STOP LIKING LARA CROFT

STOP LIKING LARA CROFT

Still Samus.

Me personally, I love when gaming journalists tell me what I think. Independent thought is hard, way easier to just absorb the opinions I'm told to have!

Rise of the Tomb Raider is unironically better than every Uncharted game other than 2

Move over Mario!

Who?

When did this fucking trend start? "Why you should/shouldn't do this and here's why"

I swear this didn't really happen much a year ago and now it's fucking everywhere. It's such a condescending fucking thing to see.

Quick Sup Forums post your favorite heroine

>he doesn't know about cultural marxism

user..

Journalism is a syringe meant to inject an established way of thinking into readers. Long gone are the days when journalists merely presented you with facts.

>yaas queen
Fuck that.

Sure thing

My YASSS QUEEN :D

>implying Lara Croft was my favorite

really this just shows they can't think of another female protagonist because they don't know shit about games.

omg YAAAAAAAAAASSSS QUEEN SLAAAAY mmmmhhhh yaaas guurl.

YOUR NEW FAVORITE HEROINE

She is? Well fuck.

It's been happening forever, you just haven't cared/noticed it.

I love toon physics don't judge me.

decade plus ago with shit like cracked's joke articles.

I saw a commercial for a show and the tagline was literally just YOU LIKE THIS. I hadn't seen a commercial in a while, so it was surprising to see just how out and about they are about it now.

But I like Tina.

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So everything is a Cracked article now except people take them seriously.

Why not Nadine you fucking racist?

Second

>Sassy
>Loves making fun of people
>Incredibly reliable
>Top tier friend
>Helps you save your little sister without so much as being asked to
What's not to like?

Until you can show me Chloe Frazer getting fucked by a horse Lara Croft is still my favorite video game girl.

>your
No.

Why would you want to see two horses fucking?

Well I guess if THE Sam Loveridge said so

The jews, user, just say the jews

Nah, Lara will always be my girl. Chloe can fuck off with her mediocre game series.

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>Someone thinks they get to dictate what other people's favorite things are.

What the fuck?

>literally just lara croft with no boobs
there's no substance
there's nothign there

Don't judge me.

You ain't my prick ex-gf, you dipshit. Stop telling me what to think.

What the fuck are journalists smoking? What the hell are they doing in those 4y in college, if they don't even know how to write something without making the reader want to punch then? Comanding in a text don't convince anyone that isn't a nu-male with submission fetish.

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I agree, except I think it's even better than Uncharted 2. Hell, I even think Tomb Raider 2013 is better than the whole Uncharted series.

Are SJWs slowly moving toward bashing white women now?
I thought white women where excempt from hate and it was just men.

that's the first thing that comes to mind when I read these articles now.

>I swear this didn't really happen much a year ago
Oh, it's been going on for much longer than the past couple of years.

wait a second, that's not the laura I know and love!

> Gives you shit wife
> To put salt in would gives better girl her own game

DELETE

Don't mind me, just posting way fucking better vidya girls.

lara was always shit but that jew looks even worse

Cartoon Network has apparently been doing that with Teen Titans GO and the twerking Powerpuff Girls reboot, advertising it as "your new favorite show!"
Reimu. She exterminates fortune tellers and doesn't afraid of anything.

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jews have fuck all to do with it and of you think they do you better wear a tinfoil hat

Same user btw

Is this (you) what you're after you monster!

Why is someone who has never met me asserting who my favorite character is?

It's more noticeable now because instead of fringe news sites and blogs doing it, the mainstream media are all doing it, and far more transparently.

my recent favorite was "Here's how to think" which I saw a lot in relation to charlottesville

They bash Lara because she was made by men.

>jew

Fucking really?

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Time to kill Lara

i keep meaning to play that, i genuinely liked the TR reboot. i even bought a couple DLC weapons for online mode, shortly before all trace of life on the servers died

The nose knows

Who is Chloe?
what game is this from?
Why are we talking about Lara?
are they similar games or something?

if we are talking about most loved heroine, that goes to Samus.

Never!

>Chloe Frazer
literally who

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She has a game on the way, that counts right?

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It does user, it does.

But Nadine is a poorly written negroid and Chloe is just a hot piece of ass.

Lara is a timeless classic. Old Lara was badass and interesting but even "sensitive" Lara is better than Naughty Dog garbage writing.

>stop liking this white woman, goy!
>start liking this shit skinned, beaner banshee instead

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neither of them are my favorite girl characters in videogames because both of them are stale and bland as fuck

>>Implying Lyndis doesn't exist.

Eat shit and die, Kotaku or Kotaku equivalent.

how the fuck did you manage that?

Never.
Lara Croft>Tranny Frazer

I feel like Lara is a product of simpler times where the writers just thought "Wouldn't it be cool if the heroine was a woman?" and wrote her as a character instead of now where it's "We need a woman in our story so let's jam one in." and the women are simply filling preset roles.

Even nulara is so much better than uncharted, holy penis. Some top notch platforming right there.

Cuteraider

>people believe shitty click bait than actual polls

>strong female protagonist
>never sexualised in official works
>firm moral code and a sense of duty
>loyal and devoted to her station
>stars in a very long-running series of games
And yet no SJW knows who she is. What gives?

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Reimu can fly, silly

Reimu? More like LAME-EW!

It's literally communist subversion at work

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I can see that. I actually played through Tomb Raider 3 this summer. Lara was just a rich tough person who went around on adventures and didn't take shit from people who would take advantage of her.

Old Lara is a classic action hero who happens to be a woman.

What was that?

You better delete this

Touhou is too hard for normies

You heard me. You're not rad enough for Sup Forums.

Sanae, get off the computer or there'll be cum all over the keyboard again

lolicon perverted japanese misogynistic piece of shit game series? ugh....

Bullshit. I had my normie friend play LoLK on Easy and he got up to Clappy with just a little effort.

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According to this thread its Chloe

What the fuck is with tabloids and news sites always telling you what to think these days? Fuck you I do what I want.

Probably for the best. Touhou is still a safe haven.

Kek

>Gensokyo is a matriarchy
>literally everyone of note is a woman
>women take care of education
>female deities take care of the land
>the only male characters are a turtle, a cloud, a fucking nerd, a drug addict, and one REALLY FUCKING HUNGRY idiot
>misogynistic

Got a lot of favorites, but it always comes back to Samus