven't really spoken to anyone in 3 years
>20 years old, but I've been told I think like a 15 year old
>Too scared and ashamed to talk to High-school kids that are probably more mature than me

This sucks

It's "doggy dog world" you complete and utter plebian.