Tfw I've never bought a valve gaem

Tfw I've never bought a valve gaem

But you own Splatoon so you are either 12 or autisic.

>splatoon
>acting like you know good games
Adorable

>mad at one of the greatest and best selling shooters of this gen

Envy is a sin, my fellow Sonyfriends.

It's not better than rainbow six siege, titan fall 2, insurgency...

And it's also a game made for fucking 12 year olds so you might as well kill yourself pedo trash

Also it's not a good thing to have never played half life or lfd, they are great games you fucking idiot

>sony

Youre gonna keep implying I see
Just keep playing a game designed for 10 year olds bet it has a ton of "skillllll" involved well be over here playing the good shooters

>pedo
Lol sonygaf triggered

IT'S HIM

HE DOES IT

I don't even own a ps4 you stupid faggots

I just game on pc and Wii u and 3ds

Splatoon is pedo bait garbage "shoooter" meant for fat man babies and children

>And it's also a game made for fucking 12 year olds so you might as well kill yourself pedo trash

Go back to NeoFAG, you disgusting sonyroach. That's where all of your true pedo friends are, you know, the ones that actually invest in cp and aren't just guys playing video games about squids.

>Also it's not a good thing to have never played half life or lfd, they are great games you fucking idiot

Why do sonyfags talk like fat, SJW girls? It's hard to take you morons seriously when you're such obvious newfags.

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I was telling him splatoon was the game for 10 year olds dipshit

Marie x Splat Tim doujin when?

>sony
I don't own a ps4
>neogaf
I never heard of it until this board started spamming it, pretty confident it's new fags that started that, because we never talked about that shit in the old days

I quit reading your post because you're pretending your game isn't pedo bait even tho squid porn is common and the game is marketed to children

You can be a man child user it's ok, just admit you're a faggot while you keep shouting "muh sony muh sony"

My bad I was rage quoting people

>Just keep playing a game designed for 10 year olds bet it has a ton of "skillllll" involved
It does, more so than your precious Overwatch. A "kiddy" game is more competitively viable than your shitty CoD and Overwatch, how sad.

Why is this obvious underage still here? The most obvious 12 year olds and newfags are always roaches.

>b-but i don't own a ps4. i just shill their shit for no reason!
Sure thing, cunt.

>Saggy Platitudes

SPLATOON IS GOTY! ITS JUST AS GOOD AS PUBG OR COD OR BATTLEFIELD OR OVERWATCH! STOP MAKING FUN OF IT!

>Gabe shitposts to derail the thread
All according to keikaku.

That back side is a masterpiece.

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>tfw I have bought ONE game in my entire thirty years of life

How to spot a newfag from PedoGAF

>pretty confident it's new fags that started that, because we never talked about that shit in the old days
They pretend they're oldfags and that they never heard of NeoGAF despite typing like every single degenerate there.

>tho
Hahaha

>you're pretending your game isn't pedo bait even tho squid porn is common
Their favorite insult is "pedo" and they think porn of fictional characters is a disease.

>You can be a man child user it's ok, just admit you're a faggot while you keep shouting "muh sony muh sony"
They call people manchilds while on Sup Forums and pretend that they're mature while arguing with you about a video game that they do not like.

>greatest and best selling shooters
Holy fucking kek, do casuals actually believe this? Splatoons got a charming artstyle but if you think the gameplay is anything more than mediocre you are delusional.

Samefag central. Only a sonygro is capable of chimping out this bad.

>Customer Service: You're on your own, bitch!

Why is it when I see any Splatoon fans on steam they're degenerates with cropped inkling porn as their avatar. It never deviates from that.

What are you comparing it to? Its design is brilliantly thought out and it's game mechanics make for an amazing experience, both casual and competitively.