You now remember that Sup Forums unironicaly made and delivered a happy birthday card to Gaben Newell

>You now remember that Sup Forums unironicaly made and delivered a happy birthday card to Gaben Newell

Why do these always backfire?

Sup Forums's a curse

How did it backfire?

People forget that people are highly volatile, you should endorse their works and not the person directly

What exactly is his endgame?

I am SO happy these fucking babies arent getting their fucking game.

Its what you get for bitching and moaning nonstop.Valve makes too much money off steam to even give a flying fuck.

suck your own small limp penis, you fucking cuck niggers. enjoy half life 3 never

Salty console cuck spotted

Mad that PC gaming is better than ever thanks to Valve?

>Sup Forums brought rampant censorship to Nintendo games
>Sup Forums killed Iwata
>Sup Forums nuked the Metal Gear franchise
>Sup Forums cancelled half life 3

Anything im forgetting from the cursed cards series?

Yeah fuck valve. Their games are either online meme garbage for underages or pretentious shit.

Steam as a service is objectively a better contribution to gaming than valve games. Portal was kinds neat but nothing special. CS games were great i suppose so that's an exception. Both half lifes were just tech demos.

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Reminder that Gabe is actually dying

What's with all the GoG shills today?

So do you.
What's your point?

We made him into another George Lucas. He thinks he can do no wrong.

I wonder how's Gabe mindset and mental health are.

>you should endorse their works and not the person directly
god I wish more tards would smarten up and follow this mindset.

>Gave Kojima a birthday card
>MGSV was shit

-we- didn't make anything and just like George Lucas he has always been like that it's just people here have confirmation bias in a bad way.

ow the edge

HL3 is literally NEVER EVER confirmed now where have you been

Oh I thought he meant something more relevant than something we all should have known for years.

George Lucas woukd have made hl3 and it'd be shit.

There was always the hope now there's nothing

George hate the studio system and wanted to do things his way. Once he got to doing Empire he started to become the very thing he hated. There was a lot of tension between him and the director of Empire where he would effectively try to be the second director and would say things like "we could have done this for cheaper" or say a scene was good enough meaning "I don't care about quality. I want efficiency and I want it done cheaply." like any typical Hollywood bean counter would say.

Gabe wanted to make Valve into it's own independent thing, free from having to work with any other companies telling him what to do. He accomplished that, but now became the very thing he wanted to break away from. Valve is now just another corporation game maker that uses others to make money for them. They don't even need to make games anymore since everyone is willing to suck their dicks to get their games distributed on Steam.

The only difference between Gabe and George is that George actually finished the story he started.

>Sup Forums was Australia for a day after this

At least Gabe let Half-Life die.

...

>send Gabe a card
>he ruins Valve

>send Treehouse a card
>they start censoring every game

>send Kojima a card
>MGS5

GUYS. NO. MORE. CARDS.

>sent Treehouse a card
Literally why

Let's send a card to sonic team and see what happens

MADMAN.

MGS5 was good tho...

>every time Sup Forums does something nice to someone, they either die or become evil
Maybe Sup Forums should stop doing nice things.

Sup Forums's cards are a curse. Everytime Sup Forums makes one, the company or person that gets it goes to complete shit.

What if... this is just the beginning of the HL2 release ARG?

Remember the crazy Portal 2 ARG??
It's not impossible
It's not impossible ;_;

He's already there. Steam adds money to his bank account every day with no need for him to work any more.

well now you are free from your burden

Do Sup Forums cards turn people to shit?
Or do they predict that someone is gonna turn to shit?

>send Treehouse a card
That was the most pathetic shit i've seen Sup Forums involved in,i still remember the threads fucking disgraceful.

We were Reddit before Reddit was Reddit

Somebody redpill me on treehouse? Why did people send them a card?

Vivian will forever be the worst thing.

We esotericism now

The Treehouse stream after one of the E3s. They advertised their games and Sup Forums said thank you.

Audry has milkies
Everyone else was a shining light in an e3 that was garbage. I think people really appreciate the toned down atmosphere and interview style promotion of their products. Stage presentations are cancer, just show me 2 hours of gameplay

Any chance we can send a card to EA and Disney?

I wish we lived on different timeline where half-life 2 beta would become true hl2. Who knows, maybe we'd even have proper half-life 3 by now

I really dig the pre-release hl2 stuff, it has an eerie style which is somehow more cartoony than the final product but also more dark and mysterious

Best part was he posted "thanks /v " as if it was some subreddit that gave him the card.

