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Splatoon 2 : Splatfest

1.If you pick invisibility you're a criminal.
2.If you want to have fun you will pick the less popular option

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If you don't like invisibility don't even bother arguing

Flight - Chuuni faggots
Invisibility - Perverts who read too many sadpandas

>having fun means being a hipster
The fuck kind of ironic shitposting logic is this shit. The fuck is wrong with your brain you fucking cunt.

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>implying everyone here wouldn't take invisibility just to get out of doing any thing responsible, steal everything they need, and whack off where ever
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

ppl with invisibility can still fly....planes still exist.
but ppl with flight cant invisible

I've dreamt many times of flying/levitating but never once of invisibility.

Invisibility easily. Far more utility.

I don't care about children's games for pedophiles but invisibility takes a huge shit on flight.

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when does this splatfest start?

I'm so sick of seeing shit about trans people in Inkopolis

invisibility is useless for stealing things unless there's no witnesses

After the furfags went away, all I'm seeing it "I wish ____ was real"

Would you prefer more furries?

next week

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Alright. Post your power and try to defend it.

>flightkeks get caught in a 747's engine like a bunch of stupid geese

Flight has more utility.

what are they going to do about floating piles of cash?

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>not wanting to get a view like this whenever he feels like

>stealing shit when there's a witness around
What's wrong with you dude

>Flight - Fly around like an idiot. Probably tied to your physical abilities, so most people on Sup Forums would flop around for a few feet before needing to stop and drink a 7-Up and Doritos

>Invisibility - Become a super awesome spy, fight crime, and serve your country. Or use those very same spy abilities to gain intel and selling it to the highest bidder, becoming rich and powerful.

Flightfags are literally just voting for Pearl, their reddit queen.

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I'm literally Manyonetta. Fuck y'all worthless bitches.

What about this: You can choose flight or invisibility, but whichever one you choose, everybody else in the world gets the other power. What power do you choose then?

are octoniggers ready to get stomped into the ground again?

in b4 >m-muh popularity...

>having the ability to fly automatically implies you're going to fly at plane heights

Most kids are picking flight, so Marina has the advantage this time around.

Invisibility would be completely worthless here. If everyone else could fly the world would be built around that and you wouldn't be able to do shit.

what is gonna be the less popular opinion??

>picks flight
>fly off on some mountain and live the comfy hermit life while everyone else is too busy constantly trying to backstab each other
>picks invisibility
>everyone moves to inaccessible places while I'm left behind with a power I can't really put to use in any way

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I got nothing.

that's practically immortality

>grow old, swap your heart and steal their body, repeat forever

I’m sure with my luck I’d end up half Xehanort though

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Well this is actually pretty nice, I'm basically immune to all sort of physical damage and my punches get an extra boost too!

>It's another "All Mayos are Furries and All Ketchups are Autistic Children episode."

Pretending to be invested in pointless arguments is part of the fun (if not all of it).

>enemy panic buttons with Splashdown
>glance up and dispatch them in midair with Squiffer shot every time

I wish transexuals were invisible.

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So what? I don't get it.
Can I channel my Persona or something?

I can masturbate for all eternity and never stop
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You're able to channel the powers of some god of your choice into yourself. The downsides are likely are a massive physical strain afterwards and the fact you won't really be able to use the god's powers at their fullest.

did you do that to a squid called lithien today
i didnt feel good about that

Can someone please tell me how to use this thing?

Is it even viable?

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basically, i can be slender whenever i want to
(physicaly and with powers)

It's a charger for those who like to get out into the action more. I love it.

Yes, it's viable, especially because of Ink Armor. Probably the best charger in the game now. Short charge time, OHKO, stays outside the range of Tri-slosher/N-Zap/Aerospray/Brush/probably some blasters.

Can you people stop spamming the plaza with your trans love/hate fursona bullshit? This is a Nintendo game you degenerates.

Are you gonna be watching Inkstorm+, Sup Forums?

>Invisifags claiming to want to fight crime when they're no better by wanting to manipulate world leaders and killing corrupted criminals, gaining fortune and power somewhere in between while hiding from the world eternally just because they did something worth pursuing them

I mean, I'm no saint, but at least bother being honest. You'd rather use invisibility for your own merit. Flight fags just want to fly and possibly travel around the world at best. It's a beta dream, but at least they aren't hurting no one.

I'll check it out

Guys we should start posting "Black Squids Lives Matter" memes.

>he was a good squid. He didn't ink nuffin

>not hurting anyone
Except airline ticket sales you communist pig

It'll be way more stacked than E3, that's for sure.

Unless your flight powers are Superman-tier, I'm pretty sure you'd still take an airline to reach another country.

In modern day today flight poses you benefit if you all gain is flight.

You won't be able to go too high and won't really get anything special, if you fly anywhere you'll instantly ba test subject held by your government for the rest of your life

Invisiblity is mostly the same but if we assume that flight comes with the extra abilities to either lighten yourself or somehow combat high altitudes killing you, it would be safe to say invisiblity would be undetectable by heat sensors.

Rob banks, do whatever you want to do, get insider knowledge of corporate shit and sell it to other corporations. Be a real winner.

Invisibility wins every time hands down no matter if you make concessions for things to make the power 'viable' or not.

Shoot in the general direction and fucking kill you, you're not bullet proof. This is a abd argument, invis is still superior.

The proper thing to do is to move the cash in a way that makes it hard to spot. Picture makes it clear we're considering clothes doesn't get transparent with you, so neither does cash.

Pretty sure they'd still have to waste their energy and stamina flying somewhere else compared to the comfort of travelling by plane, minus the liberty of going anywhere the wings allow you to be.

Birds rest too, they aren't able to fly eternally either.

That's really edgy. You must be the Lord of Edge. The Edgelord.

Do things go invisible if they are inside me?

Could I just steal things and put them in my ass?

Otherwise how does the food I just ate work? Can everyone see it?

The picture shows your goddamn eyes as visible you tard so it's not exactly a great example of invisibility.

>edge lord
>suggest posting another topical meme in Splatoon
Get with the program. You don't like seeing furry and tranny post the you gotta find the next big thing. BSLM.

Nothing will beat Omnilock though.

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Well, this is pretty fucking good cause I'm a skeleton poster.

I'd just create a dungeon of skeletons somewhere like the grand canyon and have them do my bidding.

Only downside is lack of flesh so I can't have them exposed.

>Leave milk around the dungeon entrance so people think they get stronger by drinking milk

I've had enough of the edge. I must be Bored of the Edge.

I'm picking flight because I'm already invisible in real life

You don't need a super power to be insvisible.

this is the cringiest shit i've read all day
kill yourself

We can only assume that's foolish on their part or just part of not losing the 'look of the game', since that would obviously make the whole hting pointless. The guy flying also could be autistically jumping, who knows. I felt it was better to assume his mouth and eyes are invisible there despite being drawn.

Probably safe to assume they do. So you could steal anything that fits in your mouth/ass/nose/etc freely.

Just got this game. Using roller just like the last.

>Tyrone went to turf wars every day like a good squid. He wasn't doing nuffin when the officers splatter him

>Pretending
from what i've been seeing during the Mayo vs Ketchup thread it felt like it was serious.

The (You)'s only make them cringier

>Imp Physiology

So flight, demonic lifespan (possible immortality depending on the rules of the universe in question), immunity to fire and may be able to manipulate it, and invisiblity. The only downside is that I will become ugly.
It honestly does not sound that bad

>Picture used as evidence
>Well except when you make a good point that about how inaccurate it is
Take your "logic" and shove it up your ass.

>not 'he didn't do nuffink'

Isn't that the point? I railed against Ketchads pretty hard but I don't honestly give two fucks about condiments.

I'm waiting for a business suit to come out so I can put it on my inkling and make him black with the art banner "pool's closed."

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UNLIMITED POWER

So the only thing you can do with the callie and marie amiibos is save gear? That's disappointing

>fantasy world enforcement
How do you argue against this.I could litterally make the world like final fantasy and do magic and shit. atleast until some blonde haired faggot kills me for muh realism or some shit.. I wonder if i could make monster girls real with this power.

Flight is the power of the furfags and transfags because they want everyone to see them. Invisibility is the opposite of that.

The choice of Sup Forums is clear if you really belong on Sup Forums.

kys I only want flight to save on gasoline

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I send all Furfags and S rank faggots to the shadow realm. The game becomes infinitely better.

You're already invisible, faggot, nobody gives a shit about you, so why not take the additional power

>Using old and busted powers
It must go with flight.

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>User cannot be absorbed, sealed, consumed, banished, imprisoned or affected by any type of storage power. In some cases users are too big to be contained others can just cause indigestion or overloading.

I mean... Prison means nothing to me now so that's a plus

I was going to say that spider is cute but the bugle makes him look like a klan member. No spider, that's not okay!

When is it?

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I can do anything I want, neat. I'd probably keep it low though, like living a normal life, but without having to do a whole lot, y'know.

i can fly with helicopter, what technology makes me invisible?

Being a neet.

I'm already invisible irl

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It's useful for torrenting.

Not enough cute squids in this thread.

jesus fuck that looks like ass

reminder that invisibility is for funloving pranksters and flying is for lowtest brainlets and waifufags

Is invisibility that much more popular than flight? I had a lot of fun being the underdog (mayo) last fest, but I genuinely like invisibility more. I was hoping it'd be a bit more 50/50 than last time.

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Now i can be a better criminal than invilibilityfags

Polls reveal flight is overwhelmingly more popular because fucking obviously, the only use for invisibility is criminal activity and it's not even great at that.

Squiffer REALLY shouldn't OHKO. Never played 1, just picked this thing up, and I'm airshotting fags at least once per game. This thing feels busted.

Oh yeah and it gets the best special in the game so fuck