I'm glad people have given up on valve. Steam is holding back the next golden age of pc gaming with it's easy access to garbage indieshit.

whenever Sup Forums makes a card for someone
something bad happens or becomes of that person
>card for Iwata
Iwata dies
>card for Nintendo Treehouse
Treehouse goes to shit and all localisations are censored to all hell
>card for Kojima
MGSV went to hell and he was fired from Konami

>8leaf is created because mods are deleting vivian and gamergate threads
>they even change the 4leaf to an 8
lol

>This man is dying
>>So do you

More like
>Steam ushered in a golden age of game development where anyone can market their game to the masses

Thanks doc, I guess

Since when is literally having people pay for unfinished games that are never going to be finished as well as promoting the kikestarter shit a golden age?

muh comfy E3 marketing

Same reason they sent a card to everyone else.

We should make a card for EA.

I think so too!

it's the power of Sup Forums's meme magic
each board has a different power
the Media was wrong
the hacker known as Sup Forums wasn't a hacker at all
it's a level 100 wizard king

>le no moneh xdxd
stop this shit, It's very clear that they didnt want to do a Half Life 3 because none wants to take the responsability for such anticipated game and they play safe to the point that they are now a bunch of scaried faggets

Steam is the idea guy factory, all they sell is bullshit ideas that never pan out or get finished.
Digital distribution could have been done in a hundred different, better ways, steam was just there early.

neo-Sup Forums did that, Sup Forums never cared enough to collectively make some shitty card for people like Gabe or Kojima.

maybe there are reverse phantom thieves on Sup Forums

Neo-Sup Forums doesn't mean what you think it means.

Literally
>THANK YOU FOR MARKETING VIDEO GAMES TO MY AUTISTIC TASTES

I don't see how the W101 card made for Kamiya backfired.

That was made long before the Neo-Sup Forums term was ever coined.

Give it time user.

when did this happen?
all I remember is the time that Kamiya posted on Sup Forums
maybe that gave him immunity

Scalebound got cancelled by Microsoft

>Scalebound got cancelled
And thank god for that

MGS5 isn't out
There's MGSV, which was garbage and you're a stupid nigger if you think it was good
That's great if someone was able to have fun in it though

>Sup Forums sends a "get well" card to Iwata
>He dies of cancer a year later.

>Sup Forums sends a birthday card to Kojima
>MGSV turns out to be an unfinished mess and Kojima gets fired from Konami.

>Sup Forums sends a thank you card to Nintendo Treehouse
>They turn out to be SJW-pandering tools who do shit localizations and censor games

Didn't Sup Forums sent something to Kamiya before Scalebound got canceled? Everything they touch turns to shit. It's like a reverse Midas Touch.

it could have been good, but I really believe that Microsoft forced them to do a lot of shit they didn't want to do
a Kamiya game with multiplayer just seemed so strange and then there are the rumours of how they wanted him to pull more people from the Nier team over to his own team to sabotage Nier Automata on PS4
it just looked like it ran like shit, but it had potential
the way it was just cancelled after we'd recently seen new gameplay too was strange

and if it does come out that MS did give Kamiya a hard time, then it proves Sup Forums and meme magic are real, since it's virtually the exact same situation that Kojima had after he got a card

You mean exactly like the midas touch, but with shit.

Its Sup Forums's meme magic. Sup Forums shitposts about games being bad for so long that it is starting to effect reality now.

>everything Sup Forums touches turns to shit
Amazing it took people this long to figure it out.

It's when Gaben realized that video games were a mistake and decided to do all in his power to ruin modern video games while becoming a billionairen to expand his influence simultaneously

>send Iwata a card
>dies

So what happens if we start sending cards to Blizzard, Ubisoft, etc?

Toddlers what else

Thats not what backfire means.

It's literally one of their proudest things btw. Or it was, at least.

What do you think a reverse Midas Touch is?

Did ya'll give him a super strong magnifying glass too? You know he's blind as hell, right? That thing'll be as blurry to him in real life as it is in the photo.

They advertised their games properly.

If you hug your daughter she'll turn you into gold.

Ah! I see what you mean?

>those millennial nu-males that went to meet gaben
>Sup Forums

They were obviously reddit refugees. No 4channer would look like such a beta male cuck.

A reverse midas touch would be things turning you into gold.

Oh you just wait. He'll sell it to EA eventually.

Nice pasta

Now THIS is bait.

t. redditor beta nu-male cuck

Let me guess, 18-24 years old, ugly, weak genes, fat or skinnyfat?

Merely skinny. Come, friend; you know me and others so well because you are us, and we are you. We're all friends here, on Sup Forums. There's no need to pretend.

>MGSV
that game was a masterpiece tho

It's not us, user

It may seem it's our fault because of what happens next, but Gabe was a lost cause already.

Steam made him more than a millionaire, and Half-Life was just a way to cash grab people

>t. never played any other metal gear

nigga what